Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
I would love to know how many burner accounts Wolf has where he sends one rage post after another anonymously.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
THIS!The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...
Again, someone simply tags him to say "Check it out" and he's annoyed and demeans the guy's support of the brand, his Pops, etc..
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
• It IS a corny thing to do to a car.
• It is also done shitty. Ed's guitars had a lot more intricate stuff going on with the striping.
• It is also nothing WVH is going to get excited over, and to tag him is a waste of time and means you've got a bit of a parasocial relationship with him, and not in a clever way. "Hey man! have you seen this car?! It's done up just like yer dad did his guits, amazing, right???? Hurrr hurrr..."
THAT SAID:
The thing for Wolf to do is ignore it. He doesnt have to praise the people tagging him, or praise the car owner. Just fucking ignore it. What is it about your fatass fat life that you feel the need to shit on people trying to get positive attention from you, even for something you find stupid? At least they're not calling you Jabba the Hutt. Be thankful and just scroll by it, you grape.
• It is also done shitty. Ed's guitars had a lot more intricate stuff going on with the striping.
• It is also nothing WVH is going to get excited over, and to tag him is a waste of time and means you've got a bit of a parasocial relationship with him, and not in a clever way. "Hey man! have you seen this car?! It's done up just like yer dad did his guits, amazing, right???? Hurrr hurrr..."
THAT SAID:
The thing for Wolf to do is ignore it. He doesnt have to praise the people tagging him, or praise the car owner. Just fucking ignore it. What is it about your fatass fat life that you feel the need to shit on people trying to get positive attention from you, even for something you find stupid? At least they're not calling you Jabba the Hutt. Be thankful and just scroll by it, you grape.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Is it so hard to type Cool Car whether you mean it or not?
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
It completely boggles my mind that this idiot cannot differentiate between someone trolling him and actual fans who are posting stuff with absolutely no malice.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Exactly. Why is this so impossible for some people?
He's like the Donald Trump of rock music. Only slightly skinnier.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
And not like it was some rando Twitter person. Greg Renoff wrote Van Halen Rising, and probably tagged him as a courtesy, so he should have said cool, or just nothing.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
I was thinking the name looked familiar, and was somehow related or affiliated to the band"s history.DevastatinDave wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:28 pm And not like it was some rando Twitter person. Greg Renoff wrote Van Halen Rising, and probably tagged him as a courtesy, so he should have said cool, or just nothing.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
this isn’t triggered, it’s him showing no common decency
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
That car prolly belongs to Jeff Waters (Annihilator), every other post has that EVH pattern on something.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Car parked in Walnut Creek
What sh*t cover band is playing? Something stupid like Jump from Stockton
Line getting long with young fans
What stupid looking car. I agree with Wolfie should have been painted like Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses
What sh*t cover band is playing? Something stupid like Jump from Stockton
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What stupid looking car. I agree with Wolfie should have been painted like Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
OH fuck off you fat fuck. If you don't want to be associated with your family name, fucking change it.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
You would be too if you weighed 500 lbs. Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pmTHIS!The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...
The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Yeah, no defending that one.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Don't blame him. Car doesn't even have a Floyd.
Kidding. He really is a miserable fuck.
Kidding. He really is a miserable fuck.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
It would have been less effort on his part to just ignore the post. People who tag people with dumb shit like that are always insufferable boomers.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
he sounds just like a miserable , fat f$kkMetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pmTHIS!The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...
Again, someone simply tags him to say "Check it out" and he's annoyed and demeans the guy's support of the brand, his Pops, etc..
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
He should get Twitter-bombed by people with anything striped like Frankenstrat (guitars, cars, shoes, bedroom walls, their dogs, or rolls of electrical tape - this roll of tape will someday look like your dad's guitar @wolfmanvanfatgrohl).
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Even with a personal trainer that would require some will power.EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 amYou would be too if you weighed 500 lbs. Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pmTHIS!The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...
The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
Something he has never had to have nor develop.
Everything in his life has been handed to him.
Starting to eat right and maybe work out some is one of the few things he'd have to do all by himself.....
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Maybe he should read one of his mother’s many diet books.
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Quick somebody post these on his page and ask how cool they are LOL
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Well, he didn’t exactly inherit a lot of brains from Pops, did he?
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El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:54 pmEven with a personal trainer that would require some will power.EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 amYou would be too if you weighed 500 lbs. Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pm
THIS!
And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...
The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
Something he has never had to have nor develop.
Everything in his life has been handed to him.
Starting to eat right and maybe work out some is one of the few things he'd have to do all by himself.....
""""""""""""""""""Even with a personal trainer that would require some will power.
Something he has never had to have nor develop.
Everything in his life has been handed to him."""""""""""""""""""""
This!
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Re: Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes
Lipo,Ozempic, personal chef, personal trainer, nutritionist, zero excuse for being this rich and obese unless "mental illness" but he seems like a spoiled,entitled brat.
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Zen question:EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am
Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.
The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
If Wolfguy was painted in red and black stripes, would he appear slimmer?
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This NEEDS to be photo-shopped... in a quality way... Wolfgang in ALL red-white stripes...in those 4XL shorts.. lolTurner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:58 amZen question:EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am
Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.
The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
If Wolfguy was painted in red and black stripes, would he appear slimmer?
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