What is the worst song you’ve ever heard
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Space Ace is lights years worse than Crazy Crazy Nights.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:17 pmIncompetent music by amateurs is just nonsense to be ignored.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:16 pm If it was actual bad songs (like the Peter Criss song I posted) not “brilliant and massively popular songs I’m just sick of because they’re overplayed, or I’m trying to be an edgelord by pretending I don’t like popular stuff” then this thread would be much funnier.
Crazy Crazy Nights is a cynical stab at popularity and money, just done to ape Bon Jovi, and a full repudiation of any edge, rock n roll, or commitment to artistry, by a band that had already created hundreds of songs and should have more integrity than that. A shameful embrace at mediocrity, inoffensive horseshit that is somehow far worse than the Robert Palmer ripoff "X in Sex" due to the fact that that one at least had some sex in it. Equally bad would be the Michael Bolton inspired and penned "Forever", but that one stung far less, as CCN had at least been a bridge too far for me, and caused me to give this band and my fandom to it the heave ho.
if you like either, I dont want to exaggerate or give in to any hyperbole, but you're a limp dick piece of shit who should be forced to wear a frilly pink pinafore. And worse than Hitler.
So yeah, that's a little bit worse than the latest incompetent Stonebreed song with 17 listens on Spotify.
Just own up to it man, you had a bad take, it happens to the best of us. Lets put it this way: What would you rather listen to for 2 weeks straight, Crazy Crazy Nights, or Space Ace? Yeah, don't bother answer, we all now it. We're all human.
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"Brand New Key" by Melanie. Vomit inducing. Almost suicide inducing.
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It's cool, you want to be paraded around in your frilly little dress. Paul likes that kind of shit. We'll just change your name to Emilio Estrogen!AJL wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:23 pmSpace Ace is lights years worse than Crazy Crazy Nights.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:17 pmIncompetent music by amateurs is just nonsense to be ignored.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 2:16 pm If it was actual bad songs (like the Peter Criss song I posted) not “brilliant and massively popular songs I’m just sick of because they’re overplayed, or I’m trying to be an edgelord by pretending I don’t like popular stuff” then this thread would be much funnier.
Crazy Crazy Nights is a cynical stab at popularity and money, just done to ape Bon Jovi, and a full repudiation of any edge, rock n roll, or commitment to artistry, by a band that had already created hundreds of songs and should have more integrity than that. A shameful embrace at mediocrity, inoffensive horseshit that is somehow far worse than the Robert Palmer ripoff "X in Sex" due to the fact that that one at least had some sex in it. Equally bad would be the Michael Bolton inspired and penned "Forever", but that one stung far less, as CCN had at least been a bridge too far for me, and caused me to give this band and my fandom to it the heave ho.
if you like either, I dont want to exaggerate or give in to any hyperbole, but you're a limp dick piece of shit who should be forced to wear a frilly pink pinafore. And worse than Hitler.
So yeah, that's a little bit worse than the latest incompetent Stonebreed song with 17 listens on Spotify.
Just own up to it man, you had a bad take, it happens to the best of us. Lets put it this way: What would you rather listen to for 2 weeks straight, Crazy Crazy Nights, or Space Ace? Yeah, don't bother answer, we all now it. We're all human.
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“Hey There Delilah” by Plain White Tee’s
“Ragdoll” Aerosmith - always hated that stupid track
“Ragdoll” Aerosmith - always hated that stupid track
Everyone Is Someone Else's Bitch
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We're Not Gonna Take It & I Wanna Rock have always sucked & the videos suck, as well.
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Butterfly by crazy town that song fucking sucks
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The one about words and something about more than them...
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Brandon
First Band on The Moon
You Wanted The Best
Turn on The Night
My Way (Not Sinatra)
And I am a Motley and KISS fan.
First Band on The Moon
You Wanted The Best
Turn on The Night
My Way (Not Sinatra)
And I am a Motley and KISS fan.
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I fucking hate songs like that. Pure 70s soft-rock love schlock garbage.Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:19 pm I remember hating You Light Up My Life when I was a lad.
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Horrible
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Take your pick from just about any Ozzy song from Down To Earth, Black Rain or Scream.
Not Going Away springs to mind. Just horrible.
