The 18th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:34 pm

Told you it would be a while.

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:15 pm

Paging DJ Ashba.

He's replaced Ace once before. Let's give him a call...

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:55 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Deathcurse - 10
Any song that ends with a shout out to me is clearly a winner, and the Sheila E reference was fucking brilliant. I wuv you, pookie. *lix*

POP - 9.5
You were the only one to include a kazoo solo, so you probably should have won this, but I still don't have a cockshot, so no victory for you!

Elise - 7
Yours actually made me laugh out loud, but again - there's that whole issue of you having a vagina. Don't worry, though - we're still hiring roadies.

The_Retarded - 7
Even though rhyming VooDoo with doo doo and poo poo is entirely predictable, I still giggled. I think you'd be a blast on the road, and I bet you've got some killer meds.

Carman - 7
Discernable choruses are a big thing for me, and you had none. That and your cock picture scared the piss out of me.

The_Creep - 6
C'mon -- haikus? The TMC challenge was a few days ago, man.

Bobby - 2

Not only did you copy and paste THE worst song ever, you only bothered to change one fucking word, and praytell, just what the fuck is this, boy?

I was going to add a kazoo solo to my song and then realized it's perfect the way it is.
NO MONTY'S CREW SONG IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A FUCKING KAZOO SOLO, YOU FUCKING MONG!!!!!!!1

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear your sole purpose in this competition is to piss me off.

No points for me?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:17 pm

FUCK! I knew I was forgetting somebody.

You get a 9, mostly because I'm still swooning over the pic you drew for me.

Forgive me?

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:22 pm

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:47 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:FUCK! I knew I was forgetting somebody.

You get a 9, mostly because I'm still swooning over the pic you drew for me.

Forgive me?

Your forgiven.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:38 am

Ok. Ace is AWOL, so I'm going to step in with the next challenge.

Marketing: This is by far the most important factor in any band. Every member must be an uber-savy marketing guru.

The following is a list of bands and the song that they will cover.

REO Speedwagon-----Trapped Under Ice

Dio------Unskinny Bop

Judas Priest----2 Legit 2 Quit

Grim Reaper-----Bad Medicine

Poison------Hell Awaits

Krokus------My Prerogative ( Bobby Brown )

Venom-----Hand in my Pocket ( Alanis )

It is your job to pick one of the above and write a press release that would convince all who read it to not only give it a chance, but to BUY IT!

Get to it.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:42 am

I'd buy that album.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:57 am

UPDATED SCORES, After the 3rd Challenge

My scores are included in these totals. Ace will not vote in this round.

Bobby-----39

Carman-----77

Creep-------75.5

Elise------87

POP--------57.5

deathcurse-------88

Sanity-------75

Retarded-------63

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:53 am

Instead of participating in this challenge I'm gonna go look for Ace. The poor guy could be hurt and the only thing that you greedy fucks are worried about is your silly little band tryout.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:55 am

What good would a Monty's Crew reunion be if Ace is not even around?

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:56 am

bobbystoney wrote:Instead of participating in this challenge I'm gonna go look for Ace. The poor guy could be hurt and the only thing that you greedy fucks are worried about is your silly little band tryout.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:17 am

Who would have thought it but yes,one of rocks most prestigious frontmen
Ronnie James Dio, has taken it upon himself to release an album featuring
an array of songs from such artists as Poison,Tuff,Ozzy and many more.

One of the tracks on the album that stands out from the rest is Ronnie's rendition of Poisons Unskinny Bop.When asked about this Ronnie simply replied "well look at the guy, he is a quarter my age and doesn't even have his own hair. I thought I would at least try and give the track some dignity and after all I'm not getting any young and gyrating my hips gets riskier and riskier by the day".

Poison fans will be excited to know that another well known short guy of rock, CC Deville will be appearing alongside Dio on the track. When asked about this, Dio said "I want to recreate the song in all its glory, but this time around do it with a proper vocalist, After all we all know what its like when bands have a
substandard singer,take Black Sabbath these days, no way can Ozzy sing as good as me".

All we can say here at www.rocknrollwankshaft.com, is keep your eye open for this album to hit the shops, priced at $6.66

Free lifesize image of Dio in select cds for a limited time only at
www.cdunipervs.com.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:23 am

Hungwell wrote:UPDATED SCORES, After the 3rd Challenge

My scores are included in these totals. Ace will not vote in this round.

Bobby-----39

Carman-----77

Creep-------75.5

Elise------87

POP--------57.5

deathcurse-------88

Sanity-------75

Retarded-------63

I will vote damnit!!!

I was just getting back from Atlanta seeing if there was any chance Voodoo would come back and well folks the news is not good.........VOODOO IS OUR SYD BARRETT!!!!

TRUE........After spending hours in his fucking garden and going over the pros and cons of Miracle Grow and being told I could not see Voodoo Jr because they are doing this 2 year silent treatment on him.I came to the conclusion that Scientology,Drugs and Stoner did a number on our boy!!! He is truly fucked!
As I was leaving he came up to me and was all giggly and handed me something wrapped up in a napkin and said it was from his "special garden"

I had my pipe in hand ready to smoke the fuck out and from the napkins fell a chunk of Aloe Vera plant!!! I was fucking pissed!
In fact I was so pissed I had Ace Jr take a shit on his car hood and I stuffed 3 dead mice in his exhaust pipe!

