The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge
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Re: The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge
I nominate the following.
Rav_Sputnuk
check123check
Chowderheadcheerleader
Angry Jew
Jake Yonkle
Lickety Split
manofmetal
Ghey_Man
cultofmanson
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Rav_Sputnuk
check123check
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I was thinking the same thing!HueyRamone wrote:I cant decide if I'm not named because no one thinks I'm a giant douche, in which case I'm happy...... or if I'm not named cause no one can even remember I'm here, in which case I'm sad.
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Me, for reading through this shit.
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BlacknBlack wrote:Pill= Has way too much time on his hands, likes to play internet detective and has nothing but assumptions at the end of his investigations. A prick.
Hi Pastor of Muppets. Guess the toe_cramp nym didn't work so well, did it?
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Pill is made of fucking awesome.
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Re: The Top Ten Douches of 2008 at Sludge
I nominate the following.
Rav_Sputnuk
check123check
SanityClause
Angry Jew
Jake Yonkle
Lickety Split
manofmetal
Ghey_Man
cultofmanson
HairBangersBall
and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!
Rav_Sputnuk
check123check
SanityClause
Angry Jew
Jake Yonkle
Lickety Split
manofmetal
Ghey_Man
cultofmanson
HairBangersBall
and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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I listed her.TawnyVonJagger wrote:Douches that weren't listed that should be...
HBB and her nymphs
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I bet you could quote the fuck out of a pic of a horse fucking a woman though.
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Damn.
Expose a couple of nyms and it turns into a douche tsunami.
Expose a couple of nyms and it turns into a douche tsunami.
I now own an astonishing twelve forks, of varying size and quality. Those ol' one fork, Hamburger Helper days are gone for good.
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You expected anything else BLP?
I'm out of estrogen and I own a gun.
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LMAO, you're such a pathetic, whimpering, crybaby cunt. Did you walk around high school with a perma-wedgie or some shit? You're like some gay internet superhero wannabe - who fights for internet niceties, e-harmony & meaningful board relationships.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:
and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!
Captain Cockbite has COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
EliseThePiece wrote: You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
Itwalksamongus wrote:My sediments exactly.
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Doogie wrote:LMAO, you're such a pathetic, whimpering, crybaby cunt. Did you walk around high school with a perma-wedgie or some shit? You're like some gay internet superhero wannabe - who fights for internet niceties, e-harmony & meaningful board relationships.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:
and 1 more whose name EVERY ONE already knows so it's not worth mentioning him by name! It's like Beetlejuice with that guy!
Captain Cockbite has COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
You REALLY are a VAIN child aren't you? You would think I would waste my time spreading shit across a board over you? Don't hold your cock stinking breath too long you gay little child. Your fantasies of other men being gay on here are really putting you into the same category as RAV.
oh, and NEWSFLASH: I am not into little boys (or grown up ones either for that matter), SO go find your man-love somewhere else! Don't be shy, it's o.k. to follow your heart.
You really are so fucking full of yourself...
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:
Nothing worth a fucking shit, as usual.
EliseThePiece wrote: You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
Itwalksamongus wrote:My sediments exactly.
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Doogie wrote: The same tired "Look at me!" posts as usual
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.
HACK
HACK
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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Dude, you're starting to get real reminiscent of TMC, with all the TYPING IN CAPS PERIODICALLY shit. You're about a yellow font short of one of her famous meltdowns.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.
HACK
EliseThePiece wrote: You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
Itwalksamongus wrote:My sediments exactly.
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Doogie wrote:Dude, you're starting to get real reminiscent of TMC, with all the TYPING IN CAPS PERIODICALLY shit. You're about a yellow font short of one of her famous meltdowns.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:See? I can copy other people and be as UNORIGINAL in my postings as you are.
HACK
Nope, just clarification. Makes it easier for small children such as yourself to catch the important key words they would otherwise miss.
Besides, you're the one who types ALL his messages out like this.
You've been in meltdown mode for awhile now son.
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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Sorry, I am done arguing with the other douche in this thread. It needs to stay in the Hatas board, I know, but he just thought it would be cool to follow me over here instead.Itjogsamongus wrote:I only wish tits showed up in tit threads the way douches show up in douche threads.
Typical crap.
Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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That's just fucking idiotic.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:
You've been in meltdown mode for awhile now son.
What a surprise.
EliseThePiece wrote: You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
Itwalksamongus wrote:My sediments exactly.
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ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:
Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.
Is this the part where you start swirling my balls around in your mouth?
EliseThePiece wrote: You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
Itwalksamongus wrote:My sediments exactly.
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The Author of The Gayest Post in the History of Sludge wrote:Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
http://nevergetbusted.com/2010/
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Nope, that would be YOU and chickenona at this point.Itjogsamongus wrote:Well, its good that you are finally admitting to being a douche, but Doogie isn't the "other douche" in this instance.ChowderheadCheerleader wrote:Sorry, I am done arguing with the other douche in this thread. It needs to stay in the Hatas board, I know, but he just thought it would be cool to follow me over here instead.Itjogsamongus wrote:
Suck on Doogie's dick you fucking inbred chumps. Neither of you are really winning any popularity contests around here either, so bitching about it would be simply a pot calling a kettle black.
That better? I figured I needed to lower the intelligence of my posts for the three of you to understand.
I only point out the truth.
EatNails wrote:There is no defense for a male Poison fan.
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Or in your case flash some dog teets and get on with it.check123check wrote:when did this fucker become so cool? fuck it it's way beyond me to even speculate. (flash some boobs girls and get on with it...)Itjogsamongus wrote:I only wish tits showed up in tit threads the way douches show up in douche threads.
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check123check wrote: grrr
Is that your best chat up line?
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You have yet to tell me I'm wrong.BlacknBlack wrote:Nice assumption Sherlock
Your dipshittery knows no bounds!
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i hereby nominate iggy. he failed to listen to the masterpiece that is The Cult's Born Into This, and talked shit about it without even having listend to it! also some of his posts about bands/music are just ridiculous, while others r brilliant. dont get it the other reason im nominating him is so he will get some sun and fresh air in 2009, and finally decide to rock his bald head without the knitted hat he wars every day inside and out!lol
2nd nominee is foreignstargazer/ovd
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2nd nominee is foreignstargazer/ovd
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Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
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Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
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Itjogsamongus wrote:I feel the same way about Kockstar. What fucking idiot in their right mind would post shit like that? Really. Easily Douchebag of The Year Award.
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Hahahaha, so true.chickenona wrote:The Author of The Gayest Post in the History of Sludge wrote:Hear that Doogie? I am done playing footsies with you here.
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I can't think of 10 different douches right now, so I'll just say MurrayFiend.
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BigHairTightPants wrote:This.Ugmo wrote:I can't think of 10 different douches right now, so I'll just say MurrayFiend.
Hmm, the guy who posted his asshole or the Fiendsta? Not a tough choice, really. Douche.