Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.

I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:23 am I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

That’s a realistic reason to use.
You get a pass

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

I have had multiple long hospital stays and lemme tell you, single ply only adds to the misery.

I bet you lucky guys never had this stuff BITD:

Izal antiseptic toilet roll. It was common at schools, and one set of my grandparents also bought it, at least until the early 80s. From https://sheffielder.net/2020/04/02/izal ... to-health/, "Shiny on one side, rough on the other, experience showed that the paper was better at smearing rather than cleaning, and children of a certain age remember it better as being a useful musical instrument (comb and paper), as well as an excellent tracing paper."