I will be here with my votes as soon as possible.

Ace.......Out!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:27 am

Creep---6
Carman---6
POP----6
Deathcurse---8
Bobby---1
Sanity---10
Elise---7
TheRetarded---9

Those are my votes and I will pick the next challenge..since I was doing MC related work I should not be cheated!

Poor Voodoo!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:33 am

Did you get the van and the cash back off of him?

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:38 am

SanityClause wrote:Did you get the van and the cash back off of him?

Hell I gave him the beer money for the tour just to get him to shut up!!! He kept saying "You get to hang out with Vinnie Barbarino and Tom Cruise...blah.blah...blah!

He is living in the van there was nothing I could do!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:46 am

Damn, well at least you found him.
I hope you slashed the tyres though, just in case you need to find him again. Oh another thing, what about his drumkit, you know the one I'm talking about. The 7 pan kitchen deluxe with the nonstick hi-hat.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:14 am

SanityClause wrote:Damn, well at least you found him.
I hope you slashed the tyres though, just in case you need to find him again. Oh another thing, what about his drumkit, you know the one I'm talking about. The 7 pan kitchen deluxe with the nonstick hi-hat.

He traded it for some fern seeds!

What I found was not Voodoo but a shell of Voodoo!

I really cant say much more without weeping!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:18 am

But I will say this.............

Out on the streets for a living which has only begun WOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO Got you under thier thumb HIT IT

BLACK DIAMOND

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:35 am

Damn you Ace, I have spent all morning out looking for your ass and come to find out you was out trying to get Voodoo back in the band.

Yo, that's just weak bro.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:41 am

Sneaking up behind Ace with a machete is not called watching their back.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:27 pm

Cronos is back with Mantas and Abbadon to show kids like Danny Filth how it gets fucking DONE. Following the heels of their latest album, Metal Black, comes BLACK METAL TWO: NOT BLACK ENOUGH. Gone are the days when jocks in red hats rule the music scene. Dethrowned is Manowar. HERE IS TRUE VIOLENCE! HERE ARE TRUE KINGS OF METAL! HERE IS VENOM!

With their cover of "One hand in my pocket", they Rape Allanis Morrisette and place her severed head upon the pillar of Nosgoth, leading right into their new hit single, BLACK METAL TWO: NOT BLACK ENOUGH!

Listen as Cronos and Co. recapture the magic that started a genere. The bad that influenced BLITZKRIEG, MAYHEM, CRADEL OF FILTH, AND THREE INCHES OF BLOOD!

Buy it Tuesday.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:42 pm

Coming this Tuesday, REO Speedwagon's new single, Trapped Under Ice.

Every cd single sold comes with a free life-size fold out poster of CrouchingStonerHiddenBong spreading her clit just for you.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:58 pm

Judas Priest - Legit Metal
by Keith Durst
July 13, 2006

Legendary heavy metal band JUDAS PRIEST announced at a press conference today their highly anticipated new single,
a cover of Hammer's hip-hop classic "2 Legit to Quit." Gasps were heard aboard the naval ship where the press conference took place. That is,
until the revamped and Priesticized song was unleashed upon the press corps. Metal horns were in the air and one reporter tore off his
slacks to reveal assless chaps underneath - a metal Clark Kent, if you will.

Singer Rob Halford said, "We realize this is a bold move but Judas Priest are not shy about shoving our brand of metal down the
world's throats. Our metal is known for being huge and uncut. Our fans beg to have their asses spanked by this potent, throbbing music and we deliver it every time."

"This song speaks volumes about the last 30 years of Judas Priest and where we are today, what are intentions are.
We are saying that we have no intentions on quitting and that our legitimacy in the world of metal is the reason for that." Halford added
later, "We're here, we're metal - get used to it."

Guitarist Glen Tipton had more to say: "This might seem like a surprising choice to some people but anyone that is a real Judas
Priest fan knows that we have taken risks with this kind of music before with incredible results. We have always loved the music of the negro and anyone that's heard our cover of 'Johnny B. Goode' knows how much we respect and honor it."

While the music press (specifically Rolling Stone magazine who gave the single 5 stars, calling it "monumental")
were behind the group, fans on the popular heavy metal site Metal Slug were not so kind:

britnyfoxd13 wrote: "Rob Halford is gay."

DeuceBigalow666 wrote: "Halford enjoys sex with men."

acefrehleysbeer wrote: "Does throwing pantyhose in the air fuck with bats?"

While the online metal community remains skeptical, one thing is for sure - Judas Priest have once again made Priestory.

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:23 pm

Once again I'm high and locked in a hotel room with underage groupies (shhhhhhhhhh!)

So I'm not really sure what the hell is going on.

I'm SO fucking high.

I'll try to make sense out of this and vote later. Man that was some good shit...

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:39 pm

SikRik6669 wrote:Out on the street for a living
Picture's only begun
Got you under their thumb
Hit it

Don't worry Ace I got your back

Thanks fag!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:06 pm

Why does Rik keep voting on shit, like he has a say in anything? Has he got his fat eye on the catering job?

I hope the rest of you realize that if he gets that job, we'll fucking starve to death unless we find a way to make styrofoam containers and tinfoil tasty.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:08 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:10 pm

Touche' !

But what will we do when we get the munchies?