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Over the years, Sludge has been a veritable smorgasbord of tards - an all-you-can-ridicule buffet for the intellectually superior to pick from and play with. Clearly there's a new tard on the menu, and it goes by the name of HMJ and it looks like this:
Not since RockNRev stood on a pile of snow while leaning on a late 80's model minivan has such blatant douchebaggery been captured in a picture. I showed this picture to Bill Gazarri's headstone and the words "1986 was fuckin' great" appeared on it.
This thread is long overdue and should be used not only as a clearinghouse for all of the stupid shit that falls from his hairbrush clutching hands and onto the internet, but to make fun of his laughable existence in general.
Commence.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
He's a total fucking retardofaggot but I can't stay mad at him. He's like a pug or something, you get annoyed at it for eating out of the trash but then you think "Aww, give him a break, his brain is tiny" and start stroking him behind the ears.
canadianhavoc wrote:His comments regarding Egypt were idiotic at an almost biblical level.
Nunose wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:59 am
Goddamn this shit is exhausting...and people still believe his shit.
You can tell all the people who have been bought and paid for by big pharma
Seriously though, it would be kinda awesome if she shot HMJ through the skull after she's done murdering Deathcurse. I think we'd have to petition the mod to reinstate her account if she did that.
Nunose wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:59 am
Goddamn this shit is exhausting...and people still believe his shit.
You can tell all the people who have been bought and paid for by big pharma
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
EvilRockPosh wrote:He's a total fucking retardofaggot but I can't stay mad at him. He's like a pug or something, you get annoyed at it for eating out of the trash but then you think "Aww, give him a break, his brain is tiny" and start stroking him behind the ears.
canadianhavoc wrote:His comments regarding Egypt were idiotic at an almost biblical level.
That pic he took in his bathroom mirror reminds me of Tattooed Lyin'.
"Moving on, is a simple thing...what it leaves behind is hard. You know the sleeping feel no more pain...and the living all are scarred." -- Megadeth's "A Tout Le Monde"
Satan posted a funny photoshop of him marching with a guitar or something that I don't feel like searching for.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
Here's HMJ missing the point of the discussion in the Subway thread:
bane wrote:
HMJ wrote:I love how people act like their only meal options are their fast food restaurant options. Go to a fucking grocery store.
Discussing the merits of a fast food joint isn't the same thing as saying those are your only options. Just sayin'. I avoid fast food for the most part, but come on. Everybody breaks down and hits a drive thru from time to time.
Keep in mind that he wrote this in the What's in Yer Fridge? thread:
HMJ wrote:Don't have one. I live day to day on a daily food budget of $10.
It gives me something to look forward to.
So I guess when he shops for groceries, he doesn't get anything perishable.
sirrloin wrote:
There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
Endless Yodel wrote:
Keep in mind that he wrote this in the What's in Yer Fridge? thread:
HMJ wrote:Don't have one. I live day to day on a daily food budget of $10.
It gives me something to look forward to.
LMGDAO!!!!
Seriously? This tool says he doesn't have a fridge?
Apparently. I was shocked when I read that. Is his landlord too cheap to spring for one?? It's hardly a luxury item like a dishwasher. I'm imagining HMJ living in a rat trap with a hot plate and Murphy bed and community bathroom. Not having a refrigerator precludes the health-conscious sort from stocking up on things like fresh produce and soy milk.
sirrloin wrote:
There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
HMJ wrote:
I know, ain't that grand? It only took me a few glances of shit like "Motorhead sucks, Lemmy can't sing" and "Jellyfish need to reunite!!!" before I said fuck asking this board for musican opinions. I come here to make fun of old people and occasionally find a new band.
Butthurt much?
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
However, when whoever is in the audience replies "No." that means that someone is in fact there. A sole speech balloon extending from HMJ's mouth with the words "Is anybody out there? Anybody? Hello..." would've packed far more comedic punch. Helping him right along, I am.
sirrloin wrote:
There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
Has he ever explained what's going on in that clip? Who thought that was a good idea HMJ? You understand that makes you look like the biggest fucking dolt ever to take stage?
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
at those last two posts.
