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Well, the Jags fired Gus Bradley. You could see it coming, I guess.

Falcons are kicking Kaepernick's rear end right now. Freeman and Robinson are rolling tonight!

Cowboys vs. Bucs should be interesting tonight considering the hot streak TB's been on lately.

Edit: Looks like Houston finally decided to bench Osweiler. How's that $72 million looking now?
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Dallas 26-20
The rookie RB for Dallas is damn good. Did you see those runs? Did you see the power he shows
finishing those runs? And who is David Irving and how was he able to control the D Line when
the game mattered the most? I think TB benched the RT because that kid could not block Irving.
The game was not perfect. The game was not a blowout but who cares because a win is a win.
Fucking Giants won't lose a game so Dallas has to keep on winning.

Dak was awesome tonight. What did he throw, 89 percent of his passes were complete? WOW.
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Peterbilt wrote:Worried about this game. The Chiefs are banged up on defense. Mariota is good, and so is Murray. This could be a loss. Hope Phyliss Rivers destroys the Raiders.
Titans don't suck. The league is changing.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Peterbilt wrote:I knew they were going to lose this game. Damn.
I think the Raiders have the same TRAP GAME! vs the Colts who bitch slapped the Vikings today. The D has been getting better with each game but Luck like Rivers can still go off. Indy isn't the Titans but I've circled this game on the calendar as the same TRAP GAME!

I'd like to see KC end Denver next week, I live in Bronco villa, our local channel doesn't miss a game and we're loaded with their fucking fans I might as well live in fucking Colorado. It's been nice and quiet lately for the first time in a long time. Denver and Cowboy fans are the most inbreed morons on the planet....At least Denver fans are not as blow hard bandwagon dipshits as Dallas cheerleaders. They don't run around saying MEXICO's TEAM! They notice if they've played a weak schedule and how the game is played and they don't wet the bed. But Denver Fans are the same loud obnoxious bloated fuckheads.

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WOW!
With Nerves of Steel the mighty Cowgirls comeback and hold on to beat the juggernauts from.......Tampa? With help from the woman beating dipshit and the Salvation Army including like 5 turn overs Dallas convincingly barely beat another weakass team.
Machado, ever heard of a TRAP GAME? You don't know anything about football if you haven't heard of a TRAP GAME! Well, Dallas was sure lucky to avoid this one. They looked great as they destroyed, I mean kicked a couple FG's to comeback vs the dominating shitty Buc's team. How they keep winning vs these great teams is a testament to the strong year the NFL has been. They may not have faced a team in the top 10 but they'll always be top ten to me! I mean that girl Taco Machado.
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Jag's 20 Texans 21 - Holy fuck does Bortles suck! And here I thought he'd be a decent QB and the Jag's would be a better team this season......Osweiler benched! Not sure if anyone outside of the Texans thought he'd be all that, damn he sucks.
Texans bring in and win with a guy named Tom Savage! Like Dallas having to comeback vs the Bucs, both teams squeak by again. Have to hand it to the Texans, man this team is a grab bag of players and they're still holding onto the division. I find it crazy they're even in the hunt.

If Houston gets by Cincy next week and the Titans beats the Jag's.......Texans vs Titans for the division last game of the year!

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Raiders clinch a playoff spot! Don't care if it's one and done, it beats a decade of 4-12. I've envisioned a playoff game vs the Steelers for months now.......God I hope not. Even when shitty Oakland has played well vs the Steelers but it won happen in the Post. We'll see, the AFC West is undecided. Still going with KC FTW.

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Steelers had to make a comeback to beat Cincy.......They're trying to hang in there or drop out, can't tell which.

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The NFC looks like the Big Sky Conference. GO FALCONS! Seattle and hopefully the Packers.....Then? Nobody? Crash a plane with the rest. Detroit Lions? Damn.......The Giants and Cowboys? :lol:
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johnk5150 wrote:
Peterbilt wrote:Worried about this game. The Chiefs are banged up on defense. Mariota is good, and so is Murray. This could be a loss. Hope Phyliss Rivers destroys the Raiders.
Titans don't suck. The league is changing.
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They suck, check that, they're mediocre. Their D isn't much better then Oaklands, they play in a weak division and can be shutdown but really...Browns 26 Titans 28.........Titans 27 Bears 21.....
I think they have the makings of a good team. IF KC had any offense they'd rolled the Titans. It took a last second FG and the Titans offense was horrible. Mariota and Murray was held in check. It's KC's offense that sucked.

