The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

[Lardbucket]

Kind of surprised that TNA put the strap on Styles.
I thought for sure it was going to be Morgan.

At least they took it OFF Angle...

For now, anyway. I don't expect it will be off him for long.
Main Event Mafia minus belts = just a bunch of old guys.

[ozzyrulz777]

Thank god Angle does not have it anymore.

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Yeah...Batistaroid is lame.

I was at the Smackdown tapings this week. At one point there was a huge "steroids" chant while he was out there and when he knew that the cameras weren't rolling he basically walked around and looked like he was being a huge dick to everyone in the front row.

where were you sitting i was in the seventh row?
we shoulda had a beer after,.

I was one level up on the hard camera side. I was directly lined up with the turnbuckle where most if not all of the guys did their poses, so I got some sweet pictures.

[Garbageman]

Oh good, Rev. Al Sharpton!

[Subhuman Yeti]

The RAW theme song is fucking lame. Whoever thought that song over past RAW songs was a worthy RAW theme song, should be fucking slapped. Vince, Kevin Dunn, some other asshole... slap them all.
The song is fucking stupid.


Cederic + Chavo + Santino = a piece of shit that made 70's-80's stoned plodding fatguy WWF booking look like ECW compared to that badly booked, badly worked, complete fucking waste of time.

Does anybody in that whole fucking company actually think fucking shit like that makes any real money, gets any ratings, sells any PPVs or thrills anyone besides fucking shit for brains near retards like LAglamrocker?


If Cena keeps making Boring as All Fuck Orton look even more fucking stupid and ridiculous with above average written Cena promos, I just might have to give Cena a 1/5 as a worker/entertainer.
But that's really only .5 higher for him in my ratings.

[ozzyrulz777]

Yeah I do not know. Last night's Raw got boring real quick for me. I kept switching channels back and forth between that and Family Guy.

[LAglamrocker]

WWF has always been entertainment with wrestling, its so funny people complain when it's not 100% wrestling .if it was it would have died many years ago.

some of the entertainment is hit and miss, but overall its mostly entertaining

I don't get the Chavo stoyline of him being a "clown" now, but maybe the kids like it

as a kid watching Wrestlemania 3, I thought the King Kong Bundy tag with the midgets was great

Sharpton as host will be as great as Bob Barker

[Subhuman Yeti]

WWF has always been entertainment with wrestling,

No shit asshole.

Good entertainment and bad entertainment are different things which you obviously have no fucking clue about.
Just because it's produced as 'entertainment' doesn't mean it's good, or actually entertaining.

its so funny people complain when it's not 100% wrestling .if it was it would have died many years ago.

It's so funny when you read fucking stupidity into shit no one has fucking said...
Those voices in your head should finally be agreeing with everyone in the real world who is always telling you that you're a fucking idiot.


No one is complaining it's not 100% wrestling, asshole.
People complain when it's 90% badly written sports entertainment, 9% badly booked boring shit AND 1% good wrestling.

some of the entertainment is hit and miss, but overall its mostly entertaining

And you're a fucking sheep with it's head up it's ass.
Cena is champ again, all is well, eh fuckface?!?

I don't get the Chavo stoyline of him being a "clown" now, but maybe the kids like it

The kids. Yeah I'm sure the kids like the stupid shit the best.
Certainly more than the sluts who can't wrestle, the now G Rated promos, the total lack of blood, no more chair shots, rare clever booking, no fucking new matchups, complete lack of fresh fueds, never any new and exciting workrates, it's been years since I've seen new moves from anyone, guest hosts that suck balls and are overpaid for 1 appearance while the workers on the road who actually work are paid shit or told that creative has nothing for them....

I'm sure the kids and you just love all the fucking shit that rarely entertains anyone else with an IQ over 32.

as a kid watching Wrestlemania 3, I thought the King Kong Bundy tag with the midgets was great

So you were a typical little kid and haven't grown up mentally at all in the past 20 years.

Sharpton as host will be as great as Bob Barker

You're a fucking idiot, with the mind of a 10 year old.
Hopefully Sharpton mentally rapes you while booking no matches, because in the mind of a fucking idiot, nobody watches a wrestling show for much wrestling anymore.

[LAglamrocker]

thanks for the kind words

WWE has always been the #1 show for me, some good some bad

[ozzyrulz777]

Last night's ECW was great until the last match. They need to get rid of Zack Ryder.

[Monty610]

Last night's ECW was great until the last match. They need to get rid of Zack Ryder.

I LOATHE Ryder. In an "X-Pac Heat" kind of way.

But to be fair, I only saw the last 3 minutes of that match and I actually thought it was pretty good! Go figure...

[ozzyrulz777]

Last night's ECW was great until the last match. They need to get rid of Zack Ryder.

I LOATHE Ryder. In an "X-Pac Heat" kind of way.

But to be fair, I only saw the last 3 minutes of that match and I actually thought it was pretty good! Go figure...

He no sold a few times. Which was bullshit.

[Monty610]

Last night's ECW was great until the last match. They need to get rid of Zack Ryder.

I LOATHE Ryder. In an "X-Pac Heat" kind of way.

But to be fair, I only saw the last 3 minutes of that match and I actually thought it was pretty good! Go figure...

He no sold a few times. Which was bullshit.

Didn't see that. That is BS. I was surprised at how strong he was booked. Kicking out of the Killswitch, etc...

