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Can somebody please tell me what inbred tribe got sick of this droning cunt and dropped her off on our e-doorstep? And more importantly, how in the hell has she been able to roam the boards this long spouting her holistic fucktardery without anyone going the fuck off on her?
I swear to Christ, this bitch kills every single thread she posts on with her Sacagawea Come Lately Native American bullshit. You could be talking about buttfucking, and her vapid fucking ass will inevitably show up chanting about how chamomile, clove oil, and ground up buffalo cock makes a great analgesic lubricant. And then when everyone ignores her, she'll come back and post some more about how the Gooniegoogoo Tribe believes that seeing an owl throatfuck a sparrow under a full moon is a sign of anal fertility.
Is it just me or does anybody else want to shove an entire American Eagle up this bitch's ass?
Discuss.
I swear to Christ, this bitch kills every single thread she posts on with her Sacagawea Come Lately Native American bullshit. You could be talking about buttfucking, and her vapid fucking ass will inevitably show up chanting about how chamomile, clove oil, and ground up buffalo cock makes a great analgesic lubricant. And then when everyone ignores her, she'll come back and post some more about how the Gooniegoogoo Tribe believes that seeing an owl throatfuck a sparrow under a full moon is a sign of anal fertility.
Is it just me or does anybody else want to shove an entire American Eagle up this bitch's ass?
Discuss.
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I bet she wears shit like this:
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Have I ever told you how much I love you?CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: how the Gooniegoogoo Tribe believes that seeing an owl throatfuck a sparrow under a full moon is a sign of anal fertility.
Now back to the regularly scheduled hate....
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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Weee!!! Once you get Stoner rolling, she'll really bring the hammer, won't she?
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I am totally gonna work "throatfuck" into sexy time with the wife. That's some can't-miss shit right there.nakedmadman wrote:Weee!!! Once you get Stoner rolling, she'll really bring the hammer, won't she?
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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If she doesn't go for that, suggest some "mouthrape".
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Anyone claiming to have had sex with Lemmy can't be all bad though right?
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She's a Fairly Wicked HBB, she is.
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Luminiferous wrote:Anyone claiming to have had sex with Lemmy can't be all bad though right?
She said she fucked Lemmy?
You're fucking shitting me.
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Stoner, I'm with you on this one. I can't fucking stand her. And since 2 of my best friends are Indian and Cherokee at that, I'm sure they would rather send the entire tribe into extinction then claim this bitch.
We can NOT be the only 2 who feel this way. Can we?
Beuhler? Beuhler? Beuhler?
There is no way she fucked anybody remotely famous. I doubt Billy Mays or Sham-Wow Vince would have her
We can NOT be the only 2 who feel this way. Can we?
Beuhler? Beuhler? Beuhler?
There is no way she fucked anybody remotely famous. I doubt Billy Mays or Sham-Wow Vince would have her
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in the jade goody thread:MotleyMaiden wrote:
We can NOT be the only 2 who feel this way. Can we?
Beuhler? Beuhler? Beuhler?
I saw her rambling, thought "wtf?", and she's just irked me ever since.cherokeepony wrote:Try IHS. Indian Health Services. I hear non-Indians bitching about how Indians get all their health care paid for. ROFLMAO!!!! For one thing, I don't qualify since I'm not enrolled. For another, I dare them to try going to IHS with something more serious than a papercut! "Oh, you've cut your head off, enit? Well, fill these out in triplicate, and we'll get back to you if treatment is okayed, then we'll need you to fill out several new forms...in the meanwhile, I think I have a fuzzy aspirin in my pocket somewhere, and a used, but still fairly clean, bandaid!"
When I was a tribal office volunteer, we had a councilman in the office who suddenly turned white, then green. He had kidney stones and one was trying to pass. He broke out in a cold sweat, and was looking at a 2 hr. drive around the bay to the nearest tribal doc, who then told him they couldn't treat him, he'd have to go to the next one, another 3 hours away, and they turned him away, saying he needed to go to the previous clinic. He ended up with emergency surgery at a non-IHS hospital, and didn't have IHS permission to have emergency surgery, so to this day he's fighting them over paying the bill.
At Pine Ridge, Rosebud, et al? The nearest clinic is sure to be 100 miles or more away, you likely don't have a car, or know someone with a car that will get you that far, and if you do get there, there's no doctor, maybe a nurse or something similar (someone who read a first aid booklet once, perhaps), and won't have anything stronger than aspirin or bandaids. Yeah, we got it SO good.
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Actually I fucked up. My apologies..CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Luminiferous wrote:Anyone claiming to have had sex with Lemmy can't be all bad though right?
She said she fucked Lemmy?
You're fucking shitting me.
...In that ugliest Rocker thread on the Ho Board someone said it seemed no one had mentioned Lemmy when CP chimed in "I believe *I* did." (meaning she'd mentioned him earlier) I thought she meant she DID Lemmy..
I blame my mistake on the fact I had just blazed up some killer powdered moose vagina and was drinking some awesome fire water Too Bald Hasbeen made for me..
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Don't forget anything turquoiseCrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I bet she wears shit like this:
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I am totally gonna work "throatfuck" into sexy time with the wife. That's some can't-miss shit right there.nakedmadman wrote:Weee!!! Once you get Stoner rolling, she'll really bring the hammer, won't she?
I'm going to try this as well.
If it doesn't work out, can I sleep on your couch?
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If she did fuck Lemmy, he probably got into her pants by wearing this bad boy:
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HAHA YESSS!!!!! The Power of The Wolf Shirt knows no bounds.