The Titans are a lot like the Raiders, strong O-Line with a QB and that's got them moving the ball. Murray can't run without that line. But to call them good? Maybe in a season or two. They've reaped from the draft. Mariota stock is rising, they need some weapons and a secondary.

It's just odd, any other season the Titans wouldn't be considered good but compared to the league as been said over and over they're in the thick of this welcome to the Average NFL Season full of average play, average teams and average games.

All the great QB's are gone, time for the new out with the old.
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Another nice Monday.

Titans dodged one there.. My kid was even calling the announcers morons when the Titans went for that 2pt conversion at 3:12 instead of the win. lol. That is just dumb football.

Thanks Detroit.. Damn.. They'll be world beaters next Monday. Can already feel that. I can see Dallas having to travel in the playoffs.
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Bludegeon wrote:Another nice Monday.

Titans dodged one there.. My kid was even calling the announcers morons when the Titans went for that 2pt conversion at 3:12 instead of the win. lol. That is just dumb football.

Thanks Detroit.. Damn.. They'll be world beaters next Monday. Can already feel that. I can see Dallas having to travel in the playoffs.
God that would be funny but I doubt it. No one's playing well other than Dallas D.....Apart from the O-Line. Lee and Church finally playing together are the MVP's and to me the main reason they've won and kept in games. Well that and their schedule!

It's not like the Lions are all that, they're set up to go down.

The Giants suck and are not gonna win out...Eli is crap........If not Philly, the Skin's will finish them, I'd almost bet money. Who does Dallas have left The Browns and Bears? NM they already played them.....Dallas should easily win out, come on, the Lions at home and at the mighty Eagles? What else do you want, the Niners? NM, already played and almost lost to them...... :wink:
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Bludegeon wrote:Another nice Monday.

Titans dodged one there.. My kid was even calling the announcers morons when the Titans went for that 2pt conversion at 3:12 instead of the win. lol. That is just dumb football.

Thanks Detroit.. Damn.. They'll be world beaters next Monday. Can already feel that. I can see Dallas having to travel in the playoffs.
God that would be funny but I doubt it. No one's playing well other than Dallas D.....Apart from the O-Line. Lee and Church finally playing together are the MVP's and to me the main reason they've won and kept in games. Well that and their schedule!

It's not like the Lions are all that, they're set up to go down.

The Giants suck and are not gonna win out...Eli is crap........If not Philly, the Skin's will finish them, I'd almost bet money. Who does Dallas have left The Browns and Bears? NM they already played them.....Dallas should easily win out, come on, the Lions at home and at the mighty Eagles? What else do you want, the Niners? NM, already played and almost lost to them...... :wink:

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You type many words but have nothing to say.
When was the last time you had an original thought?

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I think Utah might need to enter concussion protocol! How else can someone explain his babbling on and on
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Bludegeon wrote: Titans dodged one there.. My kid was even calling the announcers morons when the Titans went for that 2pt conversion at 3:12 instead of the win. lol. That is just dumb football.
Your kid sounds like he's smarter than the average kid. :mrgreen:
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I couldn't believe TN coach went for 2 with 3:12 left in the game instead of just kicking the extra point and then when they came back from commercial break the Goddamn announcers were talking about what a good move it was. I was screaming at my TV well what's the fucking score then if it was such a good move.
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Machado wrote:Utah
You type many words but have nothing to say.
When was the last time you had an original thought?

