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Maybe this thread will help you find your answer:

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=186342
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manofmetal wrote:Any guys here 'accidently' forgot to tell there girlfriend that they were about to blow their load whilst recieving head and then proceeded to blow one in her mouth? If so, what was the reaction?

Also, any girls had their man do this to them? How did you react?

Im curious as i did it the other night and had no ill will towards me, i might try it again :P
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manofmetal wrote:Any guys here 'accidently' forgot to tell there girlfriend that they were about to blow their load whilst recieving head and then proceeded to blow one in her mouth? If so, what was the reaction?
Bitch woke me up. Can you believe it?!
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Burgundytrash wrote:if I have to eat her to cumming
Have to? Only once, then?

With that attitude it's no wonder you aren't God's gift to female orgasms, like me.
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Not swallowing will get you... Bukkakeed
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manofmetal wrote:
RPBitch wrote:Maybe this thread will help you find your answer:

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=186342
So you would bite off a guys dick if he didnt tell you he was about to come?

Damn, im glad ive never had a blowjob from a psycho like you!
Yes, yes I would. A courtesy tap is always appreciated.
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That's a damn shame.

You're British.... You don't have to hope.
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Burgundytrash wrote:course I'd give RP a lickin and keep on tickin'
Weren't you in Thor?


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Burgundytrash wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Burgundytrash wrote:if I have to eat her to cumming
Have to? Only once, then?

With that attitude it's no wonder you aren't God's gift to female orgasms, like me.
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Jaw gets sore?

You're supposed to use your tongue, not your chin.

NO WONDER she's only getting off ONCE .. if that!
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Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
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grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE
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*shudders*

and not in a good way.
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grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
:lol: Because these circumstances apply here more often than we realize?
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Burgundytrash wrote:its usually not once...but multiples...
Sore jaw,

I think you'd better stick to Thor and leave the lingual arts to us experts.

Seriously.

If you were doing it right, you wouldn't use the words "have to" - to begin with.
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TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:
grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE
Jesus Christ! That's all kinds of fucked up!

"What's a sanitary pad?"
"Come on, Jill, I'll show you. I'm on my period now. Let's go into the bathroom."

I thought she was going to pull her pants down and show her a bloody rag.

OH JESUS FUCK ME. SHE DID!!!
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RPBitch wrote:
TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:
grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE
Jesus Christ! That's all kinds of fucked up!

"What's a sanitary pad?"
"Come on, Jill, I'll show you. I'm on my period now. Let's go into the bathroom."

I thought she was going to pull her pants down and show her a bloody rag.

OH JESUS FUCK ME. SHE DID!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's child abuse. "See how it sticks to my panties?"

That kid has to be fucked in the head now. And the bitch on the toilet never got another acting job.

"Susie, will you show me again?" GAY! YOU MADE HER QUEER!
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And this was the next video....

Breast Feeding at 8.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74

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Racist? You're a black brit?

I've always posted about how I can't stand the British since they started shitting up the boards with their tardspeak years ago.
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grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
The answer is in the question, Gray!
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Burgundytrash wrote:
of course I am hung like gene...

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My retarded posts don't sound anything like the shit you people spew.

I'm not racist. Just a fuckload of prejudiced.
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Burgundytrash wrote:if I have to eat her to cumming she better do the same for me!!!!
If you have to?

"Eat her to cumming"? :lol:

God. *shakes head*
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TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:
grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I realize I'm late to this, but...I'm in complete shock.

"Let's pretend you're having your period! Let's make believe that blood's coming out from inside your body from an opening between your legs now!"

Get Susie on some birth control...the bitch's pad looked like a murder scene. And the dog at the end! God, I'm getting the shakes.
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manofmetal wrote:Any guys here 'accidently' forgot to tell there girlfriend that they were about to blow their load whilst recieving head and then proceeded to blow one in her mouth? If so, what was the reaction?

Also, any girls had their man do this to them? How did you react?

Im curious as i did it the other night and had no ill will towards me, i might try it again :P
I've never had this problem. Unless you're blowing loads like a ninja, all quiet as a churchmouse, it's pretty much a non-issue. Either that or the chick's never given a blowjob before. A pro knows the score and knows what's going to happen and when.

If you ever hear "FUCK! You didn't tell me you were going to come!," your reply should be "What are you, fucking stupid?"
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manofmetal wrote:
haha, my girl took it like a pro, although once she tasted the salt she took it out and i spunked on her boobies. Alls good.
That's almost sig worthy. Almost.
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manofmetal wrote:haha, my girl took it like a pro, although once she tasted the salt she took it out and i spunked on her boobies. Alls good.
Clearly it was your charm that seduced this fair maiden.
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Man, one chick used to spit it back into my navel cavity and giggle about it. "Thanks bitch, now I have a sticky stomach and a runny mess when I stand up to clean this shit off. Yeah, laugh it up. You just wait."
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Iron Duck wrote:Man, one chick used to spit it back into my navel cavity and giggle about it. "Thanks bitch, now I have a sticky stomach and a runny mess when I stand up to clean this shit off. Yeah, laugh it up. You just wait."
Wait for what? It appears as though she did this more than once so she obviously outsmarted you.
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LOL@ "accidently".
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