Day in the life of a METAL SLUDGER

[Indy_Rob]

This was a great, great post. A personal favorite.

[HueyRamone]

I decide on a pair of dark Levi's and a black button-up shirt that is the proper length to be left untucked. I iron these items while listening to the remainder of the podcast and then hang them up on the back of my bedroom door. Then I polish a pair of black leather shoes that I haven't worn in some time. They're square-toed and fashionable but not too snobbish. After this, I place a black belt and black socks atop my dresser. All of this could have easily been completed tomorrow morning, but I prefer to not be stressed about time.

After a long shower, I pee into a coffee mug and put it in the microwave for eighty-two seconds and put a sleepy time teabag into it. I drink this while watching a documentary about the prevalence of necrophilia in the concentration camps of World War II.

Before going to bed, I send an email to my senator telling him he'll be assassinated in thirteen days. I have trouble getting to sleep, so I stick my finger in my butt and count to fifty.

No topless maid, Vain t-shirt and strawberry poptart pregame before Hooters?

[aznsquirt]

wtf

[Psychobolia.com]

My day?
30 pushups, went jogging, went to the coffee shop to read, reheated what was left of yesterday's chili con carne, played the bass for a few hours, went to another coffee shop cuz the sun finally came out, microwaved some rice, had a gin an juice, had a wank, and Pantera just came up on shuffle. A pretty good day.

[Sleek]

I woke up at the regular time (10:50) ate breakfast (coffee, and an almond butter and banana sandwich) took my mutlivitamin and cholestrol pill, got dressed, sat on the couch for a few minutes playing Bee Gees songs on guitar, then drove to work.

Now I have been sitting at my desk for an hour and a half working and fucking around on the internet. Right now, listening to an abysamal Yingywing Malmostern number that I commented on in another thread.

So far, it is the exact same as every other day, but with more shitty Swedish guitar playing.

[SterileEyes1]

This is true Patrick Bateman-esque wordsmithing. I salute you.

[LAglamrocker]

12am at Rainbow - Girls Girls Girls comes on. Reflect how awesome Motley made my life.
Saw Adler singer on patio just saw him sing Sweet Child at Whisky

2 am started watching Raw
had potato salad with Ranch chips as spoons
Reed vs Strowman match of the year..that was FUN!

Woke up around 10 am(not hungry)listened to some Anthrax- Lita Ford- White Lion- Heavens Edge and Bang Tango

Made plans to maybe see Fishbone in San Diego in December

Walked 3 miles to Vons in Roxy Blue shirt
Got Ritz bits crackers with cheese(enjoying them now sitting at park near the beach with Salty Dog on song 10 Lonesome Fool on now)

Getting excited get to see Pete Evick few days away..ohh goody!!!!!!

Almost 4pm..day not over

[Indy_Rob]

My day?
30 pushups, went jogging, went to the coffee shop to read, reheated what was left of yesterday's chili con carne, played the bass for a few hours, went to another coffee shop cuz the sun finally came out, microwaved some rice, had a gin an juice, had a wank, and Pantera just came up on shuffle. A pretty good day.

Did you have to use your A-K?

[Bono Nettencourt]

This is true Patrick Bateman-esque wordsmithing. I salute you.

The last 2 paragraphs took a dark, but hilarious turn.

[Psychobolia.com]

My day?
30 pushups, went jogging, went to the coffee shop to read, reheated what was left of yesterday's chili con carne, played the bass for a few hours, went to another coffee shop cuz the sun finally came out, microwaved some rice, had a gin an juice, had a wank, and Pantera just came up on shuffle. A pretty good day.

Did you have to use your A-K?

I didn't! But my mama didn't cook me any breakfast AT ALL (she down south).