Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Are you still going to do it? Ust toenail clippers. Clean and fast cut!
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Pretty sure this is how you form a seminiferous buttnoid.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
UGH. Thats the last thing you want.BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue May 09, 2023 2:16 pm Pretty sure this is how you form a seminiferous buttnoid.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 5:26 pm Are you still going to do it? Ust toenail clippers. Clean and fast cut!
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Seriously, how has Heenan not popped up in this thread?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
That-Guy! You need to do a wellness check on Heenan!
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Steps to dealing with a hemorrhoid:
1. Eat 2 burrittos.
2. Take a shit. Take note if you feel pain.
3. Wipe the asshole until it's sparkling clean. Powerwash if needed.
4. Wait 2 hours to give the asshole a rest
5. Find a dude to assfuck you
6. Get assfucked.
7. If it hurts after all this, yank out the hemorrhoid
1. Eat 2 burrittos.
2. Take a shit. Take note if you feel pain.
3. Wipe the asshole until it's sparkling clean. Powerwash if needed.
4. Wait 2 hours to give the asshole a rest
5. Find a dude to assfuck you
6. Get assfucked.
7. If it hurts after all this, yank out the hemorrhoid
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Did you chicken out?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Your hemorrhoid is old enough (by far!) to buy beer! Try to make it buy you beer before yanking it out.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
….REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 7:37 am Steps to dealing with a hemorrhoid:
1. Eat 2 burrittos.
2. Take a shit. Take note if you feel pain.
3. Wipe the asshole until it's sparkling clean. Powerwash if needed.
4. Wait 2 hours to give the asshole a rest
5. Find a dude to assfuck you
6. Get assfucked.
7. If it hurts after all this, yank out the hemorrhoid
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Lol.DiamondDog wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 4:05 am I don't know if this qualifies as "medically", but you'd top the Darwin Awards list.
Actually, I don't think it would be possible to rip it out without a pair of pliers.
...to answer a previous question, I'm pretty sure I got it by playing tennis for many years.
There's a clenching involved, and apparently serious tennis players experience this a lot.
Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
So has this happened yet? Can someone post a new thread when it does so I can stay on top of things.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
I told you. Use toenail clippers! It'll work!Olivia Sophia wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 5:33 amLol.DiamondDog wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2023 4:05 am I don't know if this qualifies as "medically", but you'd top the Darwin Awards list.
Actually, I don't think it would be possible to rip it out without a pair of pliers.
...to answer a previous question, I'm pretty sure I got it by playing tennis for many years.
There's a clenching involved, and apparently serious tennis players experience this a lot.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
You're simply not going to do this, are you?
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
It's probably infected by now.
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Re: Medically, what would happen if I yanked out a hemorrhoid ?
Think she was planning on yanking it off with pliers. Will probably bring a sense of relief. Really hope she does it.
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