Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
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Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
I’ll go first. 6 inches hangs to the right. Used to be a cum cannon a la Peter North but now it’s just a pea shooter. I have an enlarged prostate. I’m watching it carefully with regular visits to a urologist. On a brighter note, I’m going to see Lita Ford live in a few months.
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Re: Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
How many inches hang to the left?
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Re: Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
Have Skidrow hair
Have Baywatch life
I win
3 inches so what
Have Baywatch life
I win
3 inches so what
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Usually swim trunks, just in case there's a pool. And way more socks than I'll ever need. But I've never had to wear dirty socks on vacation, so who's the lunatic now, Susan???
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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I’ve never been to a penis camp before.
I’ll be traveling by car any suggestions on what I should pack and where I can park?
If I’m going to be parked for awhile I like to pull into the parking spot backwards if that’s ok.
I’ll be traveling by car any suggestions on what I should pack and where I can park?
If I’m going to be parked for awhile I like to pull into the parking spot backwards if that’s ok.
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I used my Dad’s computer once to look at the Penis Chart, and he went into his history to try to get back a page he lost. Needless to say, I got teased mercilessly, and learned very quickly the power of “erase history”.
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Disappointment.........
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Re: Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
I got what you want baby (I got what you want)
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Baby lickin' your lips)
I got what you want baby
Five and a half inches of love
https://youtu.be/sm7AfxdXj0k?si=KJe4mZyPs-V6envw
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Baby lickin' your lips)
I got what you want baby
Five and a half inches of love
https://youtu.be/sm7AfxdXj0k?si=KJe4mZyPs-V6envw
Re: Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
So you're right handed?
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Re: Sludgers Penis Chart….What you packin’?
Though somewhat gifted and talented, i don’t hang out in the MS locker room long enough to wonder what everyone’s gun size is.
Funny question though, i’ll give u props for that.just point it the other way
Funny question though, i’ll give u props for that.just point it the other way
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Packing? A cucumber packed in foil
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Oooo. Look at mister John Holmes over here with his humblebrag.
It is more impressive if you use metric. 7.62 centimeters there.
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There are many "low bars" on Sludge. This thread is in a different league.
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I'm hung like a hamster