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What Rockers, other than Angus, look cool wearing shorts on stage? Sebastian? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlH9h2KyYqA
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No one. Unless you’re playing a sport men should never wear shorts.

At least Anthrax’s “We wear jams” phase in 80s was mildly funny. The nu-metal cargo shorts era was an abomination.
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Rick Allen in the 80s was cool to me.
Though I like Trixter, their drummer wearing Jorts was not cool.
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I always wore either cutoff sweats, shorts or jams on stage during the ‘80s and ‘90s. It was WAY too fucking hot to run, jump around or anything else in jeans. ugh. The main reason why I ALWAYS hated playing live was the heat and that’s even when I was still skinny. LEDs help these days since the old canned lights could give you a suntan if you got within 20 feet of them, but it still sucks.
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Wiseacre wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:23 pm I always wore either cutoff sweats, shorts or jams on stage during the ‘80s and ‘90s. It was WAY too fucking hot to run, jump around or anything else in jeans. ugh. The main reason why I ALWAYS hated playing live was the heat and that’s even when I was still skinny. LEDs help these days since the old canned lights could give you a suntan if you got within 20 feet of them, but it still sucks.
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Wiseacre wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:23 pm I always wore either cutoff sweats, shorts or jams on stage during the ‘80s and ‘90s. It was WAY too fucking hot to run, jump around or anything else in jeans. ugh. The main reason why I ALWAYS hated playing live was the heat and that’s even when I was still skinny. LEDs help these days since the old canned lights could give you a suntan if you got within 20 feet of them, but it still sucks.
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Scott Ian wears shorts
Tracii Guns does

Slash always looks the coolest when he has Chrome Hearts leather pants on
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Nobody but Angus looks cool in shorts on stage … dress like a rockstar for F sakes or get off the stage.

Joe Hottinger was wearing Hulk blue jean shorts on stage not long ago … he looked ridiculous.

Lzzy Hale wears leather shorts sometimes with stockings and a leather corset … I’m fine with that but not dudes.
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Steve Harris should put on some long pants.
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TheDeadBastard wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:55 pm No one. Unless you’re playing a sport men should never wear shorts.
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DangerZone wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:08 pm
TheDeadBastard wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:55 pm No one. Unless you’re playing a sport men should never wear shorts.
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That’s a just dumb. I’m retired and it’s been hot AF.

I’ll wear what’s comfortable, thank you.

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Dino Cazares, Tony Campos, and Shavo from System Of A Down are allowed. This is up there with “only Thom Yorke can have a manbun” where very few are permitted to be the exception to the rule.
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Wiseacre wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 11:00 pm
DangerZone wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:08 pm
TheDeadBastard wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:55 pm No one. Unless you’re playing a sport men should never wear shorts.
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That’s a just dumb. I’m retired and it’s been hot AF.

I’ll wear what’s comfortable, thank you.

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It’s called linen. Look into it.
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Wiseacre wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 11:00 pm
DangerZone wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 10:08 pm
TheDeadBastard wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:55 pm No one. Unless you’re playing a sport men should never wear shorts.
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That’s a just dumb. I’m retired and it’s been hot AF.

I’ll wear what’s comfortable, thank you.

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oh.
In that case, make sure it’s an elastic waistband
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TheDeadBastard wrote: Sun Aug 31, 2025 6:34 am It’s called linen. Look into it.
I looked into it. I'm good.
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The 2 rocker wannabes in my senior HS class were too cool to wear shorts on our Disney trip. I'm sure that they sweated their asses off.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sun Aug 31, 2025 12:46 pm The 2 rocker wannabes in my senior HS class were too cool to wear shorts on our Disney trip. I'm sure that they sweated their asses off.
Were they named "TheDeadBastard" and "DangerZone"? :lol:
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Obviously Steve Walsh from Kansas.
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Well, we all know the answer to "how long" now.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Sun Aug 31, 2025 2:51 pm Well, we all know the answer to "how long" now.
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