Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe
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Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe
I went into Hatas semi-retirement years ago but this new unstoppable crop of idiots appearing the last year need to be called out. And they've multiplied faster than bed bugs in a Staten Island mattress.
rattfan
bonedog69
Bobby
Moggio
tymaster
muppett butt
MotleyScrew
bang
RockNRollJunkie
hairmetalsux
RichDolt
Ballcrusher
michelish
There are more. Many more.
rattfan
bonedog69
Bobby
Moggio
tymaster
muppett butt
MotleyScrew
bang
RockNRollJunkie
hairmetalsux
RichDolt
Ballcrusher
michelish
There are more. Many more.
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Don't forget Rich Dolt's new bestie: MrDixx
I can't believe I have to share bandwidth with a 12 year old.
I can't believe I have to share bandwidth with a 12 year old.
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you take rattfan off that list right now!!
or at least move her to the #2 spot!
or at least move her to the #2 spot!
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I'd jump on this bandwagon but she was already banned a few days back.
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Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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I haven't noticed this Ballcrusher fellow, perhaps because I tend to avoid Rush and Maiden threads.
And I kinda go back and forth with Rich Holt, but the rest definitely suck. bang is a special breed of suck.
And I kinda go back and forth with Rich Holt, but the rest definitely suck. bang is a special breed of suck.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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I'm amused at the idea of somebody being super-sensitive to gay bashing, yet calls himself "bonedog69".
I guess "cumsuckerdickintheass" was taken.
I guess "cumsuckerdickintheass" was taken.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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Is this bonedog character somebody new? Never heard of it.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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I'm sort of disappointed I never paid more attention to her posts.. Like Stoner said, this is some straight up HairbangersJunkie shit here.. Minus the lime green font..MitziDupree wrote:I'd jump on this bandwagon but she was already banned a few days back.
warmleatherette wrote:Another dense caucasian cunt gone wild.
Go back to having 3 rusty ass cars that don't start in front of your trailer cunt. While your boyfriend is fucking your underage daughter in front of you while you taking a hit on your bong. We know you don't care you get free drugs from him and you're praying to God that your daughter to get knocked up by him. So you can take her dumb ass down to the welfare office and you live off her welfare checks....All crammed up in funky rotten smelling nasty Kill Bill vol1 looking trailer.
Classy Cunt Very Classy.
Bottomline, most of you pale death warmed over pasty so called rock groupies cunts are pissed off that some of the musicians you lust after, do not like caucasian groupies, they rather fuck an potentially diseased asian ho of hollyweird than you. Get over it and scratch your meth sores and get glad.
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He's even got his own one-reply Hatas thread. Open your eyes, mate.Sixdgritt wrote:Is this bonedog character somebody new? Never heard of it.
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Grendel wrote:UtahRatt wrote:
There, now shut the fuck up you gaines burger eatin bitch.
LMAO at "gaines burger."
What is a gaines burger?
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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It's dog food. They don't still make Gaines Burgers, do they?
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Luminiferous found this quote but I have to post it here because I almost dropped a load.
RockNRollJunkie wrote:And guess who played guitars Carlos Carvos or however the heck you spell his name.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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michelish wrote:i've seen her name around but never really paid much attention to her posts.
quite the ray of sunshine aint she?
Oh, I totally forgot about you. Good thing you posted in this thread or else I wouldn't have remembered to add you to the list. Thanks, retard!
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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What about the one that's claiming to be a 12 year old kid, mr.sixx?
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Every time I see that pic I think he must stink. Smell like piss or somethin'.Grendel wrote:Hellsinkey wrote:RichHoltGuitar wrote: I'd rather keep up my fitness addiction and my adrenaline-junkie, extreme-sports-nut lifestyle that I have now, and make a living out of that, doing a job respected by almost everyone: defending the free world from its enemies.
I'll add to the list amouthfulofsin666 and that dumb fag VanityBinge. Good God is that guy dumb. He IGNURNT!
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The feeling's mutual buddy, because your posts give me an uncontrollable facial tic.I'll add to the list amouthfulofsin666
I may come off an irritating 'pseudo-intellectual' cunt, but you come off as hydrocephalic.
Needless to say, it's a hell of a persona, buddy. Really.
Your voice is the delicate string, the sound of my name on your lips the gentle tug that keeps me grounded...
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Everyone loves Skate. Nobody loves you. Go away.
