Worst Van Halen song from 5150 to VH3?

[HueyRamone]

Nothing i like in this entire era, but that "Fat man! He just want a pizza! Gay man! Looking for a gay guy!" song was a particular atrocity.

[Psychobolia.com]

Tie:
When it's Love,
Love Comes Walking In,
Why Can't This be Love,
Love Walks In

[Love_Industry]

Any song off VH3 not called Without You....

[TBONESBURDEN]

Any song off VH3 not called Without You....

Correct answer

[Anthrax442]

I get not liking Sammy, but everything on VH3 is worse than anything in the Sammy era, by far.

The only Sammy era song I'd say even comes close is either A Apolitcal Blues (which probably shouldn't even count since it was only on the CD, and it's not their song) or Strung Out from Balance.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

Tie:
When it's Love,
Love Comes Walking In,
Why Can't This be Love,
Love Walks In

And Can't Stop Lovin' You.

I like those songs but old Van Halen made me want to drink, dance and screw, right? The Sammy stuff encouraged me to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.

[FreddyFender]

The one with Ed singing. Criminally bad.

[Psychobolia.com]

Tie:
When it's Love,
Love Comes Walking In,
Why Can't This be Love,
Love Walks In

And Can't Stop Lovin' You.

I like those songs but old Van Halen made me want to drink, dance and screw, right? The Sammy stuff encouraged me to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.

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[Indy_Rob]

Nothing i like in this entire era, but that "Fat man! He just want a pizza! Gay man! Looking for a gay guy!" song was a particular atrocity.

Christ! Were those really the lyrics?? I own that album but didn't realize the full extent of its lyrical atrocities.

[pieceofme]

Nothing i like in this entire era, but that "Fat man! He just want a pizza! Gay man! Looking for a gay guy!" song was a particular atrocity.

[Brainy Lane]

The Sammy Era might be equal good to bad songs
VH3 is a dumpster fire.
1 good song, possibly 3 ok ideas for a song.

[Anthrax442]

Poor man, he just want a little
Rich man, want a little bit more
Superman, he looking for Lois
Salesman, try and sell you his soul
Fat man, he's ordering seconds
Pizza man, just want a slice
Badman, looking for attention
A good man, he's hard to find

Mailman, looking more like your daughter
Straw man, don't have a leg to stand on
Gay man, looking for another
Candy man, yeah the candy man can
Black man, he looking for justice
White man, try to get a tan
Woman, just want to fly in first class
Holy man, take me to the promise land

Listening to that piece of trash once in the last 5 years is bad enough, I really didn't need to see those lyrics typed out. But there's no Sammy song worse than that. There's just not.

[Anthrax442]

But there's no Sammy song worse than that. There's just not.

Well, she treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand put to rest, gonna heal you, uh
Got the finger, put it right there on the trigger, well
Pump it up, pump it up, baby make it bigger

Well, I'll go crazy
Pumping it up, pumping it up
Ooh, yeah
It's gonna heal you

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)
Woo, cherries on bananas (you gonna need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Lock the front, leave the back door open, yeah
Hot tub loosen up, baby's been soaking
I been tokin', I been sippin'
Slip, slide, slippin', all got me dripping wet
I'm going crazy, woo
Keeping it up pumping it up, pumping it up
Ooh yeah
It's gonna kill you

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melon)
Woo, put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wake me up babe, woo
Wake me up, wake me up
Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up
Yeah
Whoa

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honey to my melon)
Like them berries on bananas, woo (you know I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning, woo

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Whip some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'

Wake me up babe
Wake me up babe
Lift me up baby
Get it up, gotta get up, gotta get up
Yeah, black coffee
First thing in the morning, woo
Hot, sweet, sticky
Get it up, get it up, get it up now
Come on babe, wake me up, wake me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah

Nope. VH3 is still worse.

[DangerZone]

what’s he even trying to say with the gay man line?

[cowpins]

Brandon

[eddie lee roth]

what’s he even trying to say with the gay man line?

He’s singing in code to Tommy2Tone84.

[Gwrexx]

Any song off VH3 not called Without You....

This is the correct answer.

[Gwrexx]

But there's no Sammy song worse than that. There's just not.

Well, she treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand put to rest, gonna heal you, uh
Got the finger, put it right there on the trigger, well
Pump it up, pump it up, baby make it bigger

Well, I'll go crazy
Pumping it up, pumping it up
Ooh, yeah
It's gonna heal you

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)
Woo, cherries on bananas (you gonna need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Lock the front, leave the back door open, yeah
Hot tub loosen up, baby's been soaking
I been tokin', I been sippin'
Slip, slide, slippin', all got me dripping wet
I'm going crazy, woo
Keeping it up pumping it up, pumping it up
Ooh yeah
It's gonna kill you

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melon)
Woo, put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Wake me up babe, woo
Wake me up, wake me up
Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up
Yeah
Whoa

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honey to my melon)
Like them berries on bananas, woo (you know I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning, woo

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Whip some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'

Wake me up babe
Wake me up babe
Lift me up baby
Get it up, gotta get up, gotta get up
Yeah, black coffee
First thing in the morning, woo
Hot, sweet, sticky
Get it up, get it up, get it up now
Come on babe, wake me up, wake me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah

That song is Stairway to Heaven compared to most of VH3. And anyway it doesn't count, that was on the Greatest Hits album from 2004...

[pieceofme]

what’s he even trying to say with the gay man line?

He’s singing in code to Tommy2Tone84.

[Van Ailin']

5150: Get Up
OU812: Black & Blue (will ignore the bonus track)
Unlawful: Spanked (this was a really good album)
Balance: Amsterdam
3: How Many Say I

Worst overall? How Many Say it's that one?