(3) Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
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(3) Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
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Alternate title: "You Make Me Dork Hard... Baby, All Night."
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First pic: He tells his wife he's going out to job interviews so he's not a deadbeat dad for their unborn child, and what does he spend their money on? A KISS meet-and-greet.
5th pic of the guy in pajamas - I thought it was the singer from Five Finger Death Punch at first. Either way, this guy is clearly unemployed... or maybe a trailer park tattoo artist.
However many pics down - Paul will probably get #MeToo'ed years from how for putting his arm around that woman. Was it consensual? She looks uncomfortable. If her husband wasn't a blind guy, this wouldn't have happened.
Kimono pic - Second dork from the left ruined the pic. Or maybe he's embarrassed.
Last pic in first post - There's a lot these people need to save their money for, but they wasted it on KISS. Does HMZ like KISS? Neck beard guy could possibly be a relative.
5th pic of the guy in pajamas - I thought it was the singer from Five Finger Death Punch at first. Either way, this guy is clearly unemployed... or maybe a trailer park tattoo artist.
However many pics down - Paul will probably get #MeToo'ed years from how for putting his arm around that woman. Was it consensual? She looks uncomfortable. If her husband wasn't a blind guy, this wouldn't have happened.
Kimono pic - Second dork from the left ruined the pic. Or maybe he's embarrassed.
Last pic in first post - There's a lot these people need to save their money for, but they wasted it on KISS. Does HMZ like KISS? Neck beard guy could possibly be a relative.
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Makes you wonder if Geddy Lee had to pay for his.
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Take a drink every time you see a fat fucker.
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Re: Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
Does Gene move at all ? Brutal.
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Re: Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
I liked the lady in blue (last pic)...
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Included her solely due to the trashy tattoos.
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Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 3:28 pm Alternate title: "You Make Me Dork Hard... Baby, All Night."
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Just... what is that makeup?
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Re: Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
Say what you will at least Paul tries to do something a little different in each pic.
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Seriously, could Gene possibly look any more disinterested? He's not flashing the tongue anymore either. Why?
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It is also funny when people go "man, meet and greets are bullshit, you used to get to meet the band for free outside the show"
As if Paul and Gene would enjoy shooting the shit with any of these dorks between the stage door and the Four Seasons.
As if Paul and Gene would enjoy shooting the shit with any of these dorks between the stage door and the Four Seasons.
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I think at least part of the reason for the sour faces is... maybe 60% of these dorks are ones who actually paid for it. The rest are crew people, press, friends of the promoter, PR team associates, etc, who just happen to be hanging around.
I've been in a few backstage situations in Vegas, where I'd rather blur into the background, but somebody "insists" I take a photo with the performer. I figure it's lame for them. And it's lame for me. Would rather say a brief "hello" and move on.
I've been in a few backstage situations in Vegas, where I'd rather blur into the background, but somebody "insists" I take a photo with the performer. I figure it's lame for them. And it's lame for me. Would rather say a brief "hello" and move on.
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Re: Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
Holy shit, I spotted a normal, fuckable chick in all these pix!
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You want me to include the fuckable ones? Every hundred pictures there is one. I can put them in if you want.
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With his head now as wide as tall, the tongue barely reaches his chin, I've seen chicks on TikTok with tongues that bury Gene's "cow tongue".
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Thanks for the offer but nah...they prolly all live in fly-over states, too complicated for me to put my log in their fireplaces!BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2023 2:16 am You want me to include the fuckable ones? Every hundred pictures there is one. I can put them in if you want.
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MISS 8 is real world 3
Wendnesday 13 had more hot girls at San Diego show than Kiss all tour
I would never consider f*cking a real world 3
Wendnesday 13 had more hot girls at San Diego show than Kiss all tour
I would never consider f*cking a real world 3
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"Nail it down and put it in the bag."
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The only reason to go to a KISS show is for people-watching. These threads cover that so we don't have to go. No bad notes, no bad smells, no covid......all wins!!
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Re: Let’s Put The D in Dork … latest batch of $1000 KISS meet n greeters
I replied to one of these threads but kept thinking about it. If I were in KISS, I'd probably look as excited as they. I'm not defending them for this overpriced mess, but I'd probably look the same in every picture, wishing it was over. No one cares about the pose; they want the guys in a personalized picture. So, I don't blame them for robbing people of their cash. I DO blame the inbreds that pay for that experience. I can't imagine being so in love with any band to pay high rent for a meet and greet. If I were a slovenly person stuck in the 70s or 80s desiring to blow my paycheck, I'd at least try to look relaxed and cool rather than make a stupid face and devil horns and stick out my fucking tongue. I guess I'm not a fun person.
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I'm guessing the OP would fit right in with these pics...
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https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/se ... 2&sr=postsGreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2023 3:16 pm I'm guessing the OP would fit right in with these pics...
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Did you type that out or speak it into your walkie talkie?GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2023 3:16 pm I'm guessing the OP would fit right in with these pics...
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Still waiting for that pic of your sparkling self. Seems like I struck too close to home and you do resemble (or look even dorkier) than those folks you're posting. You remind me of so many other pithy snarksters coming in their shorts over just how pithy and snarky they are that I can't figure out which one you are yet. DERP!?
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