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I'm beginning to think Jesus has already come back as the QB for Denver. Even if that turns out to be true, I bet Elway will still not be happy with him.
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Tebows god is awesome!

Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
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I can't believe the Cowboys are going to piss the NFC East away.

Poor Jerry Jones looked like he was going to smack his bratty grandson(?) in the suite.
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My Jets are somewhere around average.

But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
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Tommy wrote:My Jets are somewhere around average.

But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
I'm starting to think the Jets might easily win out!
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:My Jets are somewhere around average.

But HOLY HELL the Chiefs suck!
I'm starting to think the Jets might easily win out!

G-men scare me.
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I'm a Patriots fan and I thought the unnecessary roughness call on London Fletcher was bullshit.
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LAglamrocker wrote:Tebows god is awesome!

Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
4.Bronco 59 FG
5.tore the ball from the loser RB on 3rd down in FG range
6.51FG

bring on Pussy Brady..NEXT!
Bears weren't in a prevent. They were still in cover 2. The safeties were farther back than normal though.

I can forgive Barber for fumbling, but the running out of bounds would mean pushups for a high school RB let alone a 7 year veteran. That was a brainfart of Leon Lett proportions.
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johnk5150 wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:Tebows god is awesome!

Tebows God
1. made Bears go prevent D
2. gave that loser RB a push to get him out of bounds to stop the clock,ha,ha
3. gave Bears onside kick
4.Bronco 59 FG
5.tore the ball from the loser RB on 3rd down in FG range
6.51FG

bring on Pussy Brady..NEXT!
Bears weren't in a prevent. They were still in cover 2. The safeties were farther back than normal though.

I can forgive Barber for fumbling, but the running out of bounds would mean pushups for a high school RB let alone a 7 year veteran. That was a brainfart of Leon Lett proportions.
That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
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WTF wrote:I'm a Patriots fan and I thought the unnecessary roughness call on London Fletcher was bullshit.
Yeah that was fucking ridiculous and everybody knows it.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WTF wrote:I'm a Patriots fan and I thought the unnecessary roughness call on London Fletcher was bullshit.
Yeah that was fucking ridiculous and everybody knows it.
Is that head referee about the worst in the league?

Even Brady said, “I thought it was a really clean play by him,” Brady said Monday on WEEI radio in Boston. “I think we’re pretty fortunate we got the call.”

Oh, and then Triplette saying the call was for a blow to the head. What the fuck? :lol:
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Crazy Levi wrote:Poor Jerry Jones looked like he was going to smack his bratty grandson(?) in the suite.
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bane wrote:That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
I fucking hate Jerry Angelo. When teams like the Texans lose their QB, they were smart enough to have at least someone serviceable as a backup. Makes me appreciate Cutler that much more seeing what the other options are. They won't beat the Seahawks this week.
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ha ha 1 extreme ESPN jackoff is finally humbled!! His Tebow HATE was legendary for 5 weeks and before his rookie year!

Suck It Steven "A" BITCH, ha ha

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WTF wrote: Oh, and then Triplette saying the call was for a blow to the head. What the fuck? :lol:
My only guess was he realized how moronic it would be to call Fletch for hitting on the slide, so he went with forearm to cover his ass.

Just pick up the flag douchebag...you see refs pick up the flag all the time on stuff...NEVER seen it on a personal foul.

15 yards is a shit-ton of real estate in a close game. It might be time to add certain penalties (pass interference, personal fouls) to things that you can challenge/review. I don't see why not.

During replay's first go-round in the late 80s they used to review PI calls all the time.
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johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
I fucking hate Jerry Angelo. When teams like the Texans lose their QB, they were smart enough to have at least someone serviceable as a backup. Makes me appreciate Cutler that much more seeing what the other options are. They won't beat the Seahawks this week.
I'm really surprised they didn't give McNabb a shot. Admit it...you are too.
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johnk5150 wrote:I can forgive Barber for fumbling, but the running out of bounds would mean pushups for a high school RB let alone a 7 year veteran. That was a brainfart of Leon Lett proportions.
It was just the Cowboy that's still in Barber :mrgreen:

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johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:That had to be a tough loss to stomach. I find myself rooting for Tebow now. I don't know how that guy keeps doing it, but he's doing it.
I fucking hate Jerry Angelo. When teams like the Texans lose their QB, they were smart enough to have at least someone serviceable as a backup. Makes me appreciate Cutler that much more seeing what the other options are. They won't beat the Seahawks this week.
Having a #3 guy step up like Houston has is pretty much unheard of. I think it says more about Yates than it does the Texans. They took a flyer on the guy and it's working out so far. Kubiak is a pretty damn good QB coach though.

Who else thinks Barber must be Salutatorian to Garret's Valedictorian in the Cowboys school of clock management?
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if Tebow wasnt a college icon, he was Broncos #4 guy. He got to be #2 to "shut up" the fans. Now look at him
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LAglamrocker wrote:if Tebow wasnt a college icon, he was Broncos #4 guy. He got to be #2 to "shut up" the fans. Now look at him
Tebow was a first round pick with NFL experience and expectations of being the starter coming in to camp. Not remotely the same thing.
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Crazy Levi wrote:I can't believe the Cowboys are going to piss the NFC East away.

Poor Jerry Jones looked like he was going to smack his bratty grandson(?) in the suite.
The game was B.S.
The only person who deserves a smack is Ryan.
Either his defensive schemes suck or the players are unable to apply the scheme correctly.
Was Eli even touched last night?
Where was Spencer? Where was T. Newman-Oh yeah, he was the guy who dropped an INT and then gave up big plays over and over again.
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Machado wrote: The only person who deserves a smack is Ryan.
Ryan deserves a smack just for the way he looks.
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote: The only person who deserves a smack is Ryan.
Ryan deserves a smack just for the way he looks.
I have had enough of his "confused" facial expressions.

Where is the tight man to man coverage when necessary.
Where is the zone blitz or not blitzing at all if the secondary
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Next week may be one of the rare times I root for the Steelers in my life. The Niners need to drop one more for my Saints to move to #2.

And I can't really explain Tebow. The dude is just a ball of enthusiasm and energy out on the field and he's fucking fun to watch. The fact that he continues to dramatically win is just upping the entertainment value. I cheering for him like an idiot on Sunday. He may never be in this situation again but as for this season, man this stuff is GOLD.

Next week. Tebow. Brady. Put it on PPV.
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Fans and the media should be calling the last THREE wins they're praising Tebow for as "Prater Mania."
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Bourbon Cowboy wrote:Fans and the media should be calling the last THREE wins they're praising Tebow for as "Prater Mania."
I wasn't aware of Prater driving the team to within FG range, during those games.

Yes, he (Prater) has been NAILS - absolutely.

It's not just fans and media - it's current (and former) coaches and star NFL players.

They are winning as a TEAM - feeding off each other, with Tebow being the one supplying the contagious ATTITUDE and WILL TO WIN that the ENTIRE team is rallying around. They BELIEVE IN each other, 100%.

The defense feeds off the offense and vice versa. The offense isn't turning it over and the defense is keeping the game to a manageable margin.
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Pretty boring game by two sloppy, poor NFC West teams.

Seattle looks they are in better shape the Rams seem to have made no progress at all.

This Seattle team is at least as good as last season's division "winners."
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