Hurricane Milton . . . holy Hell!

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!


And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

[EzyRider]

brings a whole new meaning to "I'm going to Disneyland!!"

[dmbrocker]

Disney and the other theme parks' anti-hurricane and anti-flooding systems are pretty top notch from what I've heard, so damage might (hopefully) be minimal, though I do probably expect a bunch of trees to be uprooted. Really, though, it's the rest of Orlando and the Tampa Bay area that concerns me.

[pieceofme]

All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!


And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

[TooOldToCare]

If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.

My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.

The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!


And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

Just a heads up...

Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.

Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.

Please and thank you.

Stevie

[DangerZone]

If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.

My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.

The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.

any way to jerk off to politics more?

[aznsquirt]

If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.

My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.

The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.

any way to jerk off to politics more?

lmao

[TooOldToCare]

If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.

My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.

The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.

any way to jerk off to politics more?

Nope, I'm done. And it's just 2 facts for those too stupid to separate reality from fuckery. Margie DID tweet that nonsense (and you or whoever eats it up), and the ex is a MAGA that refuses to evacuate because MA FREEDUM.

Now wipe your face off and get back to work.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!


And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

Just a heads up...

Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.

Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.

Please and thank you.

Stevie

Sorry about that - will fix!!

[cowpins]

I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.

[Black Stuff]

I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.

they should go to you, but I get it.

[cowpins]

I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.

they should go to you, but I get it.

Yep. She's like, "what if a windows breaks, I want to be able to move my stuff", and I'm like, "ya, flying glass and storm debris in pitch dark is awesome!"

[Black Stuff]

I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.

they should go to you, but I get it.

Yep. She's like, "what if a windows breaks, I want to be able to move my stuff", and I'm like, "ya, flying glass and storm debris in pitch dark is awesome!"

stay safe!

[dmbrocker]

All our Sludger friends in Florida, stay safe and get the fuck out . . . now!


And I'm going to Disney World in two weeks. Hope it's still there . . .

Just a heads up...

Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.

Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.

Please and thank you.

Stevie

Sorry about that - will fix!!

Might wanna fix it in the OP title as well just to be sure.

[Danzig in the Dark]

If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.

My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.

The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.

any way to jerk off to politics more?

Only if he turns Trumptard.

[TooOldToCare]

If them thar libs didn’t have that gersh dern secret machine that weaponizes the weather channel, none of this wud be happnin.

My wife’s ex, who is 100% the definition of MTG’s retarded brother lives on the inter coastal waterway somewhere in the mandatory evacuation zone and refuses to evacuate. No empathy for stupidity.

The rest of y’all, take care and hope you’re safe.

any way to jerk off to politics more?

Only if he turns Trumptard.

I refuse to wear maxi-pads on my ears and stars-and-stripes diapers, but by golly, $100K for a Canal St. wristwatch...count me in. By the way, the word is, they're $15 in the Village. No coupons are required. Just pay the $99,985 tariff.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Just a heads up...

Please do NOT use the F#@k word in your Thread titles... if you could Please edit, I would appreciate it.

Otherwise, it will turn into an epidemic, where everyone feels it's okay to do the same.

Please and thank you.

Stevie

Sorry about that - will fix!!

Might wanna fix it in the OP title as well just to be sure.

I don't know how . . .

[Zabooka]

I don't know how . . .

Go to your first post, hit the pencil icon and you should be able to do it from there.

[dmbrocker]

Sorry about that - will fix!!

Might wanna fix it in the OP title as well just to be sure.

I don't know how . . .

Eh, you just edit it like you did with your reply to Stevie. It’ll work.

[exitflagger]

The most insidious thing about this storm is its "weakening" as it approaches landfall. Tampa residents better not be lulled into complacency by that. Cat 3 is still extremely destructive and the storm surge is going to make up for any weakening. Trying to ride this out is pretty much suicide. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!

[DemonFilth2001]

I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.

they should go to you, but I get it.

Would take him days to clean up the empty cans, bottles, pipes, and syringes. Easier for him to just go there.

[cowpins]

I'm in Cocoa Beach where it's expected to exit as a cat 1. Going to me ex wife's in the Orlando area though to ride it out w/ her and her teenage daughter. Our hurricane plan sucks, as I'm going to her house which is CLOSER to the incoming storm. Not my decision.

they should go to you, but I get it.

Would take him days to clean up the empty cans, bottles, pipes, and syringes. Easier for him to just go there.

Inflatable dolls probably float, right? Fuck.

[SterileEyes1]

I have to go to Sarasota for work every couple of years. It’s always the end of the third week of September, so we missed Ian by about two days in 2022, and we would’ve just missed Helene had we gone this year.

…have no clue how or why people keep living there. I assume it’s fine 350 days a year, but those other 15 days, JFC!