The New Dork Era Begins!
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The New Dork Era Begins!
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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Is Mellonhead dressed up as a scab covered on Eisen's cum?
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Are people really paying for a picture with a poster?
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1000 bucks to be part of the virtual avatar "thelebration" seems like a good value.
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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It's "The New Error" (it sounds like Paul's saying that in the announcement so apropos)
And the mental KISSFAQ crowd are already trying to convince themselves that it's a good and it's going to succeed.
And the mental KISSFAQ crowd are already trying to convince themselves that it's a good and it's going to succeed.
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Julian Gill banned me from KISSFAQ after I created "The Official Convince Yourself It Was Good" thread about the finale show.
It must have hit close to home, because I've posted a lot worse on there.
It's fun to make fun of all those clowns who paid through the teeth to be at the final show, while "KISS" themselves barely gave a fuck because it was the same show they've been doing everywhere else and they couldn't be bothered to do one little thing to make it special.
It must have hit close to home, because I've posted a lot worse on there.
It's fun to make fun of all those clowns who paid through the teeth to be at the final show, while "KISS" themselves barely gave a fuck because it was the same show they've been doing everywhere else and they couldn't be bothered to do one little thing to make it special.
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Gene looks like Mothman
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Were you the one who, after some guy said "I thought it was amazing", you said "Nice work! you're trying!"NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:41 pm Julian Gill banned me from KISSFAQ after I created "The Official Convince Yourself It Was Good" thread about the finale show.
It must have hit close to home, because I've posted a lot worse on there.
It's fun to make fun of all those clowns who paid through the teeth to be at the final show, while "KISS" themselves barely gave a fuck because it was the same show they've been doing everywhere else and they couldn't be bothered to do one little thing to make it special.
A rare laugh over there.
And that was a bannable offense? I've seen some dudes shitting on it over there, maybe even 40% of them.
I rarely go over there, but the avatar fiasco got the better of me.
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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Not me, but that was funny.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Tue Dec 05, 2023 3:54 pm
Were you the one who, after some guy said "I thought it was amazing", you said "Nice work! you're trying!"
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"Whadda you MEAN, 'waste of money?' I got to meet and hang out with the artwork PERSONALLY.
They're really a nice bunch of characters, once ya get to know them, Mom.
Can I have borrow some money for gas?"
They're really a nice bunch of characters, once ya get to know them, Mom.
Can I have borrow some money for gas?"
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Keep in mind, this is a grown man...
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Those mouth breathers on KISSFAQ will be the first ones lining up to buy whatever this avatar stuff happens to be.
The same people said they’d never support lipsynching then changed their tune to “oh Paul has given us his body for decades he deserves to have a victory lap now” or some such strange weird cult revisionism after it happened.
At the time Julian Shill was playing it down saying it was just a bit of “sonic lube” to allow the concerts to happen.
Well it’s been less than a week and tide is already turning and a bunch of them are posting saying they’re warming up to the PlayStation graphic version of KISS.
Guarantee it - give it a few months and just about all of them will be putting a bit of “sonic lube” on their buttholes to take Gene’s flaming avatar demon dick!
The same people said they’d never support lipsynching then changed their tune to “oh Paul has given us his body for decades he deserves to have a victory lap now” or some such strange weird cult revisionism after it happened.
At the time Julian Shill was playing it down saying it was just a bit of “sonic lube” to allow the concerts to happen.
Well it’s been less than a week and tide is already turning and a bunch of them are posting saying they’re warming up to the PlayStation graphic version of KISS.
Guarantee it - give it a few months and just about all of them will be putting a bit of “sonic lube” on their buttholes to take Gene’s flaming avatar demon dick!
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Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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Looks like there's gonna be a new gang called the KISS FAIRY MONSTER ARMY.
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Everyone of those clowns on the Three Sides of the Coin podcast proclaimed it a "great show".
How do people that apparently take themselves and their Kiss Fandom way too fucking seriously completely divorce themselves from the reality that the majority of the show is a lip sync fest?
These clowns and their ilk are the proof that many Kiss fans don't actually care about the music. As long as there are lights, explosions and confetti anything else is acceptable to these fucks.
How do people that apparently take themselves and their Kiss Fandom way too fucking seriously completely divorce themselves from the reality that the majority of the show is a lip sync fest?
