Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
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Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
What a homo.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Machado wrote: Bend over. This won't hurt a bit.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Chip and Killeverythingbill the morning after a Megadave show.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
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I popped Chip's cherry our senior year of high school
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
But I put it back in the jar and he never knew who did it.Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Turner Coates wrote:
I popped Chip's cherry our senior year of high school
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
You and Chip are the tag team queensGritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
MAS PUTO!
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
We got a Winger fan and a Poison fan, both with IQ's under 30.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
It's a beautiful sight.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
And even gayer? You searched the internet to find that picture to post....Tommy2Tone84 wrote:
Chip and Killeverythingbill the morning after a Megadave show.
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
J. D. wrote:Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?J. D. wrote:Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
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What?Machado wrote:Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?J. D. wrote:Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Tommy2Tard is a chinaman.
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I have no words...Machado wrote:Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?J. D. wrote:Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Okay, now someone is going to have to explain this to me.Machado wrote:Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?J. D. wrote:Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness.Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Someone put their own slant on things.
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
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Seriously, though, where the fuck did Matardo get that from? He's like a living non-sequitur. Thank fuck 2Tard hasn't pitched in yet, with "Let's play Beatles songs!" and a fucking nonsensical gif from some shitty sitcom or something.
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
J. D. wrote: Seriously, though, where the fuck did Matardo get that from? He's like a living non-sequitur.
"I'm just here for the irony and the dancing."
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Gritt wrote: I can't speak a word when I have multiple
dongs in my mouth.
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
You're probably right. But at least I can still type coherently.Machado wrote:Gritt wrote: I can't speak a word when I have multiple
dongs in my mouth.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Chip-I was away all MLK weekend. Not one post. I returned late Monday night to post and how did you react?Chip Z'Hoy wrote:What a homo.
You drew wood for the first time since last Thursday
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
The reality: You weren't missed and anyone who noticed was hoping you had died.Machado wrote:Chip-I was away all MLK weekend. Not one post. I returned late Monday night to post and how did you react?Chip Z'Hoy wrote:What a homo.
You drew wood for the first time since last Thursday
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Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Machado wrote:You drew wood
Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.
Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
never heard of slapped iron. what does that mean?Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Machado wrote:You drew wood
Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.
Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
drew wood is very self explanatory
Re: Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."
Reported.Machado wrote:never heard of slapped iron. what does that mean?Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Machado wrote:You drew wood
Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.
Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
drew wood is very self explanatory
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today