Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.
Single ply toilet paper
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Re: Single ply toilet paper
I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.
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It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).
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I do most of my defecating at work.Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.
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Re: Single ply toilet paper
I have had multiple long hospital stays and lemme tell you, single ply only adds to the misery.
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Re: Single ply toilet paper
I bet you lucky guys never had this stuff BITD:

Izal antiseptic toilet roll. It was common at schools, and one set of my grandparents also bought it, at least until the early 80s. From https://sheffielder.net/2020/04/02/izal ... to-health/, "Shiny on one side, rough on the other, experience showed that the paper was better at smearing rather than cleaning, and children of a certain age remember it better as being a useful musical instrument (comb and paper), as well as an excellent tracing paper."

Izal antiseptic toilet roll. It was common at schools, and one set of my grandparents also bought it, at least until the early 80s. From https://sheffielder.net/2020/04/02/izal ... to-health/, "Shiny on one side, rough on the other, experience showed that the paper was better at smearing rather than cleaning, and children of a certain age remember it better as being a useful musical instrument (comb and paper), as well as an excellent tracing paper."
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