These clowns and their ilk are the proof that many Kiss fans don't actually care about the music. As long as there are lights, explosions and confetti anything else is acceptable to these fucks.
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Those autists go around saying “forget the haters, we won!” so of course they’re going to like it. Their self image is totally tied to KISS. It’s like Stockholm Syndrome or something, they got bullied so much as kids for liking a shitty band they’ve spent their whole life proving how popular KISS is and they were “right” the whole time.
… and when did the woman turn into 2010 Dave Murray? She doesn’t know anything about KISS and is only on there so the other three incels can slobber over her and say how hot she is. Might be time to replace her with an avatar.
… and when did the woman turn into 2010 Dave Murray? She doesn’t know anything about KISS and is only on there so the other three incels can slobber over her and say how hot she is. Might be time to replace her with an avatar.
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Aw, let Lady Murray have her time in the sun! She must know at least a little about KISS!
...no?
...no?
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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Funny, this board called both the Crue coming out of retirement due to demand and KISS continuing with others playing the roles.
Paul’s ego wouldn’t let actual flesh & blood don the clown makeup so it had to be avatars
Paul’s ego wouldn’t let actual flesh & blood don the clown makeup so it had to be avatars
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Another brilliant post from someone that's brain dead over on KISSFAQ. Asshats like these who are willing to pay top dollar for fakery are the reason the live concert experience is dying a slow death.
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The Paul singing thing never really bothered me.
1) Because I'd never deny someone the right to make a boatload of money. If I was in Pauls shoes I'd much rather sock away cash for my kids and grandkids than worry about "integrity of being an artist"
2) He is singing, the audience just isn't hearing his voice (thankfully). So he's not just mouthing the words to a studio record and strumming an unplugged guitar.
3) The rest of the show is live. It's not like a taping of Solid Gold.
I get that its not ideal and I understand why some wouldn't want to partake, but on my 3 EOTR shows the only time I thought about it was in between songs when I wish he had a vocal smoothing pedal for his on stage banter.
I've been to around 50 KISS shows since Creatures and Paul's lip-syncing on the EOTR made zero difference to me compared to the other previous 47 shows.
Honestly, I'm positive I wouldn't have even been aware if I just went to the shows with out the prior knowledge.
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The Paul singing thing never really bothered me.
1) Because I'd never deny someone the right to make a boatload of money. If I was in Pauls shoes I'd much rather sock away cash for my kids and grandkids than worry about "integrity of being an artist"
2) He is singing, the audience just isn't hearing his voice (thankfully). So he's not just mouthing the words to a studio record and strumming an unplugged guitar.
3) The rest of the show is live. It's not like a taping of Solid Gold.
I get that its not ideal and I understand why some wouldn't want to partake, but on my 3 EOTR shows the only time I thought about it was in between songs when I wish he had a vocal smoothing pedal for his on stage banter.
I've been to around 50 KISS shows since Creatures and Paul's lip-syncing on the EOTR made zero difference to me compared to the other previous 47 shows.
Honestly, I'm positive I wouldn't have even been aware if I just went to the shows with out the prior knowledge.
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True. It's more like a "Mushy Brown."
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I saw the ABBAtars (well, on tv) and those looked somewhat real.
You could make yourself believe to a certain extent they were real persons.
These KISStards look just like a cartoon to me. I don't really see the 3D effect and they don't even look like KISS, old or new.
You could make yourself believe to a certain extent they were real persons.
These KISStards look just like a cartoon to me. I don't really see the 3D effect and they don't even look like KISS, old or new.
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El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 4:59 am I don't really see the 3D effect and they don't even look like KISS, old or new.
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3D house of pancakes!!
SCTV was pretty frickin’ awesome
SCTV was pretty frickin’ awesome
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"Paul Stanley" looks more like Eric Singer than Eric Singer does in the above graphic. It's like they scanned somebody from a KISS tribute band to create Paul's avatar.
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Speaking of which... why even bother doing the whole motion-capture scan stuff if this digital version of KISS is going to float, fly and do motions that nobody in KISS actually does?
skunklovestiger wrote: A comment like this needs a really useless piece of shit. Well maybe you are used to get fucked by your mother in the basement. It would be better if somebody just kills you useless asshole. Just killl yourself shithead.