:roll: :roll:

I think Utah might need to enter concussion protocol! How else can someone explain his babbling on and on
When's the last time you made a post without bringing me up? Is it because I make you look stupid? If you want that just look in the mirror! Whens the last time you said anything witty, funny or not full on retarded? When's the last time you made a post without driving it home with emoticons? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fuck paint chips, you huffed the whole can. If I threw a plunger would you chase it away? :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

With the rookies nerves of Steel the mighty Cowboys of Dallas escape the TRAP GAME with a win! Hit's on both side of the ball! Close game for both teams! - Machado

Now run away like a sissy bitch and don't reply like you always do! :lol:

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ESPN - Panthers show future can be bright without Josh Norman, Former Panther Josh Norman wasn't much of a factor on Monday, as Carolina continues to push forward without its former star.
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The Panthers...Any Panther fans have an opinion?
Why in the fuck do people think the Panthers suckage is just because of Josh Norman.....
Cam isn't close to having the season he did last year, in fact his history shows a weird every other year QB. Losing Kuechly hurt but they was finished by then. They haven't run effectively per average. Haven't been able to pass the ball and are average in scoring at best. Sure the D sucks but their offense and more importantly CAM isn't the same. All these reporters blaming the Panthers failures based on Josh is fucking stupid. Not sure if they made changes to either side of their line but the Panthers sucking goes a lot further then one loud mouth distraction of a CB.

Cam - 17tds 9ints sacked like 31 times. Probable his weakest season...Oh lets blame Josh!

Be it coaching, the system, CAM, the Line or other players lost or not replaced there's more going on then Josh.

It's not like Josh Norman has dominated or done anything in Washington, The Skins are 24th in points against. The Panthers are 25th! He's had some pass deflections and ONE INT.

I picked one name off the top of my head from the Card's, Marcus Cooper with 4ints, a TD, lot more tackles and almost as many PD's.......I'm not buying into Josh as some game changing Lawrence Taylor difference maker and why the Panthers fell from grace. The coach and system along with Cam's play, maybe. The Panthers have always had an up and down system.
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STATS! :lol:

"The Chiefs were up 14 points in the first quarter for the first time this season in Sunday's loss to the Titans. Over the last 15 seasons, home teams with a 14-point lead were 45-0 in sub-30 degree weather. (ESPN Stats and Info.)"


Some are interesting, someone are....what will they come up with next...........If home teams with a 14 point lead in sub -30 degree temperatures were 45-0! Well, what's the record if they was up 14 in temperatures between 30 to 35?

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Hey Manchowder, I've been saying this all year and even today, now ESPN releases..........

20hBill Barnwell
The great NFL lessons of 2016 (so far)

Dallas and Oakland prove that "build from the offensive line" won't be out of style soon. But that's just one lesson. Don't lose a star for nothing and don't use a pen in September are others.

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My answer to that, it's the Perfect Storm Season! Dallas has has the best O-LINE for years, they won this year because of a combination of things.

The fall of all the juggernauts from last season and recent seasons past.

The drop in play from players like Palmer, Cam and even Fitz in NYJ.

Aging QB's, like no more Peyton...Brady in a year or two. Rodgers slipped the first half. Palmer might still have some better years.

The loss of key players has hurt teams but look at Houston, lost the best Defensive player in the NFL, spent a fortune on a failed QB and are still leading the division.

The addition of all the rules has changed the play of the game. Refs have changed the game. Replay has changed the game.

Coaching changes, the Niners CHIP?! Rex Ryan took fired offensive coordinator Greg Roman two games into the season now Rex should be out the door in a couple more games!

The elections! Kapperfish sitting during the National Anthem!

Both the Cowboys and Raiders play in weaker divisions than last year. Cowboys a fluffy schedule helped.

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Sure, start with a QB and build a line is a good start but it goes back the old saying.....DEFENSES WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS! Denver ring a bell?
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eddie lee roth wrote:
Bludegeon wrote: Titans dodged one there.. My kid was even calling the announcers morons when the Titans went for that 2pt conversion at 3:12 instead of the win. lol. That is just dumb football.
Your kid sounds like he's smarter than the average kid. :mrgreen:
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I couldn't believe TN coach went for 2 with 3:12 left in the game instead of just kicking the extra point and then when they came back from commercial break the Goddamn announcers were talking about what a good move it was. I was screaming at my TV well what's the fucking score then if it was such a good move.

Hahha.. Well, scratch out a few IQ points because he is a Cowboys fan. Hahahah...

It ain't saying much, but, I sleep well at night knowing that the kid is smarter than Machado.. hahahahahah
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UtahRatt wrote: Both the Cowboys and Raiders play in weaker divisions than last year. Cowboys a fluffy schedule helped.

