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Hurricane Milton . . . holy Hell!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:00 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!
And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 2:58 pm
by EzyRider
brings a whole new meaning to "I'm going to Disneyland!!"

Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy f**k!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 3:15 pm
by dmbrocker
Disney and the other theme parks' anti-hurricane and anti-flooding systems are pretty top notch from what I've heard, so damage might (hopefully) be minimal, though I do probably expect a bunch of trees to be uprooted. Really, though, it's the rest of Orlando and the Tampa Bay area that concerns me.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:25 pm
by pieceofme
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:00 am
All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!
And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:34 pm
by Hatchets Molly
If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.
My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.
The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:18 pm
by MetalSludgeCEO
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:00 am
All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!
And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .
Just a heads up...
Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.
Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.
Please and thank you.
Stevie
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:46 pm
by DangerZone
TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:34 pm
If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.
My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.
The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.
any way to jerk off to politics more?
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:57 pm
by aznsquirt
DangerZone wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:46 pm
TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:34 pm
If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.
My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.
The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.
any way to jerk off to politics more?
lmao
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 3:38 am
by Hatchets Molly
DangerZone wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:46 pm
TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:34 pm
If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.
My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.
The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.
any way to jerk off to politics more?
Nope, I'm done. And it's just 2 facts for those too stupid to separate reality from fuckery. Margie DID tweet that nonsense (and you or whoever eats it up), and the ex is a MAGA that refuses to evacuate because MA FREEDUM.
Now wipe your face off and get back to work.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy hell!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:04 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:18 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:00 am
All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!
And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .
Just a heads up...
Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.
Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.
Please and thank you.
Stevie
Sorry about that - will fix!!

Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:08 am
by cowpins
I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:28 am
by Black Stuff
cowpins wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:08 am
I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.
they should go to you, but I get it.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:45 am
by cowpins
Black Stuff wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:28 am
cowpins wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:08 am
I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.
they should go to you, but I get it.
Yep. She's like, "what if a windows breaks, I want to be able to move my stuff", and I'm like, "ya, flying glass and storm debris in pitch dark is awesome!"
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:08 am
by Black Stuff
cowpins wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:45 am
Black Stuff wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:28 am
cowpins wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:08 am
I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.
they should go to you, but I get it.
Yep. She's like, "what if a windows breaks, I want to be able to move my stuff", and I'm like, "ya, flying glass and storm debris in pitch dark is awesome!"
stay safe!
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy hell!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:09 am
by dmbrocker
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:04 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:18 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 10:00 am
All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!
And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .
Just a heads up...
Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.
Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.
Please and thank you.
Stevie
Sorry about that - will fix!!
Might wanna fix it in the OP title as well just to be sure.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:24 am
by Danzig in the Dark
DangerZone wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:46 pm
TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:34 pm
If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.
My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.
The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.
any way to jerk off to politics more?
Only if he turns Trumptard.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:36 am
by Hatchets Molly
Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:24 am
DangerZone wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 7:46 pm
TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 4:34 pm
If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.
My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.
The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.
any way to jerk off to politics more?
Only if he turns Trumptard.
I refuse to wear maxi-pads on my ears and stars-and-stripes diapers, but by golly, $100K for a Canal St. wristwatch...count me in. By the way, the word is, they're $15 in the Village. No coupons are required. Just pay the $99,985 tariff.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy hell!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:53 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:09 am
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:04 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2024 6:18 pm
Just a heads up...
Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.
Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.
Please and thank you.
Stevie
Sorry about that - will fix!!
Might wanna fix it in the OP title as well just to be sure.
I don't know how . . .

Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy hell!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:47 am
by Zabooka
Go to your first post, hit the pencil icon and you should be able to do it from there.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy hell!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:04 am
by dmbrocker
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 6:53 am
dmbrocker wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 5:09 am
Might wanna fix it in the OP title as well just to be sure.
I don't know how . . .
Eh, you just edit it like you did with your reply to Stevie. It’ll work.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 9:53 am
by exitflagger
The most insidious thing about this storm is its "weakening" as it approaches landfall. Tampa residents better not be lulled into complacency by that. Cat 3 is still extremely destructive and the storm surge is going to make up for any weakening. Trying to ride this out is pretty much suicide. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 10:29 am
by DemonFilth2001
Black Stuff wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:28 am
cowpins wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:08 am
I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.
they should go to you, but I get it.
Would take him days to clean up the empty cans, bottles, pipes, and syringes. Easier for him to just go there.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 11:04 am
by cowpins
DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2024 10:29 am
Black Stuff wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:28 am
cowpins wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:08 am
I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.
they should go to you, but I get it.
Would take him days to clean up the empty cans, bottles, pipes, and syringes. Easier for him to just go there.
Inflatable dolls probably float, right? Fuck.
Re: Hurricane Milton . . . holy fuck!
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2024 11:32 am
by SterileEyes1
I have to go to Sarasota for work every couple of years. It’s always the end of the third week of September, so we missed Ian by about two days in 2022, and we would’ve just missed Helene had we gone this year.
…have no clue how or why people keep living there. I assume it’s fine 350 days a year, but those other 15 days, JFC!