Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.
Single ply toilet paper
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Re: Single ply toilet paper
I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.
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Re: Single ply toilet paper
It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).
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I do most of my defecating at work.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.
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Re: Single ply toilet paper
I have had multiple long hospital stays and lemme tell you, single ply only adds to the misery.
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