The 18th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:39 pm

The ballad of where the fuck are you Voodoo....

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
They seek him every fucking where,
Voodoo left without a care
Dropped the band in shit
Now that ain't fair.

Voodoo,voodoo you fucking cunt
The bare faced cheek you ave some
front.
You took the money and you ran,
You even took our fucking van.

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
They seek him every fucking where,
Voodoo left without a care
Dropped the band in shit
Now that ain't fair.

Voodoo dude we were like brothers
We were tighter than hell like no
others,
What the hell happened where did
you go,
What the hell happened wheres our
dough,

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
They seek him every fucking where,
Voodoo left without a care
Dropped the band in shit
Now that ain't fair.

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
They seek him every fucking where,
Voodoo left without a care
Dropped the band in shit
Now that ain't fair.

Fade out...........

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:55 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Elise can't issue a challenge because she's NOT IN THE BAND!

Fine - do Nicko's

Nice save attempt, Turbo. How unfortunate for you to have to make a Pee-Wee Hermanesque "I meant to do that" post after flexing on my reading comprehension skills.

And let's not forget how you came to be in this band in the first place.

Some good submissions so far. And some crap. Scores to come.

< Running shit.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:29 am

If that was the case, I would have just edited it. Maybe it's just me, but I'd swear that someone sounds a wittle pissy that they got flexed on.

You running shit?

Care to put that to a vote, Ozone?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Rainbow Bright · Post by **Rainbow Bright** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:44 am

A Freestyle about Dan "The Man" Hibiki:

Yo yo I'm Dan The Man,
Enemy of The Shadaloo Clan
Beat your ass with my master plan
Sakiyo style in your face!

I put Akuma in his motherfuckin place
Rubbed Ryu's face in a puddle of paste
Went skeet skeet on Rose with great haste! (Haste!)
Rockin my pink Ghi all over the place!

Yahooo! I just grabbed Sakura's ass! (Yeahh!)
Punked out Sagat with a fistfull of class
Smash you up with like a fistfull of glass! (Yeah!!)
Rocked King of Fighters and slapped Ryo with a Bass

They call me Hibiki the king of fighters!
With Sakiyo power my opponents see stars!
Rollin taunts and a Kouryuken racks up the wins!
While Ryo and Robert shine my shoes!

The_Retarded®™ · Post by **The_Retarded®™** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:28 am

vOOdOO'S dA oNE dAT'S sO fAR aWAY
hIM gIVING uP dIS sWEET aSS gIG iS pRETTY fUCKING gAY-e-aY.
hIM nEVER gONNA bE hERE aGAIN,
mE tOUCHING mY pEEpEE aND mE jUST cAME.

cRABSHACKS iN mY fUTURE
wHILE vOOdOO'S sO fAR aWAY.
nO mORE pEEING iN mY pANTS,
nO mORE eATING dA pASTE.

dRUMMIN, e.e. cUMMINS
dROOLIN dROOLIN...
mE hOPE hIM'S nEVER cOMIN bACK aGAIN.

vOOdOO's dA oNE dAT'S sO fAR aWAY
hIM gIVING uP dIS sWEET aSS gIG iS pRETTY fUCKING gAY-e-aY.
hIM nEVER gONNA bE hERE aGAIN,
mE tOUCHING mY pEEpEE aND mE jUST cAME.

sTRAP mE hELMET oN mY hEAD,
tIGHTEN dA sTRAP bENEAF mY cHIN.
mE hOPE dAT vOOdOO iS sO dEAD,
cUZ mE rEALLY wANT tO wIN.

gROUPIES,pOOPY,
vOOdOO eATS dOO dOO
mE hOPE hIM'S nEVER cOMIN bACK aGAIN....

vOOdOO's dA oNE dAT'S sO fAR aWAY
hIM gIVING uP dIS sWEET aSS gIG iS pRETTY fUCKING gAY-e-aY.
hIM nEVER gONNA bE hERE aGAIN,
mE tOUCHING mY pEEpEE aND mE jUST cAME.
[repeat 4X]

pOO pOO, dOO dOO,
wOO wOO,vOOdOO.
[repeat]

vOOdOO's dA oNE dAT'S sO fAR aWAY
hIM gIVING uP dIS sWEET aSS gIG iS pRETTY fUCKING gAY-e-aY.
hIM nEVER gONNA bE hERE aGAIN,
mE tOUCHING mY pEEpEE aND mE jUST cAME.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:38 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
You running shit?

Care to put that to a vote, Ozone?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Ooh! A PAWPularity contest? How very.

Thanks, but I never aspired to be the mong prom king. Good luck with that.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:53 am

NickoLindseyBuckingham wrote:

Wait until me and deathcurse fuck in your bunk, Ace Jr.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:44 am

Your bunk is bigger than mine anyway, so that swap is a no-brainer. Just leave me a bud and change the sheets when you're done.

