PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
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PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT...
That even as a Grown Man, at 57, 6' tall, rocking about 210 pounds of bad-@ssery... I sometimes SIT DOWN to PEE!
Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!
I once fell in the middle of the night, like Joe Biden, and woke up on the floor covered in my own Pee... so now I sit down. Lol
Sometimes I sit down mid-day as well... especially when returning texts or surfing social media looking for posts that annoy me!
Then I log on an try to make people more mad at me than they already are...
Well... which guys out there have the Ball Bag to admit they sit down to pee?
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That even as a Grown Man, at 57, 6' tall, rocking about 210 pounds of bad-@ssery... I sometimes SIT DOWN to PEE!
Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!
I once fell in the middle of the night, like Joe Biden, and woke up on the floor covered in my own Pee... so now I sit down. Lol
Sometimes I sit down mid-day as well... especially when returning texts or surfing social media looking for posts that annoy me!
Then I log on an try to make people more mad at me than they already are...
Well... which guys out there have the Ball Bag to admit they sit down to pee?
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fembot?
I'll often sit in the middle of the night, as usually I've got morning wood. Less chance of mess.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!
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Yeah sure, for all the reasons stated.
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
Have for years. So much easier and cleaner. Especially at night. I'm sure I'll see the ridicule on here
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
HOW did you fall? Was it while walking to the bathroom….or did you randomly fall while peeing?MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT...
That even as a Grown Man, at 57, 6' tall, rocking about 210 pounds of bad-@ssery... I sometimes SIT DOWN to PEE!
Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!
I once fell in the middle of the night, like Joe Biden, and woke up on the floor covered in my own Pee... so now I sit down. Lol
Sometimes I sit down mid-day as well... especially when returning texts or surfing social media looking for posts that annoy me!
Then I log on an try to make people more mad at me than they already are...
Well... which guys out there have the Ball Bag to admit they sit down to pee?
Ready, Set, Go!
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
I have been sitting down for as long as I can remember...this is especially true when you own a home.
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.
I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.
But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.
I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.
But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
i do all the time. I mean, if I'm in a hurry and only have to piss really quick in a public place, I'll use the urinal. But sometimes at work I might want to kill time and use my phone, or at home sometimes I'll sit down really fast...it's just easier than worrying about pissing on the seat lol
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Same hereposerboy71 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:19 pm I have been sitting down for as long as I can remember...this is especially true when you own a home.
I still have mighty pressure in my hose and don't need to wash any splash from surrounding areas.
It's cleaner plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.
I do enjoy watering the lawn though.
Sometimes, in the middle of the night when going to the mailbox, I exert my dominance as King of my neighborhood and stand in the middle of my street, dick out and pissing like a Roman statue/fountain.
But inside my castle...
SIT , MOTHERFUCKER !
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
I sit down whenever the opportunity presents itself.
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
Sitting at home, standing in public at the urinal except when pooping. It's a whole lot easier to sit as I get older.
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
So you sit in public at the urinal while you're pooping?
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No. I should have edited that to mean I use the stalls instead of the urinal when I need to poop. Though I'm guessing you knew I meant that.
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You shit in urinals. It's fine. Urinal Shitter.
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Okay, you caught me. It's only because your mouth wasn't available.
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If I have my bed clothes on, I’m sitting down to pee. In my regular clothes, I stand up.
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Good thing, too. With the constant deluge of fast food you eat, I'm sure just walking by that urinal would knock me out.
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
I sit and have for years. Way the Fukk more sanitary. Your stinky piss isn’t all over the bathroom floor and splattered on your shitter. As I get older pissing is becoming way more frequent. I find if I sit down read and relax for a few minutes, I can actually empty my bladder. It might not be a real macho way to go but it effective.
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what the fack?? hell no I don't sit down, I like the angle of my dangle from up above. I'm a trained sharpshooter with my urine stream, I can hit it in the dark with no lights, I just bump the toilet with my shin and I'm good to go.
