(5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Does a membership in the Kiss Army come with free buffet tickets? Them some beefy folks!
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Nothing related to KISS comes with a free anything!
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Thanks! Let me know if you want a compilation of KISStards from the last few shows.
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New sig, thanks.PBFSUCKS wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:23 amTalking about making fun of the people, not the band. I figure reading comprehension isn’t your string suit so I get it.AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:06 am Yeah, why is this one guy making fun of a single band? Bizarre. Never happens here
Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
These threads are absolutely top-notch! I concur with sirthx2. it's the best show I've seen in quite some time. The compilation you proposed would be highly valued and greatly appreciated by many, myself included.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:13 pmThanks! Let me know if you want a compilation of KISStards from the last few shows.
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
May I suggest Dorks of the Buffet Line World as the next thread title
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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I think the fake one looks better. See what I did there?Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 2:01 pmDangerZone wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:51 amI can’t tell a difference between the 2 ‘cat men.’
The oriental symbol is the only way to know
If the guy on the right came out to the kit and played drums the whole show, do you think any of the "super fans" who bought backstage meet-and-greets would notice the difference?
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OkHueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:45 am May I suggest Dorks of the Buffet Line World as the next thread title
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I can see Rachel Dratch is spending her SNL money wrecklessly.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:08 pm The ones holding the instruments are the $4,000 Ultimate Fan Package where you get to tour the stage and hold the instruments and the boots.
Financing available, just $362 a month. Sign here.
These are taken in the side room where they did the “soundcheck” show in Sydney, so they must have reneged on the whole “tour the KISS stage” thing.
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
This Gene-wannabe looks like a sumo wrestler who's about to drop a serious Cleveland Steamer.

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And Paul can already smell it.
Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
A coffeetablebook with a full collection of these would be an instant buy.
Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Hahahahahahaha, this made my day!BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 6:15 pmNew sig, thanks.PBFSUCKS wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:23 amTalking about making fun of the people, not the band. I figure reading comprehension isn’t your string suit so I get it.AlexVonHaig wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:06 am Yeah, why is this one guy making fun of a single band? Bizarre. Never happens here
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
This was a killer thread.
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
nice to see Eric's relative stopping by


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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Looks like Gene is boning tits frehley there


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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Is that a wombat or a joey??


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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Ok, which fan photo has you in it?
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Thank God our long national nightmare is over.
Talk about limping to the finish line... yeesh.
Talk about limping to the finish line... yeesh.
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Is that C.C. Banana? I thought he killed himself years ago after going bankrupt "investing" in some tribute CD to fat chicks?
More of these people in these pics should choose that same route -- minus investing in the tribute CD.
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
nah, cc long gone
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Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Good on them dorks. They’re went out and made some memories in KISSTORY
Re: (5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids
Nice try man! I’m not giving these clowns my hard earned money. I’m saving it for the 2026 Poison reunion show.
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