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Sure, start with a QB and build a line is a good start but it goes back the old saying.....DEFENSES WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS! Denver ring a bell?

Cannot stand Cam Newton. He is a punk, always has been. Glad the Panthers beat the Redskins though.. .....


Dallas is sort of like Carolina last season IMO. Carolina I don't believe had a strong strength schedule last season and the fans got duped into thinking their team was something more than than they were. It could be that way this season for Dallas. Nobody expected this "ahem" , success.

Of course, I hope I am wrong with that, but, still. Who knows.
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Bludegeon wrote:
UtahRatt wrote: Both the Cowboys and Raiders play in weaker divisions than last year. Cowboys a fluffy schedule helped.

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Sure, start with a QB and build a line is a good start but it goes back the old saying.....DEFENSES WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS! Denver ring a bell?

Cannot stand Cam Newton. He is a punk, always has been. Glad the Panthers beat the Redskins though.. .....


Dallas is sort of like Carolina last season IMO. Carolina I don't believe had a strong strength schedule last season and the fans got duped into thinking their team was something more than than they were. It could be that way this season for Dallas. Nobody expected this "ahem" , success.

Of course, I hope I am wrong with that, but, still. Who knows.
Good comparison.

Totally spaced, scroll back 20 pages I was on the similar rant about last seasons Panthers. Cam is a douche and his ability is puzzling. He can be a beast and he can suck, the blueprint is he can't handle pressure. He also don't have any weapons IMO...I dig Olsen but he's not a phenom and they could add a WR's. With that said, Cam's sucked and so has the Defense, conclusion, CAM can't carry a team? They need a D to win? I get the feeling CAM is a mental case on and off the field which explains his inconsistent play. But it could easily be coaching and his staff.

Last season The Panthers were good and they played a lot of fluff. I remember bitching Cam didn't even have numbers till Nov when he lit up shit teams and Cam won the MVP in the 2nd half beating up the FLUFF. But like Dallas, the Panthers D was the Key for them getting them to the Show.
Thing is there was some strong teams left last season....The Panthers jumping on Seattle then fending off the comeback was a great Divisional. But If the Panthers was as good as advertised I think they'd beat the no offense no QB haven Broncos. Denver's D was lights out, but they was out coached and CAM looked worse than Dank did vs the Giants..Just like Cam did in the 2nd half vs Seattle and the SB.....I don't get CAM, can anyone explain him and his every other game/year numbers?

Now look what a real schedule can do. The Broncos had a fight this season, lost a few players, a stronger division and that schedule could leave them home for the playoffs....How may years have they won the division or made the POST?

Apart from the Pat's...
Dallas is about the most rounded team, good on both sides. An O-Line and with a healthy Lee makes them a solid.....But as a twist IMO this Dallas team would lose to a number of ROMO teams, The DeMurray, healthy DEZ, Younger Witten..vs this team? That ROMO team would take this team's lunch money.....Just off the top of my head. ROMO had some good teams over the years but the competition was much stronger. Eli don't have game anymore and they've won 10. I think the Giants half suck.

This season is full of shit, it's been ugly and there no strong teams out there. I'm still in shock.
It's a fluke season, not sure how else to describe it and looking ahead is even worse...Who's going to be the next batch of good QB's? They wont compare. If the Pat's don't win, someone will steal a SB Ring.

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4-12 and 7-9....To 12-2 and 11-3?

The Oakland Raiders are 11-3 so far, leading the division and going to the playoffs....That's all that really needs to be said. Could easily be one and done in the playoffs.

Dallas - 12-2 with a rook QB and RB.....Rook RB don't mean anything but come on. There's no teams to face.

Dallas, Raiders, Giants, KC..........And the Pat's. Top teams with double digits wins? Comparing this to any year in the past. It's an upside down season lost in transition. Worst I can ever recall, reminds me of the CFL...Except with more rules and replay.

Dallas has a great shot at making it unless Seattle decides to show up and give them a game. I'm pulling for the Falcons, they've played better but in the end the NFC is anyone's game with the edge to Dallas with Home Field. I'm finally buying into Dallas but think if Seattle or Atlanta bring their A game they better be ready. Then we have the Pac, if they do happen to make the Post I bet that beat up team burns out like they have the last couple years.

