Why didn't Vince (Neil) (of Motley Crue) go country?

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Why didn't Vince (Neil) (of Motley Crue) go country?

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I bet he could pull that off way better than rock music at this point.

I think it has something to do with country being a lyrically driven genre while Vince hasn't enunciated since 1984.
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“Hi, I’m Vince Neil, and I’m puttin the cunt back in country music.”
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Re: Why didn't Vince (Neil) (of Motley Crue) go country?

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It would take effort for him to do anything other than turn up already buzzed at 5PM and do some Crue karaoke. He's not into that.

The fat fuck wont even do some situps.
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FreddyFender wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:05 pm It would take effort for him to do anything other than turn up already buzzed at 5PM and do some Crue karaoke. He's not into that.

The fat fuck wont even do some situps.
Ha. I forgot how much you hate fat people.
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It would have required a name change to Vinnie Lee Neil.
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FreddyFender wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:05 pm It would take effort for him to do anything other than turn up already buzzed at 5PM and do some Crue karaoke. He's not into that.

The fat fuck wont even do some situps.
Everything you mentioned is far less effort than Modern Country listenable beats and stuff.
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Why? He seems perfectly happy with playing 75 min sets.

Still find it funny that Mick was the only one to play on a country song, and it might go down as the last thing he ever played on.
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He could tour with Vince Gill.
He seems to love a buffet as much as Vince Neil.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:08 pm
FreddyFender wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:05 pm It would take effort for him to do anything other than turn up already buzzed at 5PM and do some Crue karaoke. He's not into that.

The fat fuck wont even do some situps.
Ha. I forgot how much you hate fat people.
You don't think Vince Neil needs to lose some weight?
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Is this guy one of his illlegitimate kids?

https://vincentneilemerson.com/bio-aria
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He appeared in Justin Moore “Home Sweet Home “ video
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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FreddyFender wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:26 pmYou don't think Vince Neil needs to lose some weight?
Yeah, probably. Doesn't mean I need to spend all day calling people fat fucks. That's super weird, Mark David AngusStanley.
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Re: Why didn't Vince (Neil) (of Motley Crue) go country?

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Because he can’t sing that well?
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Vince has been in Nashville for years now and is too drunk and lazy to sell out. Wow.
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Try That in an All You Can Eat Buffet
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 4:41 pm
FreddyFender wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:26 pmYou don't think Vince Neil needs to lose some weight?
Yeah, probably. Doesn't mean I need to spend all day calling people fat fucks. That's super weird, Mark David AngusStanley.
Chip, I like ya. But if you're sensitive to name calling, what on earth are ya doing here? :lol:
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He couldn't remember or sing the words!
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Seems like a good place to post this.
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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