If I get crabs from anywhere but Joe's menu, I will burn the bus and salt the earth where it stood.

Back to business: Remember people, cutoff for submissions is 3pm, so make like Marion Berry and get cracking.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:59 am

Just leave me a bud and change the sheets when you're done.

Promise.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:20 am

My scores for the 2nd challenge.

Creep---9
Carman---5
POP----6
Deathcurse---7
Bobby---2
Sanity---10
Elise---6
TheRetarded---9

[/b]Totals after round 2 are as follows

The Creep---59.5

Carman---57

POP---30

deathcurse---61

bobby---30

Sanity---60

Elise---61

Alterednym---27

The Retarded----48 ( and this is without Ace's vote for the pic) ACE, place your vote for the tard please. Today is Ace's challenge.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:06 am

This contest is rigged! I have poured my heart and soul into this and all it has gotten me is shit on by just about every band member.

Ace turned his back on me, Hungwell Shmumwell obviously hates me and Stoner is so out of it that she no longer recognizes greatness.
At least Nicko has shown a little love by giving me a five and Monty has been the smartest one out of them all and just stayed clear of this trainwreck of a thread. I guess he's standing back just watching HIS band implode once more. I hate you all.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:50 am

2.5 points behind, it should be noted that my song is meant to be sung to only bongo drums

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:14 pm

Actually Carman, those scores do not include the scores from the 3rd (song) challenge. I am waiting for ace's challenge to give my scores and then tabulate the 3rd challelenge.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:29 pm

OK, POP, that was the shit. I give it a 9.

Elise had an 8, but gets one bonus point for putting it to a tune, so I could sing it, and another for the bonus nipple - 10

Deathcurse had a 6, but the Sheila E reference kicked it up to a 7.

Sanity, nice work, but I am not so bitter with my brother Voodoo, so - 7.

Everyone else, you know the drill. Take 5.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:34 pm

hey I... er... Kotzen sent you a zakk wylde poster a while back, that should count for something

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:40 pm

Sweet I got another fiver. Thanks Nicko.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:09 pm

Carmanowar wrote:hey I... er... Kotzen sent you a zakk wylde poster a while back, that should count for something

Good point.

I forgot to include that Carmanowar gets 8 points on general principle.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:05 pm

where is the next challenge?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:09 pm

Deathcurse - 10
Any song that ends with a shout out to me is clearly a winner, and the Sheila E reference was fucking brilliant. I wuv you, pookie. *lix*

POP - 9.5
You were the only one to include a kazoo solo, so you probably should have won this, but I still don't have a cockshot, so no victory for you!

Elise - 7
Yours actually made me laugh out loud, but again - there's that whole issue of you having a vagina. Don't worry, though - we're still hiring roadies.

The_Retarded - 7
Even though rhyming VooDoo with doo doo and poo poo is entirely predictable, I still giggled. I think you'd be a blast on the road, and I bet you've got some killer meds.

Carman - 7
Discernable choruses are a big thing for me, and you had none. That and your cock picture scared the piss out of me.

The_Creep - 6
C'mon -- haikus? The TMC challenge was a few days ago, man.

Bobby - 2

Not only did you copy and paste THE worst song ever, you only bothered to change one fucking word, and praytell, just what the fuck is this, boy?

I was going to add a kazoo solo to my song and then realized it's perfect the way it is.

NO MONTY'S CREW SONG IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A FUCKING KAZOO SOLO, YOU FUCKING MONG!!!!!!!1

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear your sole purpose in this competition is to piss me off.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:11 pm

Discernable choruses are a big thing for me, and you had none. That and your cock picture scared the piss out of me.

sweettits, that was me LIMP!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:17 pm

That picture gave me serious relapse issues, Carman.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:19 pm

i have that affect on people.... but dont all good musicians have that ONE person in the band? why should monety crew be any exception?

besides, my carolina kingsnake can write better songs than me

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:21 pm

also, i put stevie van darrel to shame, and you wanted to see it

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:28 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Bobby - 2

Not only did you copy and paste THE worst song ever, you only bothered to change one fucking word, and praytell, just what the fuck is this, boy?

I was going to add a kazoo solo to my song and then realized it's perfect the way it is.
NO MONTY'S CREW SONG IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A FUCKING KAZOO SOLO, YOU FUCKING MONG!!!!!!!1

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear your sole purpose in this competition is to piss me off.

I'll try harder next time.

I promise.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:13 pm

where is the next challenge? unless it is me going to bed and missing the 3pm deadline

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:18 pm

We are gonna have to wait for Ace to come up with something.

We could be here a while.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:19 pm

I'm not going over to his fucking house and see who can catch the most mice either.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:20 pm

Or see who can knock the most bats out of the sky with pantyhose.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:23 pm

Im not waiting around, I am outtie

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:19 pm

WHERE THE FUCK IS ACE??

Someone call Tommy Thayer already..........