AFC - You got the Pat's then the rest. If the Steelers pull it off they could be dangerous. Still they disappear from time to time. The Dolphins? /lol.......KC, if they had a offense. The AFC South? /lol..........The Raiders? More dropped passes then anyone and no secondary.

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You know what bothers me, am I the only one who can't celebrate when someone scores, makes a catch or even a first down. Every time it's a fist pump then, FUCK, hold on lets wait for the replay before throwing a party.....
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Machado is a pussy who pees sitting down and knows nothing about football!
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UtahRatt wrote:Machado is a pussy who pees sitting down and knows nothing about football!
time and time again you have absolutely nothing to add that is significant
besides your skills and cutting and pasting "data", what more do you have to add?

now you are butthurt because the Giants lost last night and Dallas clinched home field.
what are you going to do for the next three weeks?
please don't answer. nobody here genuinely cares what you might do for the next 21 days.

anyway, we all are fully aware you HATE Dallas and cannot wait for them to lose.
besides that, you are nothin'!
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#21 on Dallas gave his lineman one of these as a gift
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I guess it'll be OK to play Romo now these last two games. They don't mean anything so it's alright for Romo to choke like he's just walked into Machado's bathroom.
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eddie lee roth wrote:I guess it'll be OK to play Romo now these last two games. They don't mean anything so it's alright for Romo to choke like he's just walked into Machado's bathroom.
To you let Dax keep playing to stay in rhythm or do you plug Romo in to see if he still has it going into the playoffs?
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Machado wrote:time and time again you have absolutely nothing to add that is significant
besides your skills and cutting and pasting "data", what more do you have to add?
Then you go and post a picture of fucking golf carts in Dallas! :lol:

Talk about adding substance thanks for the breaking news, Chris Berman! Fucking Drip...What do you do for an encore, cat juggling?
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WR Michael Floyd to be active for The Patriots....Michael Floyd said this week he has learned from his DUI "mistake" :lol:

Floyd had a blood alcohol level of .217 the 27-year-old could face jail time if convicted on all charges. A .217 isn't a mistake, that's Miller time! Any BETS on doing jail time? He learned his lesson in a week, did he find god? hallelujah! I was arrested, I learned my lesson, now lets go win a Super Bowl!

That's the NFL for ya.
Fucker passes out at the wheel, gets a DUI and a week later he's picked up by the odd's on favorite's to win the SuperBowl! How awesome is that! Forget driving drunk and putting lives at risk, what about the NFL off-field misconduct policy! Or does that only included talking shit about the refs on social media?

Fucking ridiculous. His suspension should have been effective the second he was BOOKED. We have a Concussion Protocol but you can drive drunk and put lives at risk. Michael Floyd, cheers, bitch.

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Houston Texans running back Lamar Miller is unlikely to play vs the Bengals. (OUCH)
It's only meaningful it the Titans lose and Houston wins. If the Texans win the division again they should get a trophy with Brock Osweiler on top and Bill O'Brien should get a raise.

It pretty much looks like a winner take all battle next week, Texans vs Titans! Now watch the Jag's beat the Titans and Houston takes out Cincy.


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Michael Floyd had a 0.217 blood alcohol level, could be jailed for 'super extreme DUI'

Super Extreme DUI!

He faces six charges: obstructing a roadway; DUI impaired to the slightest degree; DUI blood alcohol content above 0.08, 0.15 and 0.20; and failure to obey a police office...All Class 1 misdemeanors.......Jail Time? He plays in the NFL bitch!
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Tymaster wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:I guess it'll be OK to play Romo now these last two games. They don't mean anything so it's alright for Romo to choke like he's just walked into Machado's bathroom.
To you let Dax keep playing to stay in rhythm or do you plug Romo in to see if he still has it going into the playoffs?

I wouldn't do it and I hope it blows up in their face.

Dank's been in a rookie slump and could use all the late season experience to get back into rhythm he can get. ROMO is the injured brittle backup QB, what happens if he gets hurt again? He's been in the league long enough and proven he can come back and jump right in. That's what back up QB's do, come off the bench or like all the Vet QB's who skip camp or Brady not missing a beat. Give him a few rep's with the 1st team and he should be good to go.

