Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?

[TeslaFan]

I’ll go first. 6 inches hangs to the right. Used to be a cum cannon a la Peter North but now it’s just a pea shooter. I have an enlarged prostate. I’m watching it carefully with regular visits to a urologist. On a brighter note, I’m going to see Lita Ford live in a few months.

[BernieTaupson]

How many inches hang to the left?

[Spongie]

Proceed.

[LAglamrocker]

Have Skidrow hair
Have Baywatch life
I win

3 inches so what

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Usually swim trunks, just in case there's a pool. And way more socks than I'll ever need. But I've never had to wear dirty socks on vacation, so who's the lunatic now, Susan???

[eddie lee roth]

I’ve never been to a penis camp before.

I’ll be traveling by car any suggestions on what I should pack and where I can park?

If I’m going to be parked for awhile I like to pull into the parking spot backwards if that’s ok.

[mrsnikkisixx]

I used my Dad’s computer once to look at the Penis Chart, and he went into his history to try to get back a page he lost. Needless to say, I got teased mercilessly, and learned very quickly the power of “erase history”.

[Wild Obsession]

Disappointment.........

[Psychobolia.com]

I got what you want baby (I got what you want)
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Baby lickin' your lips)
I got what you want baby

Five and a half inches of love

https://youtu.be/sm7AfxdXj0k?si=KJe4mZyPs-V6envw

[cowpins]

I’ll go first. 6 inches hangs to the right.

So you're right handed?

[keyofgee]

Though somewhat gifted and talented, i don’t hang out in the MS locker room long enough to wonder what everyone’s gun size is.
Funny question though, i’ll give u props for that.just point it the other way

[Wednesday 13 Fan]

Though somewhat gifted and talented, i don’t hang out in the MS locker room long enough to wonder what everyone’s gun size is.
Funny question though, i’ll give u props for that.just point it the other way

That little, eh?

[Black Stuff]

Packing? A cucumber packed in foil

[Sleek]

3 inches so what

Oooo. Look at mister John Holmes over here with his humblebrag.

It is more impressive if you use metric. 7.62 centimeters there.

[TooOldToCare]

There are many "low bars" on Sludge. This thread is in a different league.

[AlexVonHaig]

I'm hung like a hamster