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whats wrong with liking water?!amouthfulofsin220 wrote:but you come off as hydrocephalic. Really.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
rattfan
bonedog69
Bobby
Moggio
tymaster
muppett butt
MotleyScrew
bang
RockNRollJunkie
hairmetalsux
RichDolt
Ballcrusher
michelish
Talk about a break out.....It's like that list was taken straight from the CDC.
bonedog69 - Gonorrhea
rattfan - herpes
Bobby - Syphilis
Moggio - Chlamydia
MotleyScrew - Bacterial Vaginosis
RockNRollJunkie - Hepatitis
hairmetalsux - Papillomavirus
RichDolt - Pubic Lice
Ballcrusher - Scabies
Tweet - Aids
Michelish - Trichomoniasis
RoadHead = Krotch Kritters
amouthfulofsin220 - Super Papillomavirus 3 "warts + Lice + herpes"
Gaines-BurgersSeminiferousButtNoid wrote:What is a gaines burger?
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I've always seen HairbangersJunkie as more part of the retard main course than the soup.. Put her right there next to Speeding121Dragon and MonstersofRock and you've got a 3 course whammybar of soloing there..SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Luminiferous found this quote but I have to post it here because I almost dropped a load.
RockNRollJunkie wrote:And guess who played guitars Carlos Carvos or however the heck you spell his name.
Scary to believe that cookies-in-the-bathroom-photoshooting bitch claims to be in the nursing field..
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Is that a post that you made that wasn't about swallowing dong and ball? I applaud your excellent penmanship, great job.amouthfulofsin220 wrote:The feeling's mutual buddy, because your posts give me an uncontrollable facial tic.I'll add to the list amouthfulofsin666
I may come off an irritating 'pseudo-intellectual' cunt, but you come off as hydrocephalic.
Needless to say, it's a hell of a persona, buddy. Really.
I encourage you to go see nikkiq, put your fugly face down in her infected twat hole and get the fuck out of here because you're the same person.
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Luminiferous wrote:
Put her right there next to Speeding121Dragon and MonstersofRock and you've got a 3 course whammybar of soloing there..
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Skate4RnR wrote:Luminiferous wrote:
Put her right there next to Speeding121Dragon and MonstersofRock and you've got a 3 course whammybar of soloing there..
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Them hoes ain't street ready though.
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They look like they've been run over in a street or two..
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They do look HARD. Damn they look rough. They didn't just get beat with the fugly stick, they got fucked up the ass with it too!Luminiferous wrote:They look like they've been run over in a street or two..
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My LeatherWoves Concert Review
At first I wasn't sure I could go. The venue (concert place) was three hours away and I just gotta say I get bored talking to myself in the car for more than too hours. I ended up going and I'm glad I did. I got a killer meal at Applebees. They have a lot of nice sandwiches. The waiter even flurted with me. Suck on that, nymphs!
The oping band was not that great but here is 10 pics of them rocking out... the next band was totally awwwsome. They had this one song that got the crowd in a frenzy. The Calling? I remember that song from all the cd;s I buy with my nurses salery. (that is a good job where you have to go to school) I hope my cat, Iggy, is ok. I left him some Tide to snack on.
I didn't like that the band had three guitars. I only like two guitars in my rock n roll if you know what I mean. Unless theyr cute. I got rite up to the front. Thats metal. Why that one faggot next to me barfed, I half no idea. He is a real peace of shit that don't no what a concert is for. I just gotta say that that one song was totally cool. They were headbanging in unison.
Never saw the Leather Timberwolves. They must of canceled. Just glad to xperiance the rock that is availabile to us while we are on this planet because you never know when the nac n cheese is over for you. Hear is ten more pics of the other band. Josh Todd, call me. Rowwww!
At first I wasn't sure I could go. The venue (concert place) was three hours away and I just gotta say I get bored talking to myself in the car for more than too hours. I ended up going and I'm glad I did. I got a killer meal at Applebees. They have a lot of nice sandwiches. The waiter even flurted with me. Suck on that, nymphs!
The oping band was not that great but here is 10 pics of them rocking out... the next band was totally awwwsome. They had this one song that got the crowd in a frenzy. The Calling? I remember that song from all the cd;s I buy with my nurses salery. (that is a good job where you have to go to school) I hope my cat, Iggy, is ok. I left him some Tide to snack on.
I didn't like that the band had three guitars. I only like two guitars in my rock n roll if you know what I mean. Unless theyr cute. I got rite up to the front. Thats metal. Why that one faggot next to me barfed, I half no idea. He is a real peace of shit that don't no what a concert is for. I just gotta say that that one song was totally cool. They were headbanging in unison.
Never saw the Leather Timberwolves. They must of canceled. Just glad to xperiance the rock that is availabile to us while we are on this planet because you never know when the nac n cheese is over for you. Hear is ten more pics of the other band. Josh Todd, call me. Rowwww!
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Hideaway is one of the greatest third tier hair metal songs of the 80's.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.