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I'm beginning to think Jesus has already come back as the QB for Denver. Even if that turns out to be true, I bet Elway will still not be happy with him.
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He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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Tebows god is awesome!
Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
4.Bronco 59 FG
5.tore the ball from the loser RB on 3rd down in FG range
6.51FG
bring on Pussy Brady..NEXT!
Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
4.Bronco 59 FG
5.tore the ball from the loser RB on 3rd down in FG range
6.51FG
bring on Pussy Brady..NEXT!
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I can't believe the Cowboys are going to piss the NFC East away.
Poor Jerry Jones looked like he was going to smack his bratty grandson(?) in the suite.
Poor Jerry Jones looked like he was going to smack his bratty grandson(?) in the suite.
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My Jets are somewhere around average.
But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
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I'm starting to think the Jets might easily win out!Tommy wrote:My Jets are somewhere around average.
But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
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But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
G-men scare me.
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I'm a Patriots fan and I thought the unnecessary roughness call on London Fletcher was bullshit.

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Bears weren't in a prevent. They were still in cover 2. The safeties were farther back than normal though.LAglamrocker wrote:Tebows god is awesome!
Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
4.Bronco 59 FG
5.tore the ball from the loser RB on 3rd down in FG range
6.51FG
bring on Pussy Brady..NEXT!
I can forgive Barber for fumbling, but the running out of bounds would mean pushups for a high school RB let alone a 7 year veteran. That was a brainfart of Leon Lett proportions.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.johnk5150 wrote:Bears weren't in a prevent. They were still in cover 2. The safeties were farther back than normal though.LAglamrocker wrote:Tebows god is awesome!
Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
4.Bronco 59 FG
5.tore the ball from the loser RB on 3rd down in FG range
6.51FG
bring on Pussy Brady..NEXT!
I can forgive Barber for fumbling, but the running out of bounds would mean pushups for a high school RB let alone a 7 year veteran. That was a brainfart of Leon Lett proportions.
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Yeah that was fucking ridiculous and everybody knows it.WTF wrote:I'm a Patriots fan and I thought the unnecessary roughness call on London Fletcher was bullshit.
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Is that head referee about the worst in the league?Crazy Levi wrote:Yeah that was fucking ridiculous and everybody knows it.WTF wrote:I'm a Patriots fan and I thought the unnecessary roughness call on London Fletcher was bullshit.
Even Brady said, “I thought it was a really clean play by him,” Brady said Monday on WEEI radio in Boston. “I think we’re pretty fortunate we got the call.”
Oh, and then Triplette saying the call was for a blow to the head. What the fuck?


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I fucking hate Jerry Angelo. When teams like the Texans lose their QB, they were smart enough to have at least someone serviceable as a backup. Makes me appreciate Cutler that much more seeing what the other options are. They won't beat the Seahawks this week.bane wrote:That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.
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ha ha 1 extreme ESPN jackoff is finally humbled!! His Tebow HATE was legendary for 5 weeks and before his rookie year!
Suck It Steven "A" BITCH, ha ha
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Suck It Steven "A" BITCH, ha ha
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My only guess was he realized how moronic it would be to call Fletch for hitting on the slide, so he went with forearm to cover his ass.WTF wrote: Oh, and then Triplette saying the call was for a blow to the head. What the fuck?
Just pick up the flag douchebag...you see refs pick up the flag all the time on stuff...NEVER seen it on a personal foul.
15 yards is a shit-ton of real estate in a close game. It might be time to add certain penalties (pass interference, personal fouls) to things that you can challenge/review. I don't see why not.
During replay's first go-round in the late 80s they used to review PI calls all the time.
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I'm really surprised they didn't give McNabb a shot. Admit it...you are too.johnk5150 wrote:I fucking hate Jerry Angelo. When teams like the Texans lose their QB, they were smart enough to have at least someone serviceable as a backup. Makes me appreciate Cutler that much more seeing what the other options are. They won't beat the Seahawks this week.bane wrote:That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
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It was just the Cowboy that's still in Barberjohnk5150 wrote:I can forgive Barber for fumbling, but the running out of bounds would mean pushups for a high school RB let alone a 7 year veteran. That was a brainfart of Leon Lett proportions.



