Are Sharons Kids really Ozzys?

[lemmyswart2]

Dude was Fucked up all the time, Prob could not get a hard on if u held a gun to his head.. She was fucking Randy and who knows who else? I bet Amy, Kelly and Jack have Different fathers. Why not do a DNA test?

[Wiseacre]

Dude was Fucked up all the time, Prob could not get a hard on if u held a gun to his head.. She was fucking Randy and who knows who else? I bet Amy, Kelly and Jack have Different fathers. Why not do a DNA test?

Kelly looks like his clone.

[AliceManson]

Jack looks like Ozzy too. When did this board get this retarded?

[Psychobolia.com]

Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?

"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""

[Sleek]

Dude was Fucked up all the time, Prob could not get a hard on if u held a gun to his head.. She was fucking Randy and who knows who else? I bet Amy, Kelly and Jack have Different fathers. Why not do a DNA test?

Kelly looks like his clone.

All the kids look like Ozzy.

...but are we sure they are Sharon's????

[Fat_Elvis]

Apostrophe button broken on your keyboard?

[rockker]

When did this board get this retarded?

Sometime around 1998

[LAglamrocker]

Kelly dad could be Meatloaf

[Nate S Axel]

I bet Ozzy is secretly the father of Brothers Osborne.

[El Vampiro Blanco]

Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?

"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""

Was thinking the same thing. Maybe estranged? I think Louis was not in contact with Oz for a long time as well...

[El Vampiro Blanco]

Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?

"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""

Was thinking the same thing. Maybe estranged? I think Louis was not in contact with Oz for a long time as well...

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

I thought he had a kid named Elliot. I must have been wrong.

Do remember that Ozzy loved kids and said he would love to have millions. So who knows, maybe he does.

But that list was definitely not complete.

[WentEast]

Elliot was Thelma’s kid from before their marriage. Ozzy adopted him. Then came Louis and Jessica w/Thelma.

[alleyrulez]

Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?

"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""

Was thinking the same thing. Maybe estranged? I think Louis was not in contact with Oz for a long time as well...

I was wondering the same thing - why leave her out?

does anyone else remember the episode of "The Osbournes" where they mention that Ozzy is finally a grandfather? I believe this was in reference to Jessica just having a baby.

[DangerZone]

Sharon was banging Randy?

[WentEast]

Sharon was banging Randy?

Once. Sarzo talked about it in his book, and Sharon has mentioned it in interviews.

[Wiseacre]

Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?

"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""

Context. It mentions Sharon and says “THEIR” three children. THEY had three children. That doesn’t mean he or Sharon didn’t have other children.

[sirthx2]

Are Matthew and Gunnar Nelson really brothers?

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Are Matthew and Gunnar Nelson really brothers?

"You two twins?"

"No, we cousins."

Sinners

[endstand]

Not to derail this thread, but, why is Jessica left out here?

"The message, from his wife Sharon Osbourne and their three children — Kelly, Jack and Aimee — read: "It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis.""

Context. It mentions Sharon and says “THEIR” three children. THEY had three children. That doesn’t mean he or Sharon didn’t have other children.

Yeah. There is nothing unclear about it.

[sirthx2]

Are Matthew and Gunnar Nelson really brothers?

"You two twins?"

"No, we cousins."

Sinners

"Nope, just me and the moron twins!"
-"We're not twins."

Splash

[jens]

The dumbest tread I've seen in ages, those motherfuckers all have Ozzy's face.

[pieceofme]

They are actually Bob Daisleys.