The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:04 am

Vcalfina wrote: As if Bobbys posts weren't even funny, this is even worse.

As if? (in my best valley girl impression)

I'm not here to amuse you fucker.

And the dumbass you speak of that introduced the rasslin challenge was none other than Monty. Does that name sound familiar fuckface. This is a Monty's Crew challenge so I believe you shouldn't judge what the hell Monty wants us to do.

Btw who the fuck invited your lame ass into this thread? I got a VIP invite bitch and now that I'm at the party I'll do whatever the fuck I want to do.

Another fucking thing. Anybody with Carrot Top in their avatar should not judge a wrestling fan.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:11 am

Another fucking thing (on the verge of a meltdown here) let me quote you.

Vcalfina wrote:I have been reading 13 pages of this thread and loving every minute of it- until some dumb ass decided to introduce the gayass fake wrestling challenge.

How the fuck have you been enjoying every minute of this thread, if you don't like my posts, up till the wrestling challenge? I have been gaying up this fucking thread since just about the beginning, you stupid twat.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:36 am

I think everyone needs to simmer down for a second - I haven't even had a chance to vote on Hungwell's challenge, much less Monty's, and I won't be able to get around to it until this evening.

I know being in this band is a chance of an e-lifetime, but you gung ho motherfuckers needs to chill the fuck out. Ace can post his challenge tomorrow, if that's cool with Ace.

And Rik - you calling me fat is like Bigfoot calling your mom a hairy fucking bitch.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:42 am

Ok the last and final challange....unless Nicko steps up and decides to throw you dogs a bone!

This is your final mission!

A few hints.......

Rat......

where are all the cool people........

you fucking tip wetting cheek parters......

I'm off my meds.........

Me and ol Denver........

Oklahoma minute.......

Go and peddle your pelts on Polk Street......

Rocken with Doken.......

Let my sweet saltshake drain down your throat.......

Me and my brother Danny..........

Is it coming through you wannabe scabs???

Yep you got it mang!!! There are only two alternyms that are worth a shit around here and thats not counting Joeltrae because......well that dudes kinda scary....... so fuck him.

Greased Lightnin and KurtStayleyVedder!
If those dudes were movies they would be "Cool Hand Luke" and "The Sting" all wrapped in one!
We are mere puppets in this game they play!!

In short impending doom and lack of Yoo-Hoos and the fact that The_Sik is no longer the board fag Itwalksamongus has taken his crown and tutu and shoved a plunger up his own ass...........
Dont believe me do ya?? Well then put your ear to the ground. Hear that twinkled toed thump?? Well thats the Fungusthatisamongus jumping up and down in China! He is one Happy Fag!

Well frankly all this shit has put me in a rather foul mood and I need to be humored!

So you guys better grab a section of Sludge (War Board,Lounge,Ho board) whereever you feel most comfortable and get them sonzabitches out here.

How? Well thats up to you. Perhaps a thread with there fucking name in it or a really good impersonation. Get a gun and hold it to Danny or Denvers head but get The Greased One and KSV out here fucking pronto.

Sad to say but I think the Greased One has moved on to greener pastures but he may bite. KSV may have smoked himself in meth oblivion but its worth a fucking try!
Get fucking going and grab a place and place your thread and if you only have one goal in life make it be to bump that fucking thread back to the top!

This is your mission (and try not to dick this up fellas and dames) dont piss off the powers that be if ya know what I mean!? Dont go and just start a thread at random and clog down the boards. We aint spamming here. We are just trying to roust up two of the greatest Alternyms in Sludge!

Who knows they may or may not bite. All we can do is hope and pray that they see your thread and bestow you with the credit because this task is worth a whole whopping 23 points and the way I see it could lead to your ultimate victory and a place in Rock and motherfucking Roll history!

If you cant get them to bite and you get Joeltrae thats worth at least 15 points but like I said he is creepy and not really all that fun so fuck him!

Now I figure at least 48 hours is enough time for Sir Hungwell to sober up and tally up the votes but its up to him to decide if it should go on any longer!

Now Ramblers Lets Get Ramblin...........and for fucks sake look at the boards before you post there should be no more then two threads tops any any section beckoning thier greatness! Dont wanna piss off that Tuff dude! So keep your eyes on the prize and remember this no matter if you win lose or draw Itwalksamongus will always be a FAG!

Lets Go!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:47 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I think everyone needs to simmer down for a second - I haven't even had a chance to vote on Hungwell's challenge, much less Monty's, and I won't be able to get around to it until this evening.

I know being in this band is a chance of an e-lifetime, but you gung ho motherfuckers needs to chill the fuck out. Ace can post his challenge tomorrow, if that's cool with Ace.

And Rik - you calling me fat is like Bigfoot calling your mom a hairy fucking bitch.

Damn sugarclit I coulda waited but I was deep in thought..........get on those votes my sweet biscuit because the challange has been thrown!

Dont wanna make ya mad Buttercup but the race is own and I had no idea you were to fucking BUSY FOR THE GODDAMN BAND!! MY FUCKING BAD.........but the challange is out there. So tally up your votes my sweet IF YOU FUCKING COULD....thanks!

Oh and next time I will think of Baseball or something so's I dont jump the FUCKING GUN!!