You know, that bitch is about as Indian as my fat ass is. We all know someone like her - somebody whose whore of a great great great great great grandma got knocked up by a drunk brown person she met in the woods, and who claimed it was a Cherokee Indian Chief to her family when the baby came out darker than expected. Now 5 generations later, when reconstructing her family wreath, Tommy Sue finds out about her "Indian" heritage and goes hogshit adopting that identity. You know - shit like rejecting Western Medicine, claiming to talk to animals, decorating her house with beaded feathers from flea markets and Franklin Mint plates with Indian maidens and buffalo under a full moon on them?
I have a friend like that. She even went as far as to name her son Hawk, although I don't think she's ever referred to anything in her yard as an "ancient cherry tree" like this nerve grating bitch has.
A hundred bucks says she looks a lot like this:
You know, that bitch is about as Indian as my fat ass is. We all know someone like her - somebody whose whore of a great great great great great grandma got knocked up by a drunk brown person she met in the woods, and who claimed it was a Cherokee Indian Chief to her family when the baby came out darker than expected. Now 5 generations later, when reconstructing her family wreath, Tommy Sue finds out about her "Indian" heritage and goes hogshit adopting that identity. You know - shit like rejecting Western Medicine, claiming to talk to animals, decorating her house with beaded feathers from flea markets and Franklin Mint plates with Indian maidens and buffalo under a full moon on them?
I have a friend like that. She even went as far as to name her son Hawk, although I don't think she's ever referred to anything in her yard as an "ancient cherry tree" like this nerve grating bitch has.
A hundred bucks says she looks a lot like this:
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I can remember a time when the internet was rampant with American girls who either swore they were part native American or had been the victim of rape. Seems a few of them still exist.
Ps No offence meant to you Americans. This was at a time before the net was commonplace in the Uk.
Ps No offence meant to you Americans. This was at a time before the net was commonplace in the Uk.
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There's a chick who comes in the shoe store who decks herself out in that turquoise jewelry-wolf motif t-shirt-longass hair with feathers in it regalia who's white as a motherfucking sheet with blue eyes. She signs her checks "Running Deer Jones".CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:HAHA YESSS!!!!! The Power of The Wolf Shirt knows no bounds.
You know, that bitch is about as Indian as my fat ass is. We all know someone like her - somebody whose whore of a great great great great great grandma got knocked up by a drunk brown person she met in the woods, and who claimed it was a Cherokee Indian Chief to her family when the baby came out darker than expected. Now 5 generations later, when reconstructing her family wreath, Tommy Sue finds out about her "Indian" heritage and goes hogshit adopting that identity. You know - shit like rejecting Western Medicine, claiming to talk to animals, decorating her house with beaded feathers from flea markets and Franklin Mint plates with Indian maidens and buffalo under a full moon on them?
I have a friend like that. She even went as far as to name her son Hawk, although I don't think she's ever referred to anything in her yard as an "ancient cherry tree" like this nerve grating bitch has.
A hundred bucks says she looks a lot like this:
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I just cracked the fuck up.
The "Jones" in the name is so fucking ghetto.
The "Jones" in the name is so fucking ghetto.
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Yup, we've got a fuck knob at work who's the same way. "Paddlefoot" (I'll not reveal his real name here for obvious reasons) claims 1/16 Indian heritage. (I've no idea which tribe, never cared enough to ask). Dude wears all the regalia, the turquoise, the wolf t-shirts, the dream catcher on the rear view mirror, and for a couple of years wore a little leather bag around his neck, festooned with various beads, feathers and so on. That stopped when a few co-workers started calling him a witch doctor, claiming that there was a mummified monkey's foot in the bag. He just recently dropped an on going argument about why he deserves special treatment as a minority, due to his Native American heritage...Please, I know the fucker's kid, he's German/Irish, and like CSHB said, some where, someone got lucky with Running Bear in the woods and now Paddlefoot's all Native.
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When I lived in Eastern Oregon, I worked with a couple of Native Americans and their last name was Jones. They were not related but they had normal first names they went by. When it comes to their tribual stuff I believe they went by the names like Coyote Tongue or Eagle's Tear Or Wolfman Howl.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I just cracked the fuck up.
The "Jones" in the name is so fucking ghetto.
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My Cherokee name is Leatherwolf McTavish...
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Mine is Highawatha Sue Bob Washington.
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Nice to meet you guys. I'm Drinkeylotsa Cheapfirewater. My tribe has no casino. My spirit guide say fuck off.
I sad Injun.
I sad Injun.
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Hell, I'm 1/16th Injun and you don't see me running around wearing a loin cloth and cursing the white man. But now that I think about it, a loin cloth sounds kinda fun.
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But maybe I should open a fucking casino and get in on the only reason people want to claim to be native american anymore.
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It's about fucking time!
I rarely post in here, but this chick fucking sucks. At first I thought this had to be a terrible nym or something...but no. The chick has got to be 5 pow wows short of sanity. She probably lives surrounding herself with a plethora of those tacky bald eagle and running horse figurines, as well as a lengthy arrowhead collection adorning the walls right next to her "Dances with Wolves" movie poster.
And on the topic of her ranting, it's comparable to reading one of whitewitch's posts, only 10X less interesting, with more of a "Asks for a Fist" undertone.
I rarely post in here, but this chick fucking sucks. At first I thought this had to be a terrible nym or something...but no. The chick has got to be 5 pow wows short of sanity. She probably lives surrounding herself with a plethora of those tacky bald eagle and running horse figurines, as well as a lengthy arrowhead collection adorning the walls right next to her "Dances with Wolves" movie poster.
And on the topic of her ranting, it's comparable to reading one of whitewitch's posts, only 10X less interesting, with more of a "Asks for a Fist" undertone.
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My best friend is 100% Cherokee and you would never know it by looking at her. She prefers designer clothes and shoes. She would probably drop dead before decorating her house in feathers or beads. And the only communing with nature she wants to do is from the balcony of a 4 star hotel.