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This is terrific. Why does this feel like it was 5 years ago? That's the weirdest part about getting older, I'm finding: Everything feels like it just happened. I still have dreams about this record store job I had in 2001.

That's going to be my Rosebud, that record store job. Last words: "Lateralus release party... Weezer's... Green Album..."

Anyway, this press conference is grade-A DLR BS. This is Gene Simmons-level promotional gymnastics. CARNIVAL BARKER SHIT.

What's the VH version of Kisstory? This is VAN HALISTORY.

- Dave's story about people stopping him on college campuses: "You're that white guy." Were they big tough guys with tears in their eyes? Did this take place in Niagara Falls?

- Dave noticing that the man asking a question is a porn star (Evan something) and getting weirdly defensive about it. Then Ed getting defensive about that and saying "Be nice, he's a friend of mine." Classic Van Halen: A very simple interaction turns awkward and then finally, into a complete miscommunication.

- Dave's radio show! Replacing Stern was a suicide mission. Anyone that took that job was going to be a sacrificial lamb. I think had Dave held out a couple more years, he could've really cooked on satellite radio. (And by "cooked," I mean in the Roth way. Meaning absolute nonsense from start to finish.)

- I know I'm a total mark but I really liked the part of this era where Dave and the brothers would reminisce about the old days. It seemed to be the only time they were ever on the same page, this shared nostalgia. I'm a sucker for army-buddy type shit.

- Roth repeatedly saying they're "young and skinny" only highlights the overweight child on stage standing next to his father, the human cigarette.

- Edward: Does Jesse Pinkman know that you raided his wardrobe?

Love these guys though, even Wolf. There will never be another Van Halen.

https://youtu.be/Kz3d4jlDL5E?si=QbTfd9PqKUBvzsW6

And I gotta say this about Wolf. This comment would set me tf OFF too:

"@MammothWVH Im a old school fan of your dad, saw him on 1984 tour and Again with Sam and 5150, not after that because They started to SUCK, but i want you to know Your Dad would've wanted you to play Mean Streets [sic] live, on this tour I Will not be attending."

It made me insane to MAKE THAT UP JUST NOW.

Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Sat May 24, 2025 9:38 am Very disrespectful to Beck.



*I'm just gonna start posting this in every VH thread.

When Dave said something like "May I speak for you, Ed? Tap me on the shoulder in the limo..." I really wanted him follow that with "I AM WEARING A CUP."

Dave called the rhythm section "young and skinny"

I remember thinking how stupid that was at the time

3 parts original, 1 part inevitable.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Sat May 24, 2025 9:52 am

Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Sat May 24, 2025 9:38 am Very disrespectful to Beck.



*I'm just gonna start posting this in every VH thread.

When Dave said something like "May I speak for you, Ed? Tap me on the shoulder in the limo..." I really wanted him follow that with "I AM WEARING A CUP."

daveg wrote: ↑Sat May 24, 2025 9:56 am Dave called the rhythm section "young and skinny"

I am sure he did it on purpose cause of Wolfie.

Also it was noticeable he spoke of real instruments, "no synth".

I remember seeing some highlights of this knowing, deep down in my soul somewhere, that I sure as hell was not gonna go see them.

When they announced Kool and the Gang as the opener, that solidified it. I love Kool and the Gang, but the whole thing was... fuckin weird. Funk band opening is weird. Having a chubby teenager in the band is weird. Weird joke about Michael Jackson's death, weird joke about Valerie - who is one of the guys on stage's mother. Roth thinks he's on top of his game, but he is not.

Ed looks like he'd rather be anywhere else than onstage next to Roth.

Greatest band in the world when they were firing on all cylinders, but at the same time these guys could fuck up boiling a pot of mashed potatoes when left unsupervised.

FreddyFender wrote: ↑Sun May 25, 2025 10:00 am I remember seeing some highlights of this knowing, deep down in my soul somewhere, that I sure as hell was not gonna go see them.

When they announced Kool and the Gang as the opener, that solidified it. I love Kool and the Gang, but the whole thing was... fuckin weird. Funk band opening is weird. Having a chubby teenager in the band is weird. Weird joke about Michael Jackson's death, weird joke about Valerie - who is one of the guys on stage's mother. Roth thinks he's on top of his game, but he is not.

Ed looks like he'd rather be anywhere else than onstage next to Roth.

Greatest band in the world when they were firing on all cylinders, but at the same time these guys could fuck up boiling a pot of mashed potatoes when left unsupervised.

Kool And The Gang didn't open the reunion tour. They opened the 2012 tour.

Ah, 2012 must have been the first time they played by me when Roth came back. Did not go.

Marley's son opened in 2007.

Talk any shit you want

I was there and to hear David Lee Roth’s voice over a very loud speaker with Edward VH standing right there in the flesh was beyond belief cool , bad ass , killer.

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