BlowJob Question....
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What kind of little bitch tells a girl he is cumming?manofmetal wrote:Any guys here 'accidently' forgot to tell there girlfriend that they were about to blow their load whilst recieving head and then proceeded to blow one in her mouth? If so, what was the reaction?
Also, any girls had their man do this to them? How did you react?
Im curious as i did it the other night and had no ill will towards me, i might try it again
Let her figure it out.
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Bitch woke me up. Can you believe it?!manofmetal wrote:Any guys here 'accidently' forgot to tell there girlfriend that they were about to blow their load whilst recieving head and then proceeded to blow one in her mouth? If so, what was the reaction?
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Have to? Only once, then?Burgundytrash wrote:if I have to eat her to cumming
With that attitude it's no wonder you aren't God's gift to female orgasms, like me.
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Not swallowing will get you... Bukkakeed
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Yes, yes I would. A courtesy tap is always appreciated.manofmetal wrote:So you would bite off a guys dick if he didnt tell you he was about to come?
Damn, im glad ive never had a blowjob from a psycho like you!
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That's a damn shame.
You're British.... You don't have to hope.
You're British.... You don't have to hope.
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Weren't you in Thor?Burgundytrash wrote:course I'd give RP a lickin and keep on tickin'

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Jaw gets sore?Burgundytrash wrote:oh I'm good at what I do but with some its work and the jaw gets sore so if I put in my work and she gets off I better get mine too! fair is fair!cantstopthemusic wrote:Have to? Only once, then?Burgundytrash wrote:if I have to eat her to cumming
With that attitude it's no wonder you aren't God's gift to female orgasms, like me.
You're supposed to use your tongue, not your chin.
NO WONDER she's only getting off ONCE .. if that!
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Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaEgrayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?

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*shudders*
and not in a good way.
and not in a good way.
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grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?

Trent Reznor wrote:[Metal Sludge is] populated mainly by unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex with guys in bands.
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Sore jaw,Burgundytrash wrote:its usually not once...but multiples...
I think you'd better stick to Thor and leave the lingual arts to us experts.
Seriously.
If you were doing it right, you wouldn't use the words "have to" - to begin with.
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Jesus Christ! That's all kinds of fucked up!TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaEgrayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
"What's a sanitary pad?"
"Come on, Jill, I'll show you. I'm on my period now. Let's go into the bathroom."
I thought she was going to pull her pants down and show her a bloody rag.
OH JESUS FUCK ME. SHE DID!!!
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RPBitch wrote:Jesus Christ! That's all kinds of fucked up!TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaEgrayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
"What's a sanitary pad?"
"Come on, Jill, I'll show you. I'm on my period now. Let's go into the bathroom."
I thought she was going to pull her pants down and show her a bloody rag.
OH JESUS FUCK ME. SHE DID!!!




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That's child abuse. "See how it sticks to my panties?"
That kid has to be fucked in the head now. And the bitch on the toilet never got another acting job.
"Susie, will you show me again?" GAY! YOU MADE HER QUEER!
That kid has to be fucked in the head now. And the bitch on the toilet never got another acting job.
"Susie, will you show me again?" GAY! YOU MADE HER QUEER!
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Racist? You're a black brit?
I've always posted about how I can't stand the British since they started shitting up the boards with their tardspeak years ago.
I've always posted about how I can't stand the British since they started shitting up the boards with their tardspeak years ago.
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The answer is in the question, Gray!grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?

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My retarded posts don't sound anything like the shit you people spew.
I'm not racist. Just a fuckload of prejudiced.
I'm not racist. Just a fuckload of prejudiced.
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If you have to?Burgundytrash wrote:if I have to eat her to cumming she better do the same for me!!!!
"Eat her to cumming"?

God. *shakes head*

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I realize I'm late to this, but...I'm in complete shock.TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaEgrayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
"Let's pretend you're having your period! Let's make believe that blood's coming out from inside your body from an opening between your legs now!"
Get Susie on some birth control...the bitch's pad looked like a murder scene. And the dog at the end! God, I'm getting the shakes.
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I've never had this problem. Unless you're blowing loads like a ninja, all quiet as a churchmouse, it's pretty much a non-issue. Either that or the chick's never given a blowjob before. A pro knows the score and knows what's going to happen and when.manofmetal wrote:Any guys here 'accidently' forgot to tell there girlfriend that they were about to blow their load whilst recieving head and then proceeded to blow one in her mouth? If so, what was the reaction?
Also, any girls had their man do this to them? How did you react?
Im curious as i did it the other night and had no ill will towards me, i might try it again
If you ever hear "FUCK! You didn't tell me you were going to come!," your reply should be "What are you, fucking stupid?"
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That's almost sig worthy. Almost.manofmetal wrote:
haha, my girl took it like a pro, although once she tasted the salt she took it out and i spunked on her boobies. Alls good.
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Clearly it was your charm that seduced this fair maiden.manofmetal wrote:haha, my girl took it like a pro, although once she tasted the salt she took it out and i spunked on her boobies. Alls good.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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Man, one chick used to spit it back into my navel cavity and giggle about it. "Thanks bitch, now I have a sticky stomach and a runny mess when I stand up to clean this shit off. Yeah, laugh it up. You just wait."
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Wait for what? It appears as though she did this more than once so she obviously outsmarted you.Iron Duck wrote:Man, one chick used to spit it back into my navel cavity and giggle about it. "Thanks bitch, now I have a sticky stomach and a runny mess when I stand up to clean this shit off. Yeah, laugh it up. You just wait."
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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