Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?

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Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?

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Anyone still fancy Lita Ford? She was beautiful back in the day. Which part of her body do you like the most?
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She has had work done aint she? She has had a tuck and lift.
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She looks like a woman in her 60's. She seems to be pretty fit for her age. 5/10 .
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Did Iommi ruin her?
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maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:38 am Did Iommi ruin her?
he said she could take all of his 3.5 fingers
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I fancy her in 2024..9/10

She is so nice! Smells great! Looks great!

I like when she turns around on stage at Whisky plays her guitar behind her back. Get to see her backside in leather pants

Nobody has every liked Mr Nitro :lol: He looks like George The Animal Steele in 1986 :lol:
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LAglamrocker wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:40 am I fancy her in 2024..9/10

She is so nice! Smells great! Looks great!

I look when she turns around on stage at Whisky at plays her guitar in back of her head. Get to see her backside in leather pants

Nobody has every liked Mr Nitro :lol: He looks like George The Animal Steele in 1986 :lol:
What does she smell like?
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:39 am
maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:38 am Did Iommi ruin her?
he said she could take all of his 3.5 fingers
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Smells like hot chick tanning on Manhattan Beach in the winter..like I see and smell now.
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maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:15 am Which part of her body do you like the most?
I had to look to see when this thread started. The only people fancying the body of a 65 year old are 90 year olds! One of God's mean tricks he plays on everyone.
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I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!

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She just played by me, along with Gary Hoey opening, but I already had tix for The Smithereens w/Marshall Crenshaw on vocals. Too bad cuz I would have went, she was in The Runaways. That alone makes her great.
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How has the waist to hip ratio changed since her prime :?:
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Lira was hot back in the day now not hot. Dried up, aged, weary. Has not held up well at all. Susanna Hoffs is about the same age. I would Bangle her all day!
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TeslaFan wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 1:41 pm Lira was hot back in the day now not hot. Dried up, aged, weary. Has not held up well at all. Susanna Hoffs is about the same age. I would Bangle her all day!
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DangerZone wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:32 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!

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It would be even funnier if Wolfie accepted the offer.
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I remember looking forward to seeing her "Hungry" video way back when. I didn't even like the song.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!

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I saw her twice likve, back in the day, and she was as hot as hell. I would have crawled naked a thousand miles over a desert of broken glass just to lick her shadow.
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Turner Coates wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:25 am Image

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maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:28 am She has had work done aint she? She has had a tuck and lift.
Nope. She knows to wear her hair forward in pictures. That's not a fashion statement its to cover her wrinkles. And her tour photo is airbrushed within an inch of its life. I certainly wouldn't blame her if she did get a face lift, but maybe she's worried it'll look weird like Joan Jett's. She has kept her figure after 2 kids and menopause, so there's that.
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Cindy Buzzedimisa wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:45 am
maninblack wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:28 am She has had work done aint she? She has had a tuck and lift.
Nope. She knows to wear her hair forward in pictures. That's not a fashion statement its to cover her wrinkles. And her tour photo is airbrushed within an inch of its life. I certainly wouldn't blame her if she did get a face lift, but maybe she's worried it'll look weird like Joan Jett's. She has kept her figure after 2 kids and menopause, so there's that.
Going off what you said and recebnt photos of her, If she wore a scarf and put some high heel boots on, I woul.d do her vigorously from the back.
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Joan fucked up her face with surgery.
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skatexedge wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:35 am Joan fucked up her face with surgery.
I just checked that out, it looks like buttocks injections. Keep pensioners trendy!
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Oh yes, full on fantasy for sure ...

uuuh, hang on, are you serious??

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