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Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 12:55 pm
by lemmyswart2
Dude was Fucked up all the time, Prob could not get a hard on if u held a gun to his head.. She was fucking Randy and who knows who else? I bet Amy, Kelly and Jack have Different fathers. Why not do a DNA test?
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 1:24 pm
by Wiseacre
lemmyswart2 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 12:55 pm
Dude was Fucked up all the time, Prob could not get a hard on if u held a gun to his head.. She was fucking Randy and who knows who else? I bet Amy, Kelly and Jack have Different fathers. Why not do a DNA test?
Kelly looks like his clone.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:01 pm
by AliceManson
Jack looks like Ozzy too. When did this board get this retarded?
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:16 pm
by Psychobolia.com
Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?
"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:28 pm
by Sleek
Wiseacre wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 1:24 pm
lemmyswart2 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 12:55 pm
Dude was Fucked up all the time, Prob could not get a hard on if u held a gun to his head.. She was fucking Randy and who knows who else? I bet Amy, Kelly and Jack have Different fathers. Why not do a DNA test?
Kelly looks like his clone.
All the kids look like Ozzy.
...but are we sure they are Sharon's????
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 3:55 pm
by Fat_Elvis
Apostrophe button broken on your keyboard?
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 5:17 pm
by rockker
AliceManson wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:01 pmWhen did this board get this retarded?
Sometime around 1998
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 6:19 pm
by LAglamrocker
Kelly dad could be Meatloaf
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2025 6:24 pm
by Nate S Axel
I bet Ozzy is secretly the father of Brothers Osborne.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 2:15 am
by El Vampiro Blanco
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:16 pm
Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?
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The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""
Was thinking the same thing. Maybe estranged? I think Louis was not in contact with Oz for a long time as well...
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 2:21 am
by El Vampiro Blanco
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:16 pm
Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?
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The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""
Was thinking the same thing. Maybe estranged? I think Louis was not in contact with Oz for a long time as well...
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 3:23 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
I thought he had a kid named Elliot. I must have been wrong.
Do remember that Ozzy loved kids and said he would love to have millions. So who knows, maybe he does.
But that list was definitely not complete.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 4:13 am
by WentEast
Elliot was Thelma’s kid from before their marriage. Ozzy adopted him. Then came Louis and Jessica w/Thelma.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 9:06 am
by alleyrulez
El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 2:15 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:16 pm
Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?
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The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""
Was thinking the same thing. Maybe estranged? I think Louis was not in contact with Oz for a long time as well...
I was wondering the same thing - why leave her out?
does anyone else remember the episode of "The Osbournes" where they mention that Ozzy is finally a grandfather? I believe this was in reference to Jessica just having a baby.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 9:08 am
by DangerZone
Sharon was banging Randy?
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:10 am
by WentEast
DangerZone wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 9:08 am
Sharon was banging Randy?
Once. Sarzo talked about it in his book, and Sharon has mentioned it in interviews.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:28 am
by Wiseacre
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:16 pm
Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?
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The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""
Context. It mentions Sharon and says “THEIR” three children. THEY had three children. That doesn’t mean he or Sharon didn’t have other children.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:34 am
by sirthx2
Are Matthew and Gunnar Nelson really brothers?
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 12:03 pm
by TravisBicklesMohawk
sirthx2 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:34 am
Are Matthew and Gunnar Nelson really brothers?
"You two twins?"
"No, we cousins."
Sinners
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 1:02 pm
by endstand
Wiseacre wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:28 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Jul 22, 2025 2:16 pm
Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?
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The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""
Context. It mentions Sharon and says “THEIR” three children. THEY had three children. That doesn’t mean he or Sharon didn’t have other children.
Yeah. There is nothing unclear about it.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2025 1:44 pm
by sirthx2
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 12:03 pm
sirthx2 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:34 am
Are Matthew and Gunnar Nelson really brothers?
"You two twins?"
"No, we cousins."
Sinners
"Nope, just me and the moron twins!"
-"We're not twins."
Splash
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2025 2:13 am
by jens
The dumbest tread I've seen in ages, those motherfuckers all have Ozzy's face.
Re: Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2025 6:44 am
by pieceofme
They are actually Bob Daisleys.