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

I think they've made Ryder their new project on ECW. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up beating Christian for the belt. I wish it would be Paul Burchill, he had a great match with Christian on Superstars last week.

[Subhuman Yeti]

ECW

Vince could show a shovel of fucking horse shit from different angles with alternating flashing lights and pyro for an hour a week and some of you fucking shit for brains sheep would beg for more.

[Angry Jew]

Chavo Guerrero admitted that he made several drunken posts on Twitter last night and issued an apology. Here were his original posts in response to fan comments regarding his feud with Hornswoggle:

"u guys realize, that I can out 'wrestle' most guys in the WWE, right? The way u guys respond makes me think that u actually think I'm losing"

"It makes me think that I'm responding to RETARDS!"

"We're not the UFC. it's not real! I can beat up a midget any day of the week, and so could u! But who wants to see that?"

And then his apology:

"If I offended anyone last night, sorry,"

"Had a few too many last night!"

[Angry Jew]

Jim Ross has updated his blog at JRsBarBQ.com with the following:

Word has it that Jeff Hardy is "laying low" these days and diligently preparing to meet the challenges that await him. The more I hear of this legal matter the more I think that there is MUCH more to this story than meets the eye and that Jeff Hardy is far from being a drug trafficker. To even think the latter is ridiculous. I feel confident that in the coming weeks that Jeff will have his day to reconcile this matter and to better address it publically.

[Angry Jew]

Credit: F4WOnline.com

WWE creative is not too fond of the Hell in a Cell PPV format because of the issues with having to do three Cell matches on one card. Some are dreading it because of the idea of three Cell matches with no blood allowed, if they go that route. The current plan is to have the Cell matches take place back to back with DX vs. Legacy first, Undertaker vs. CM Punk second and John Cena vs. Randy Orton last.

There is talk of making the United States Title Triple Threat a Ladder match but with the TLC PPV coming up they may just keep it a Triple Threat.

[ozzyrulz777]

Credit: F4WOnline.com

WWE creative is not too fond of the Hell in a Cell PPV format because of the issues with having to do three Cell matches on one card. Some are dreading it because of the idea of three Cell matches with no blood allowed, if they go that route. The current plan is to have the Cell matches take place back to back with DX vs. Legacy first, Undertaker vs. CM Punk second and John Cena vs. Randy Orton last.

There is talk of making the United States Title Triple Threat a Ladder match but with the TLC PPV coming up they may just keep it a Triple Threat.

I thought all the matches were a Hell In A Cell match.

[Subhuman Yeti]

3 Hell in a Cell matches with no blood on a fucking PPV.


YES!!!!!!!!


Holy fuck now I can't fucking wait to pay way too much for way too little to those fucking stupid kiddie catering assholes.


Maybe a wrestler I actually enjoy will dress up like a turkey, dance around, dry hump Vince and never wrestle, hopefully there will be a announcers wrestle in human feces match followed by a Diva's in burkas debate about health care and the loser leaves town until next week.

If any of those amazing fucking things happen I will have no other fucking choice but to send the WWE an additional $50 for the PPV.

[Subhuman Yeti]

I don't even read your fucking 100% fucking stupidity anymore ya fucking stupid jew, but eat my fucking fuck anyways ya fuck eating dumbass.

[ozzyrulz777]

I don't even read your fucking 100% fucking stupidity anymore ya fucking stupid jew, but eat my fucking fuck anyways ya fuck eating dumbass.

WOAH! DUDE NOT COOL!

[ozzyrulz777]

Last nights TNA was really good especially the Pope vs. Suicide match. That was the best match of the night.

[silent_eyes]

Kinda sucks that Spike is not showing replays of Impact anymore. That pretty much means I'll never get to watch it now.

[ozzyrulz777]

Yeah it does suck. But you should be able to find last nights matches on youtube.

[Angry Jew]

Yeah it does suck. But you should be able to find last nights matches on youtube.

I think they show full episodes on the Spike TV website:
http://www.spike.com/full-episode/love- ... ator/33942

Also, the replay here was like 9 am Saturdays, that was a terrible time.

[Subhuman Yeti]

I don't even read your fucking 100% fucking stupidity anymore ya fucking stupid jew, but eat my fucking fuck anyways ya fuck eating dumbass.

WOAH! DUDE NOT COOL!

Stop your fucking crying Ozzy. He calls himself AngryJew, he doens't come off as angry he comes off as stupid... so StupidJew it is.

I have nothing against Jewish people... but if if some shit for brains fuck is calling himself AngryJew and then acting fucking stupid.
Then StupidJew he is.


If you don't absolutely agree with my accessment... then you eat my fucking fuck you fucking whiney PC dumb cunt

[Sabu]

then you eat my fucking fuck you fucking whiney PC dumb cunt

Ya see... THIS is what Jeff Hardy needed to say in response to Punk's weekly straight edge tirades!

[ozzyrulz777]

I missed the ending of last nights Smackdown. GODDAMNIT!

[Subhuman Yeti]

Jeff Hardy

Who?





Minor Threat needed to do an oldman run in and kick CM Punks sorry ass for making Straight Edgers look fucking pathetic.
Fugazi could have been the weekly pointless guest whores, errr hosts.



BTW, how is Jeff Hardy taking to his new career path, on Locked Up: Raw?!?


He can still look forward to being on Alien Autopsy if he works at it,
in 5 - 10 with good behavior.