Is there any stage name more cringeworthy than Rob Zombie?

[Spongie]

I think not, but I’ll hear your argument.

[RaceFan3]

Not an individual's stage name, but rather a band name I've always cringed at and thought was really fucking bad is Puscifer.

RZ's stage name is corny but it's at least memorable, derivative of his band's name or not, which I guess is what he was going for, idk.

[dmbrocker]

Jizzy Pearl. You're welcome.

[Rocker4Real]

CC Diemond

[mrspeedgene]

Magic Dick

[kytepunches]

The Edge …. Edge of what ?

[Spongie]

Jizzy Pearl. You're welcome.

C’mon, Jizzy Pearl’s a HOF stage name.

[Psychobolia.com]

John 5
DJ Ashba

[HueyRamone]

Slash would be a bad name if it was on a guy not badass enough to pull it off. Like if the lead guitarist of Autograph decided he was Slash.That would be major cringe.

[GoodJudge]

Desi Rexx

[Love_Industry]

Not an individual's stage name, but rather a band name I've always cringed at and thought was really fucking bad is Puscifer.

Denimgoat for the win.

[DangerZone]

“Sex”

[Indy_Rob]

Jizzy Pearl. You're welcome.

This. Just the worst.

[Mojo]

Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance are two of the dumbest, most try-hard names a stoned teenager could come up with. So fucking stupid.

[VinnieVincentsVag]

Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance are two of the dumbest, most try-hard names a stoned teenager could come up with. So fucking stupid.

I see your Avenged Sevenfold and raise you Sweet F.A……

Steven David DeLong (vocals), Jim Quick (bass) and Tricky Lane (drums), with the guitar duo of James Thunder and Jon Lightning.

[DemonFilth2001]

Dimebag Darrell is up there.

Chip Znuff too

[Spongie]

Most of the names listed are amazing stage names.


Blackie Lawless

[Danzig in the Dark]

Dimebag Darrell is up there.

That's an improvement over the original "Diamond Darrell".

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Steve Lauxes was not approved by Tuff when I joined... as shared in TUFF DIARIES https://metalsludge.tv/tuff-diaries-ste ... the-1990s/

So... I grabbed a new one...

Stevie Rachelle

The "From Hell" was later added by our at the time manager, Howie Hubberman.

St. Evie was my C.W.A. stage name, Evie rhymes with Heavy. Just sayin'

Stevil came along in the 2000's and morphed into $tEvil

Thank you drive thru!

$tEvil

[Turner Coates]

Lee Rocker
Joan Jett
Rikki Rockett

[Love_Industry]

Dimebag Darrell is up there.

That's an improvement over the original "Diamond Darrell".

But nowhere near as cringe as his bandmate Rexx Rocker. It would have sounded stupid even if he was in Tigertailz or Enuff Znuff but now he was in self styled tough guys Pantera...

[rubysdad]

Aussie band T.I.S.M. has Ron Hitler Barrasi and Humphrey Flaubert.

[Psychobolia.com]

Dimebag Darrell is up there.

Chip Znuff too

I agree about Chip, but Dimebag Darrell is an awesome name! It's dope!!

Same with Blackie Lawless, cool name.

[Zabooka]

I think not, but I’ll hear your argument.

His real last name is Cummings. Should he have used that instead?

[Zabooka]

Jizzy Pearl. You're welcome.

This for me. Kizzy is gross, and the Pearl after Jizz makes me think of Pearl Necklace.

[SterileEyes1]

…pretty much every hair metal stage name that has ever existed?

Is a supporting argument really required here?

[Turner Coates]

But nowhere near as cringe as his bandmate Rexx Rocker.

Sounds like a name for one of the Village People.

[Kajsa]

I think not, but I’ll hear your argument.

Yes

[Tommy]

Chip Z'Nuff gives me the douche chills.

[HueyRamone]

Panda Praya, or whatever it was was pretty cringe, but they are barely known. I dont even know the name of the band she fronts.

Rob Zombie, while being a cool name, also attached himself to the White Zombie moniker, making his solo transition all the more seamless. Had he been Rob Blakk, he wouldnt have been able to usurp 99% of the fanbase and casuals. Like Manson and Cooper, it was the perfect way to make the band situation all you. So, even though his music is dogshit, it was the best pick of not only anyone listed here, but arguably also everyone not listed here.