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Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.

I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

Mojo wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:23 am I grew up in a house with septic system issues. We used it. It’s like wiping your ass with sea foam. Your finger goes right through it. We installed bidets and that helped a lot.

That’s a realistic reason to use.
You get a pass

It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

I have had multiple long hospital stays and lemme tell you, single ply only adds to the misery.

I bet you lucky guys never had this stuff BITD:

Izal antiseptic toilet roll. It was common at schools, and one set of my grandparents also bought it, at least until the early 80s. From https://sheffielder.net/2020/04/02/izal ... to-health/, "Shiny on one side, rough on the other, experience showed that the paper was better at smearing rather than cleaning, and children of a certain age remember it better as being a useful musical instrument (comb and paper), as well as an excellent tracing paper."

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:51 pm

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

You do that too? I mean pooping at work before any of my coworkers arrive?

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 10:58 am Any of you cheapskates use this?
Ever get poop on your fingers?
Had a friend way back whose dad would buy double ply and make family members peel them apart for single ply.

Are you using one single sheet of TP to wipe your poo?

Spin the roll like 20 or 30 times and grab a big-ass pile like normal people. Fuck the environment.

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Wed Jul 16, 2025 10:04 am

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:51 pm

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:13 pm It's what they use in the office, but I will myself to not shit there. My stallmates sound and smell like they live on a diet of laxatives. At home, we use the nice soft stuff (whatever it is....the wife buys all the groceries, so I don't know the brand).

I do most of my defecating at work.
I get there a half hour before anyone else.
I let her eat.

You do that too? I mean pooping at work before any of my coworkers arrive?

Or after, I don’t really care

A couple of years ago, there was a thread about bidets. I recall Stevie being a skeptic, as was I. I went to Japan last summer and did not partake of the robo-bidet-toilet-wifi-artificial intelligence technology, being a skeptic. My wife bought one a couple of months later, and I gave it a test drive - and there is no turning back. Once learning proper technique, I could lower my standards to single ply. There is nothing to wipe except a little water. Not going to though. I enjoy the pillowy softness of two-ply.

I have been forced to use it outside of my home, but I enjoy a clean booty, and refuse to settle for tissue paper to wipe my ass. Baby wipes are also a must when there is no bidet access. Essentials for proper hygiene.

I double up even with double ply, single ply is not recommended unless you eat with one hand ??

when COVID came around I was wondering what to use if there was no TP around, turns out the Romans used sponges

I never got that desperate

mrsnikkisixx wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 6:47 pm I have been forced to use it outside of my home, but I enjoy a clean booty, and refuse to settle for tissue paper to wipe my ass. Baby wipes are also a must when there is no bidet access. Essentials for proper hygiene.

Baby wipes are bad for toilet.
Even if they say flushable.

VinnieVincentsVag wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 11:52 am

mrsnikkisixx wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 6:47 pm I have been forced to use it outside of my home, but I enjoy a clean booty, and refuse to settle for tissue paper to wipe my ass. Baby wipes are also a must when there is no bidet access. Essentials for proper hygiene.

Baby wipes are bad for toilet.
Even if they say flushable.

Yeah, Mattley isn't going to be happy when they move in together and she clogs his toilet with baby wipes.