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Having a #3 guy step up like Houston has is pretty much unheard of. I think it says more about Yates than it does the Texans. They took a flyer on the guy and it's working out so far. Kubiak is a pretty damn good QB coach though.johnk5150 wrote:I fucking hate Jerry Angelo. When teams like the Texans lose their QB, they were smart enough to have at least someone serviceable as a backup. Makes me appreciate Cutler that much more seeing what the other options are. They won't beat the Seahawks this week.bane wrote:That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
Who else thinks Barber must be Salutatorian to Garret's Valedictorian in the Cowboys school of clock management?
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if Tebow wasnt a college icon, he was Broncos #4 guy. He got to be #2 to "shut up" the fans. Now look at him
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Tebow was a first round pick with NFL experience and expectations of being the starter coming in to camp. Not remotely the same thing.LAglamrocker wrote:if Tebow wasnt a college icon, he was Broncos #4 guy. He got to be #2 to "shut up" the fans. Now look at him
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K.C. fires Haley, Phins fire Sparano.
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The game was B.S.Crazy Levi wrote:I can't believe the Cowboys are going to piss the NFC East away.
Poor Jerry Jones looked like he was going to smack his bratty grandson(?) in the suite.
The only person who deserves a smack is Ryan.
Either his defensive schemes suck or the players are unable to apply the scheme correctly.
Was Eli even touched last night?
Where was Spencer? Where was T. Newman-Oh yeah, he was the guy who dropped an INT and then gave up big plays over and over again.

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Ryan deserves a smack just for the way he looks.Machado wrote: The only person who deserves a smack is Ryan.

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I have had enough of his "confused" facial expressions.WTF wrote:Ryan deserves a smack just for the way he looks.Machado wrote: The only person who deserves a smack is Ryan.
Where is the tight man to man coverage when necessary.
Where is the zone blitz or not blitzing at all if the secondary
is weak?

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Next week may be one of the rare times I root for the Steelers in my life. The Niners need to drop one more for my Saints to move to #2.
And I can't really explain Tebow. The dude is just a ball of enthusiasm and energy out on the field and he's fucking fun to watch. The fact that he continues to dramatically win is just upping the entertainment value. I cheering for him like an idiot on Sunday. He may never be in this situation again but as for this season, man this stuff is GOLD.
Next week. Tebow. Brady. Put it on PPV.
And I can't really explain Tebow. The dude is just a ball of enthusiasm and energy out on the field and he's fucking fun to watch. The fact that he continues to dramatically win is just upping the entertainment value. I cheering for him like an idiot on Sunday. He may never be in this situation again but as for this season, man this stuff is GOLD.
Next week. Tebow. Brady. Put it on PPV.

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Fans and the media should be calling the last THREE wins they're praising Tebow for as "Prater Mania."
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I wasn't aware of Prater driving the team to within FG range, during those games.Bourbon Cowboy wrote:Fans and the media should be calling the last THREE wins they're praising Tebow for as "Prater Mania."
Yes, he (Prater) has been NAILS - absolutely.
It's not just fans and media - it's current (and former) coaches and star NFL players.
They are winning as a TEAM - feeding off each other, with Tebow being the one supplying the contagious ATTITUDE and WILL TO WIN that the ENTIRE team is rallying around. They BELIEVE IN each other, 100%.
The defense feeds off the offense and vice versa. The offense isn't turning it over and the defense is keeping the game to a manageable margin.
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Pretty boring game by two sloppy, poor NFC West teams.
Seattle looks they are in better shape the Rams seem to have made no progress at all.
This Seattle team is at least as good as last season's division "winners."
Seattle looks they are in better shape the Rams seem to have made no progress at all.
This Seattle team is at least as good as last season's division "winners."