Not Going Away springs to mind. Just horrible.
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All of you are stupid. "Crazy, Crazy Nights" is awesome.
As someone else mentioned, you're all sick of good songs that are/were overexposed.
Feast your ears on "Rock n' Roll McDonald's"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo
As someone else mentioned, you're all sick of good songs that are/were overexposed.
Feast your ears on "Rock n' Roll McDonald's"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo
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This is actually what Kiss sounds like to sane people.Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 10:22 pm Feast your ears on "Rock n' Roll McDonald's"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo[/size]
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They do suck but there are worse songs by the same band.
The same goes for Peter Criss, Space Ace sucks but he has written and sung worse songs. The one on Psycho Circus to start with.
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That one does suck also. But I think the worst ever is actually Send in the Clowns, but since that's a cover, maybe it doesn't count.Love_Industry wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 12:23 amThey do suck but there are worse songs by the same band.
The same goes for Peter Criss, Space Ace sucks but he has written and sung worse songs. The one on Psycho Circus to start with.
Like seriously, this is the worst, most pathetic thing ever recorded by an established rock artist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fYPAGeaNXs
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That's the other end of the spectrum... the people behind WW were exploiting a schizophrenic for profit.Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 10:22 pm All of you are stupid. "Crazy, Crazy Nights" is awesome.
As someone else mentioned, you're all sick of good songs that are/were overexposed.
Feast your ears on "Rock n' Roll McDonald's"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwYGI8OjXvo
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I don't think that's it at all. It's not a bad pop song, the reason it's hated by music purists is because Grace Slick & co from the beginning were at the very head of the counter-culture movement and were against anything even resembling commercial music. This was the ultimate 180.
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That could also very well be the case. Going from the psychedelia of "White Rabbit" to the polished arena rock of "We Built This City" was definitely a 180. Then again, you might as well hate on the whole album of Knee Deep in the Hoopla, if that's the case. Or "Miracles", "Count on Me", and everything else Jefferson Starship before that, because it was all slick and polished.sirthx2 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:03 amI don't think that's it at all. It's not a bad pop song, the reason it's hated by music purists is because Grace Slick & co from the beginning were at the very head of the counter-culture movement and were against anything even resembling commercial music. This was the ultimate 180.
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(Just a little) Crush by Jennifer Paige (1998) apparently this was the "banger" on that Dawson's Creek tier album.
Moving on up by M People instant radio turn over.
Killing me Softly by the Fugees.
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Killing me Softly by the Fugees.
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Anything by COLDPLAY after Yellow.
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Johnny Hates Jazz - "Shattered Dreams" :
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QCwMw ... Ftcw%3D%3D
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QCwMw ... Ftcw%3D%3D
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Yeah that song sucked hard.
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Also take your pick from Elton John albums of the mid 80s. Here’s an example :
Title track from Leather Jackets.
https://youtu.be/Z5PC7BINLw4?si=_ugVlQNGSwxbui6Z
He said later that he would just pop into the studio and crap out a load of shit on the way to going to the next coke binge or gay orgy.
Title track from Leather Jackets.
https://youtu.be/Z5PC7BINLw4?si=_ugVlQNGSwxbui6Z
He said later that he would just pop into the studio and crap out a load of shit on the way to going to the next coke binge or gay orgy.
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That 'put up a parking lot' song. It sucks.
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str wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 6:51 pm Johnny Hates Jazz - "Shattered Dreams" :
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QCwMw ... Ftcw%3D%3D
Hard disagree. "Shattered Dreams" is one of the greatest new wave hits ever to come out of 1988, IMO.
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Although I love Van Halen, "How Many Say I" is an absolute turd.
Right up there with "Brandon."
Right up there with "Brandon."
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I have not heard Brandon… and since I’ve yet to see ONE Sludger post positively about it, why would I even go there?daveg wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:14 pm If you took all the songs named in this thread (minus the Peter Criss songs and save the weak) you would have a pretty good playlist.
These are the worst songs you've EVER heard???? In your entire Life????
Worst than....
Brandon or
Anything of LuLu
Uh By Yoko ono gets my vote.
Seriously, getting all these muh’fuhs on the same page? I bet a couple of ‘em were feudin’ on 9/11.
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