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Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

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When he was too wide to walk down the aisle comfortably?

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And what groom has their fuckin mommy walk them down the aisle anyway? That’s not even a thing!
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She has treats in her pockets.

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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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He definitely took all samples of the wedding cakes
What did he decide on

Something extravagant like strawberry butterscotch banana cream cake
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"Chicken or fish?"

"ALL OF IT. It's MY wedding."
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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And the next guy to go to the suit shop had to make do with half a suit because fatass had used all the fabric!
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He was a blimp compared to Valery, at least thrice the size of her.

It's either he's lost weight or alternatively Val deflated a bit and WVH is becoming increasingly corpulent.
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Nice to see he brushed his hair for the biggest day of his life. :roll:

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BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:08 pm When he was too wide to walk down the aisle comfortably?

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And what groom has their fuckin mommy walk them down the aisle anyway? That’s not even a thing!

Lmfao :lol:
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 7:35 pm Nice to see he brushed his hair for the biggest day of his life. :roll:

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Lol yeah wtf i noticed right away that he didnt
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skinni wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 6:38 pm He was a blimp compared to Valery, at least thrice the size of her.

It's either he's lost weight or alternatively Val deflated a bit and WVH is becoming increasingly corpulent.
Yeah, weight watchers should pay for that photo, to show how slim their program can make you!
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His mom is staring at that MILF’s Cherry Pie 🍒 🥧 #thanksPops
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Is that Valerie? She looks nice there.
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Was this a surprise wedding? Some of the guests look barely dressed up for it.
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The guy smiling next to the woman with the tattoo looks like what wolf could look like with some discipline
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Wolfie had his dream wedding at Costco
That’s the employee break room

He got dressed for his wedding in the Costco bathroom
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Damn, Valerie looks good here!

Is that EVH's wife with the Tattoo?!
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How much do you even need to eat to get a head that big??
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That photo looks completely photoshopped.

Plus, when I got married 25 years ago..we were dirt poor and had a nicer venue with a shit ton more people. Looks like there are only 50 or so people there.
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maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:36 pm Is that Valerie? She looks nice there.
""""""""""""""Is that Valerie?""""""""""""

Great question... :roll:

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Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:38 am
Is that EVH's wife with the Tattoo?!
No.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed

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Eat less. Worked for his Mom.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 7:35 pm Nice to see he brushed his hair for the biggest day of his life. :roll:

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You haters just wait.
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