You are right..........I better simmer down!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:00 am

Damn, if only KurtStaleyVedder would have added me to his myspace friends list this would have been so much easier.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:10 am

Shut Up wrote:
bobbystoney wrote:Another fucking thing (on the verge of a meltdown here) let me quote you.
Vcalfina wrote:I have been reading 13 pages of this thread and loving every minute of it- until some dumb ass decided to introduce the gayass fake wrestling challenge.
How the fuck have you been enjoying every minute of this thread, if you don't like my posts, up till the wrestling challenge? I have been gaying up this fucking thread since just about the beginning, you stupid twat.

It's good you can admit to gaying up a thread bobby. That's the first step to recovery.[/b]

Indeed it is the first step! We have all gayed up a thread but not as much as that FAG ITWALKSAMONGUS.

But yeah it is the first step to a better way of posting!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:57 am

I noticed that bobbystoney already has a thread! Post that fucker up here bobby!

You have done me proud!

Yeah you need to post your beckoning thread! We are a Rock and Roll band we cant scour the boards looking for them shits!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:03 pm

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=70846

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:09 pm

Here's my thread.

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=70843

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:59 pm

Look, I don't want to step on any toes over here, but I really think Lars Ultrarich would be the obvious choice here.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:42 pm

saracapri wrote:Look, I don't want to step on any toes over here, but I really think Lars Ultrarich would be the obvious choice here.

....get the hell off my toes bitch. I'm the only choice.

bobbystoney > Larz Ultrarich

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:54 pm

Ok. I have done about all I can (still have not gave up though). I have left a message on just about every board saying that i'm looking for Greased Lightnin. I even contacted somebody on their myspace page to see if they would help me find him. I really don't want to go too much further because I do not need Stevie slapping me on the wrist. Plus if he booted me I'm too stupid to work a proxy and my life would be in shambles without Sludge. Plus think about all my GWE fans I would be letting down.

Of course this would be a big waste of GL's time and I kind of hope he doesn't show. If he sees one of my messages and does come here I'm not sure how I will be able to explain all this.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:02 pm

I think the powers that be would not up and ban you! Shit he gave Hung his on sticky to promote this once in a lifetime deal!

If he warns you then yeah by all means stop!

Lets not tept fate and fuck up I suppose!

Just scoot that thread up everynow and then!

Shit where do you think Stevie swiped most of Tuffs best selling songs?

You got it the early days of Montys Crew!

Shit you done posted two pics of that stone cold killer and the one he dont like the most the one where Danny held him down and shaved his head after he tea bagged him to the whole ICP cd "Riddlebox"

From what I gather he thinks it makes his head look fat and sends him into a blind rage!

How do you explain this mess to that dastardly bastard??

Beats the shit outta me but you reap what you sow!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:17 pm

Fuck it!

You're right Ace. I can't stop now. This might be my last chance. I kind of fucked up on those other challenges and I really need to make up some ground.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:32 pm

bobbystoney wrote:Fuck it!

You're right Ace. I can't stop now. This might be my last chance. I kind of fucked up on those other challenges and I really need to make up some ground.

That is why I feel you are now back in the race! Your determination is shocking!

You lack points but you carry big stones!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:00 pm

Kind of funny how all the others just kind of disappeared.

And I don't want to hear their lame ass excuses like, it's the weekend and I have a life. Fuck that! If they think that then they need to get their fucking priorities straight. Once they was nominated they should have made this contest their life. I myself was invited to all kinds of parties and social gatherings this weekend but you don't see me going out and getting fucked up when there is work to be done here. All the parties, drugs, bitches and drinking can wait till I'm in the fucking band.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:50 pm

I have checked DRS.

I have checked metal-blast.

I have checked every fucking board on Sludge.

Greased Lightnin is either dead or he's dodging me.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:04 pm

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:15 pm

FUCK!!!!1!1!

I even checked The Underground
http://p086.ezboard.com/fms2k4frm7.show ... 2102.topic

He's not over there either.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 8:21 pm

This was the first place i looked for him
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=17873190
but it obviously didn't help.

He hasn't logged in in damn near a year.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:57 pm

I just wanted to tell you that you rule Greased. Thanks for comin over. Your rugby coach is a very smart man.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:59 pm

Oh and good luck with that poon.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:07 pm

Greased.Lightnin wrote:Bobby Stonery. What kind of a fag name is that? Weedsmokers are stupid, my rugby coach even says so. Why should I even talk to a dilrode like you? Make it quick, I got poon waiting in the buick.

Fucking queer LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Motherfucking Greased in the hizhouse!

Shit bobbystony won this pony race as far as I am concerned!

He started out like shit and slowly he picked up steam! I had my doubts! Fuck to be honest I even gave up on his sorry microwave Hamburger Helping eating ass!

As far as my vote goes Hung.........give boobystoney a fucking contract!

Shit its like a deal with the devil or some shit!!!

I cant wait till the crablegs and the dope and whores start rolling in!

Good job bobby!

Fucking Greased is the man/boy! Give his ass a proper teabagging Danny! You fag! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:09 pm

I feel so special.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:05 am

I think the winner is either deathcurse or carman......i believe there should be a final face-off between them.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:14 am

You gotta be fucking kidding me!!!!!!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:55 am

It's his thread, he can do what he wants.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:06 am

This thread is dead to me.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:10 am

Hungwell made a wise choice. I probably wouldn't get a work permit due to that court case where I was accused of mishandling donkeys at the donkey sanctuary.
Its not true of course, the donkey had cramp so I was trying to stroke it to relieve the pain.