viewtopic.php?f=1&t=209865Itwalksamongus wrote:People who have never been on the road - don't know. That's just how it is.
I remember back in the early 70's when my band was traveling around the midwest doing gigs for nothing. We were young and dumb and full of cum so we would take turns in the back of the van jacking each other off. It wasn't gay - it was out of necessity. Things were a lot different back then.
I haven't done anything like that since - but I got pretty close when I had my coke habit.
Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
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Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
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Re: Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
Now Timmy's an old cuckold that's full of mold.Itwalksamongus wrote:We were young and dumb and full of cum
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whats with the link to a kisstard thread?
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The Mummy attempts to make every thread about him and his perversions.
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That's fucked up.
I think that's the worst of his Sludge "confessions". Although fucking his best buds wife while their kid slept in the next room comes pretty close.
I think that's the worst of his Sludge "confessions". Although fucking his best buds wife while their kid slept in the next room comes pretty close.
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How stupid are you? Notice there's no link to my "quote"? Drunken DC obviously made it up.MickeyG wrote:That's fucked up.
I think that's the worst of his Sludge "confessions". Although fucking his best buds wife while their kid slept in the next room comes pretty close.
And I never said I porked my best buds wife while his kid slept in the next room.
Nice going, dumbass.
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That's right, silly me, the kid was in the SAME room not the NEXT room like I thought.Classy Fred Blassy wrote:Mummy, you had sex with your best friends wife while his child was in the same room? You sicken me, seriously, you're a degenerate of the highest order!
Still, this story about him jacking off his friends is worse. I mean, c'mon.
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Wrong again. Here's a hint -MickeyG wrote:
That's right, silly me, the kid was in the SAME room not the NEXT room like I thought.
Truth>made-up stuff.
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Re: Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
So did you guys like use lube or was this a dry rub? I'm thinking since they were so poor and were probably eating lots of fast food they may have tried ketchup packets or something like that.
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Deathcurse would never make something up. I mean, he wouldn't like someone to do that to him, would he....?
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Ask Deathcurse. He dreamed up this little gay fantasy - I'm sure he can provide you with the details you seek.Sixdgritt wrote:So did you guys like use lube or was this a dry rub?
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I posted a link. Why are you lying?Itwalksamongus wrote:Notice there's no link to my "quote"?
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Reporting on something you posted is not fantasy.Itwalksamongus wrote:Ask Deathcurse. He dreamed up this little gay fantasy - I'm sure he can provide you with the details you seek.Sixdgritt wrote:So did you guys like use lube or was this a dry rub?
So quit dodging the question.
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Yes, that would work - if you ignore the fact that I haven't posted on the thread you provided a link for.deathcurse wrote:I posted a link. Why are you lying?Itwalksamongus wrote:Notice there's no link to my "quote"?
Deathcurse, addressing a group of male posters -
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According to Tim Miller, if you say "Fuck you" to someone, what you're really saying is "I want to fuck you."
Go ahead and look through Tim's posting history to find all the occasions where he's told a man "Fuck you."
Tim Miller just announced that by his own criteria, he's a homosexual.
Go ahead and look through Tim's posting history to find all the occasions where he's told a man "Fuck you."
Tim Miller just announced that by his own criteria, he's a homosexual.
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You said I didn't post a link at all. I did. If you lie about something like that, why wouldn't you lie about the handjobs?Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes, that would work - if you ignore the fact that I haven't posted on the thread you provided a link for.
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No, I didn't.deathcurse wrote:You said I didn't post a link at all.Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes, that would work - if you ignore the fact that I haven't posted on the thread you provided a link for.
Try again.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Fuck you" means fuck off. "FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!" means you want other men to perform oral sex on you. Typing in all caps means you're REALLY excited about it!deathcurse wrote:According to Tim Miller, if you say "Fuck you" to someone, what you're really saying is "I want to fuck you."
Go ahead and look through Tim's posting history to find all the occasions where he's told a man "Fuck you."
Tim Miller just announced that by his own criteria, he's a homosexual.
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You have a HISTORY of posting gay things, Tim Miller of Japan, formerly of The Lazer Band. They're scattered out there in a sea of threadjackings and spelling corrections but they're out there. For instance -
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=182575Itwalksamongus wrote:I had an affair with a man - once.
He was my bass tech at the time. He really helped me out with my tone and then - after the show - he would help me out with - other things.
It was brief but ultimately very satisfying - like a cool refreshing bottle of Smirnoff Ice.
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Re: Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
Tim once said that Asian people having smaller dicks was a myth.
Don't ask me how he found out, I just assumed it was around the time he worked as a cock shaker in a restaurant's restroom facility for the the handicapped.
Don't ask me how he found out, I just assumed it was around the time he worked as a cock shaker in a restaurant's restroom facility for the the handicapped.
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Tim, they mean the exact same thing. Everyone can see that except for you. Why is that? Maybe because you have a history of handjobbing your bandmates.Itwalksamongus wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Fuck you" means fuck off. "FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!" means you want other men to perform oral sex on you. Typing in all caps means you're REALLY excited about it!
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For a gay like yourself I suppose that's true.deathcurse wrote:Tim, they mean the exact same thing.Itwalksamongus wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Fuck you" means fuck off. "FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!" means you want other men to perform oral sex on you. Typing in all caps means you're REALLY excited about it!
Any reason why you made up this fake quote?
I'll wait.
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See - you made something up and then whined about me supposedly making something up. That's funny. If I made something up in this thread, that would be the reason.Itwalksamongus wrote:For a gay like yourself I suppose that's true.
Any reason why you made up this fake quote?
But I didn't. You really tossed off some dudes in a van and then admitted it on the internet, Tim Miller of Japan, friend of wacko Billy Sheehan.
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Yes, in fact you did.deathcurse wrote:
But I didn't. .
Once again, time to take out the trash. You somehow tried to attach your current gay fantasy of young men jerking each other off on a tour bus onto me. The quote, of course, doesn't exist because I never posted that. Then I said you didn't post a link to my supposed quote. You then claimed I said you didn't post a link, which I never did. You made up this story, you've been exposed as the liar you are. -
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No, I didn't.mullet_head wrote:Tim once said that Asian people having smaller dicks was a myth. .
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Whoa!Itwalksamongus wrote:young men jerking each other off on a tour bus onto me.
I didn't say anything about anyone jerking off ONTO you.
Sounds like there's more to this story.
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Re: Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
Tim, I like you, but...
Well, actually, I don't. At all. Fuck it.
Well, actually, I don't. At all. Fuck it.
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Re: Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
Also, the quote says van, not tour bus.
Tim, did a bunch of guys jerk off onto you on a bus?
Tim, did a bunch of guys jerk off onto you on a bus?
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He's DONE. EXPOSED.
If he was at all successful, now would be the time for a press conference. Dude's past has caught up with him.
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