Hatas Vocab

[Mitzi Dupree]

Team,

The purpose of this board is hate, so I'll give you yet another reason to hate me.

The collective IQ of the top flamers on Sludge is staggering. Many posts are works of sheer brilliance.

However, there does come a time when elements become played out and best left for the second and third-tier posters.

I'll bring two to the forefront here, and of course, I'm always looking for angry input from the rest of you so that we can all work together to become more bitter, yet with a better vocabulary.

Awesome. Let it go people. The teenagers quit using it ages ago. I am sick of awesome and all related phrasings, including "all kinds of awesome," "32 flavors of awesome," " three shades of awesome" "awesomeness," etc., ad nauseum. The only thing I've yet to see is "uber awesome," but I fear it's coming.

There are a variety of wonderful words that can be substituted for awesome. The next time your little finger is hovering over the "A" key, please pause and consider splendid, tremendous, remarkable, amazing, astounding, outstanding, brilliant, superb, exceptional, or something of that ilk.

"ery" It was clever for a bit, but it's becoming a played-out tool for the lazy flamer. A natural outcropping of the original flame of "faggotry," it's been beaten into the ground on Sludge. I don't care in what format you incorporate it, it's no longer fresh, clever or creative.

This particularly includes "douchebaggery," as well as "asshattery," "cock suckery," "ass felchery," or any other permutation.

Hate away.

[upinsmoke]

I WOULD say any derivitive of Jesus _______-_______ Christ should be included in this. I'm guilty of that one, too. I still use it from time to time, simply because I hate religion so much.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Guilty, and I'll second that, as well as any form of "Jesus Christ on a _________."

Thank you!

[Fender_baller]

Yeah, I know.

I'm the most original basher here.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Corporate Guitar_Baller:

Please re-read my original post. Actually, just read the first word.

It says "team." You are not on the team. You never have and never will be on the team. Your inability to flame, nay, compose a cohesive post guarantees this.

Harken back to the days when they were choosing sides for kickball. I'm sure this is a familiar feeling for you. Now take your no-talent, bad-haircut self out of this thread before you get hurt.

[chickenona]

Jesus Halford Christ on a lavender Harley this thread is an awesome example of asshurtery.


Did I miss any of 'em?

[Punk]

I kinda like ass felchery.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I put that in there just for you, Punk.

Chickie - you jest, but your post is a strong representation of how lazy we have become. I'm as guilty as the next guy.

I'm not asshurt. I'm just trying to up the bar a little. A lot of us are writers IRL - I know we're capable of infinite greatness.

[ralphwiggumsdealer]

I once tried using abbasolutely fantabbabulous in hopes it would catch on around here. Obviously it didn't.

Spirit crushing sorrow, thy name is Ralphy.

[chickenona]

I was just trying to cover all the bases at once and needed an -ery word. Douchebaggery is more abused, I should have used that.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I once tried using abbasolutely fantabbabulous in hopes it would catch on around here. Obviously it didn't.

Spirit crushing sorrow, thy name is Ralphy.

I think if we removed a couple of b's, this still has a fighting chance.

I will do my best to incorporate it into a post. The thought of you with a crushed spirit is horrendous.

[biff malibu]

This topic is fucking awesomery!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I declare this entire thread bullshit.

I love both of those figures of speech and will continue to not only use them, but promote their use.

I'm never giving up "gay", either.

[Mitzi Dupree]

That's cool.

When I was talking about all that collective intelligence, good writing, raising the bar crap, I wasn't really referring to you, anyway.

But you can still be on the team because you're mean.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

HAHAHA!

Okay, coach.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Awesome!


But if you start playing corporate guitars, you're out, I tell ya.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I'm just here for the groupies.

[Skate4RnR]

Hey, this Mitzy bitch is kind of a buzz killer don't you think?

Ron Keel should revoke your right to rock you labia licking whore!

[tin00can]

This thread makes my penis sad.

[Skate4RnR]

This thread makes my penis sad.

Most women do make your penis sad you nutsack suckin' son of a bitch. I bet the balls are rollin' up and down your nose like a pinball machine tonight.

[tin00can]

This thread makes my penis sad.

Most women do make your penis sad you nutsack suckin' son of a bitch. I bet the balls are rollin' up and down your nose like a pinball machine tonight.

You're ugly when you get all jealous.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Ron Keel should revoke your right to rock you labia licking whore!

Now that right there is funny. I don't care who you are.













At least you didn't say McLaughlin. That would have made me cry.

[Fender_baller]

What the fuck is a "Hatas Vocab" anyway?

This thread sucks the shit out of an ass.

You bitchin' and whinin' because you think "the awesome", is overused.

Where is the vocab?

[Mitzi Dupree]

Corporate Guitar_Baller:

Please re-read my original post. Actually, just read the first word.

It says "team." You are not on the team. You never have and never will be on the team. Your inability to flame, nay, compose a cohesive post guarantees this.

Harken back to the days when they were choosing sides for kickball. I'm sure this is a familiar feeling for you. Now take your no-talent, bad-haircut self out of this thread before you get hurt.

[Fender_baller]

What the fuck is a "Hatas Vocab" anyway?

This thread sucks the shit out of an ass.

You bitchin' and whinin' because you think "the awesome", is overused.

Where is the vocab?

[Skate4RnR]

Fender baller there is a strict ass NO SKULLET policy here dude.

[Fender_baller]

Fender baller there is a strict ass NO SKULLET policy here dude.

I didn't know I ever sported the skullet.

[chickenona]

Fender baller there is a strict ass NO SKULLET policy here dude.

I didn't know I ever sported the skullet.

Fuck you solid, you liar.

[Skate4RnR]

LIES fall from thy mouth of thee who wears thy skullet draped to his knees like a velvet robe!

[JDV]

What the fuck is a "Hatas Vocab" anyway?

This thread sucks the shit out of an ass.

You bitchin' and whinin' because you think "the awesome", is overused.

Where is the vocab?

The vocab is obviously not part of your repertoire. And what happened to the g's in your bitchin' and whinin'? Did they run off with the g's from Dangerous Toys' Teasin' Pleasin', or what?