Then you have if ROMO looks good Dank will have added pressure if they go back to him...But knowing Jones....If ROMO does well I would not be shocked if he kept him in to toss that late INT...Because Jones does what he wants, not what's always best. ROMO is Jones's adopted Baby QB.

I'm sure they're looking for ROMO to step in, light up some points and get some timing but this "Jones seen at Romo's kids game".....It was pretty obvious J. R. Ewing was going to put in ROMO at some point.
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BROWNS. FINALLY. WON. Holy crap...
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Can't believe the Dolphins have delivered 10 wins this season.
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Driving home from Cleveland...it's like the Browns won the Super Bowl!!
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MickeyG wrote:Can't believe the Dolphins have delivered 10 wins this season.
There should be a list that sums up the NFL this season.

The FISH WIN 10 games! Might make the playoffs and are closing it out with a backup QB named Matt Moore who's been in the league a decade but no one has probably ever heard of.

The Raiders just won their 12th game and are in the playoffs.....Derek Carr breaks his ankle 11 minutes left in the 4th...He's done. How fucking typical. Matt McGloin....ENJOY.

Marcus Mariota, broken leg......There goes their season...If the Texans win they're in, Titans out. I'd love to see Cincy win and watch The Matt Cassel led Titans vs The Brock Osweiler led Texans.

RGIII, concussion.....Bryce Petty, shoulder......Two more QB's went down, sounds season ending.
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Nice blowout win for the Chiefs. Alex ran again, which he really hasn't done this year. Kelce and Hill could not be stopped. Dontari Poe throws a TD pass. I turned the Raiders game off the other night, so I didn't know about Carr until hours later. That just sucks for the Raiders, obviously. Chiefs can still win the division, but the Broncos have to not just go thru the motions and actually win next week. And, the Chargers can still spoil it all against the Chiefs in SD. We shall see.....
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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:time and time again you have absolutely nothing to add that is significant
besides your skills and cutting and pasting "data", what more do you have to add?
Then you go and post a picture of fucking golf carts in Dallas! :lol:

Talk about adding substance thanks for the breaking news, Chris Berman! Fucking Drip...What do you do for an encore, cat juggling?
You are still bored and not even the new year will change anything for you. VERY SAD
Yes, I did post a pic and if you look carefully the photo is very relevant and the post is also relevant.
So you can dismiss all you want but you are a one trick pony.
Let me take this one step further, this is the time of year when players rewards their teammates with gifts. If you don't already know
that you should educate yourself. If you did already know this and still attempted to ridicule, well that just proves how much of an
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UtahRatt wrote:
MickeyG wrote:Can't believe the Dolphins have delivered 10 wins this season.
There should be a list that sums up the NFL this season.

The FISH WIN 10 games! Might make the playoffs and are closing it out with a backup QB named Matt Moore who's been in the league a decade but no one has probably ever heard of.
Phins are IN. Matt Freakin' Moore ... the gunslinger.
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Machado wrote:You are still bored and not even the new year will change anything for you. VERY SAD
Yes, I did post a pic and if you look carefully the photo is very relevant and the post is also relevant.
So you can dismiss all you want but you are a one trick pony.
Let me take this one step further, this is the time of year when players rewards their teammates with gifts. If you don't already know
that you should educate yourself. If you did already know this and still attempted to ridicule, well that just proves how much of an
imbecile you continue to be.
Dismiss what, you didn't get a pony, a relevant picture of golf carts? WTF? Does anyone have a clue what Machado is babbling about? I tried a google translator but it said they don't have Retard to English.....Machado, no compute, try again, slowly, make sense. Better yet, put a cork in it, it's football.....The playoffs!



You mentioned something about an imbecile, you can start with these threads......



Does anyone believe Machado isn't mentally disabled?
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Most insufferable poster
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Title of Machado's autobiography???
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Clogged toilet and no plunger-How to survive - By Machado
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Machado wrote:i might not know how to flush a toilet today, but you will still
be stupid tomorrow

MIC DROP!
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