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Funny... the world is SO sensitive...
I posted this on my FB today too... and already got some inbox message about how my post is NOT FUNNY!
I guess this guy had a stroke, and now he has to sit when he pees, so my post which I guess was a bit fun, or goofy has upset him.
"""""Not funny as fuck dude I just had a stroke about a year ago. I am 56 years old and even before that I started to sit down to pee in the middle of the night just much easier. I also fell forward. Fucked my head up.""""""" -- Jackass on FB
I also see Poserboy71 writing: """""""plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.""""""""
Ummm... because it is... fair?
I think 98% of us men on the planet would for sure make a joke about sitting down to pee... because, well, it is unmanly.
I recall Bloodhound Gang writing about in the lyrics to their song "Why's Everybody Always Picking on Me?"
"""""""""""'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?"""""""""""""""
There is literally nothing you can do or say, that someone somewhere won't somehow be offended by.
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I posted this on my FB today too... and already got some inbox message about how my post is NOT FUNNY!
I guess this guy had a stroke, and now he has to sit when he pees, so my post which I guess was a bit fun, or goofy has upset him.
"""""Not funny as fuck dude I just had a stroke about a year ago. I am 56 years old and even before that I started to sit down to pee in the middle of the night just much easier. I also fell forward. Fucked my head up.""""""" -- Jackass on FB
I also see Poserboy71 writing: """""""plus I don't understand how it is considered unmanly to do so.""""""""
Ummm... because it is... fair?
I think 98% of us men on the planet would for sure make a joke about sitting down to pee... because, well, it is unmanly.
I recall Bloodhound Gang writing about in the lyrics to their song "Why's Everybody Always Picking on Me?"
"""""""""""'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?"""""""""""""""
There is literally nothing you can do or say, that someone somewhere won't somehow be offended by.
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They won't admit he's guilty. That would mean he's made fools of them.
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At night also, but more because I don't want to turn on a light and wake myself fully.Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:16 pmI'll often sit in the middle of the night, as usually I've got morning wood. Less chance of mess.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:14 pm Especially at 3:30am, when I am tired and my bladder is yelling at me to go empty it, before I pee the bed!
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I do it all the time, no big deal.
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Could’ve also gone with his mom but I’m not exactly into sloppy seconds.GreatWhiteSnake wrote: ↑Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:45 pmLook at our little dmb getting all spicy! Proud of you son...
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Re: PEEING SITTING DOWN ... How many Guys on here, Sit down when they go Pee? Or am I the only Fem-bot?
sometimes, usually if im not sure if I have to also shit or its a fart
So, if you sit while peeing, do you shit while standing?
So, if you sit while peeing, do you shit while standing?
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i don't sit down when i pee but i do wipe my penis off with toilet paper after i pee.top that.
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Middle of the night and first thing in the morning, always sit. I'm not turning the lights on. Half the time, I don't even open my eyes. The only other time is if I'm taking a dump.
I know of guys that go to take a dump, piss standing up, then turn around to take a dump. You can see foot direction in the stalls. Or back in college, none of the stalls had doors bc they'd get ripped off the hinges if they did.
I know of guys that go to take a dump, piss standing up, then turn around to take a dump. You can see foot direction in the stalls. Or back in college, none of the stalls had doors bc they'd get ripped off the hinges if they did.
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Back in the early 90s, a bunch of my friends and I drove out to Phoenix from New Mexico for the second Lollapalooza. The venue would let you in with water bottles if they weren't open, so we stopped at the Walgreens nearby to get some water bottles. A couple of us had long hair and as we were leaving, an older guy was going in and he didn't like the way we looked and yelled "Sissies, bunch of long haired sissies! I bet you squat when you pee!" We thought it was hilarious.
Can't speak for the other guys, but the old man was wrong, I don't generally squat when I pee.
Can't speak for the other guys, but the old man was wrong, I don't generally squat when I pee.