TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:26 pm

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

I love how "No. QUITE the opposite." effectively becomes "sometimes when we were shleppin' our own shit we would say 'boo' to a busboy or stage tech. Not about business of course, 'cause they refused to pay us shit which is the artistic equivelant of stating, 'the confused individuals caught in a decade long retarded tractor beam who find there way to a Warrant show don't give a sloppy test-fart if we play or not'".

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:52 am

said "WE" always asked.
Guess what else?... We always asked before we showed up at the club and set our gear up too.
Can you imagine that??? We ALWAYS asked first. We didn't just show up on a night of our choosing and load in without asking first. I know my memory is a little foggy, but ya, I'm pretty sure I can count on it to know that we asked before we jumped on someone's stage.
Now who did we ask? I don't know. Whoever was in charge when we said we wanted to speak to whoever was in charge. Sometimes it was a stage manager. Sometimes it was an owner. Sometimes it was a club manager. Sometimes it was the former owner who was doing a favor for the new owner. We asked lots of people, depending on who the owners of any given place deemed to be the person to ask.

Can ya grasp this wicked tough concept?
Apparently not. Look at y'all go!

Well one minute you are saying we asked, they said you could use them. The next you said you didn't deal with that. THen you say you have no idea who it was. At the Station, who was it? Because you also said you never dealt with the brothers and Jeff was always around. You didn't ask Lupo's. So the word ALWAYS doesn't apply. You can't ask and get "Quite the opposite" to a no, Not deal with business , always ask, and not deal with the brothers or not know who you deal with. Get your stories straight.

ElToro · Post by **ElToro** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:57 am

Mitzi Dupree wrote:You people are crazy to be messing with this guy.

Right?
Mitz
(Don't come crying to me if you end up as a skin suit.)

I'm thinking Silence of the Lambs.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:20 am

I don't know, man - you're the idiot who just threw the fuck down on some Retard Bingo by posting three times a row - you tell me who's a little too into this?

Oh wait - THAT'S RIGHT! You came here begging for it like a bitch in heat, didn't you?

I honestly stopped reading your virtual livejournal a few pages back, and now I just wait for other posters to wade through the bullshit and post up some of the finer turds for my amusement, and I don't think I'm alone.

I wish just ONE person would show up and deny that you've had your nuts kicked through the roof of your mouth on this thread, and then it might get interesting again.

Fuck, ANYTHING would be a fucking improvement over your constant litany of:

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:21 am

"I seent it! I seent it!
I was just walkin' down the street mindin' my own bidness, and this dude came out of Carvel and he had ice cream all runnin' down his arm, 'cause they don't never give you no napkin at Carvel..."

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:38 am

RockNameDroper wrote:Whisky A Go-Go, you putz, and we played there, headlined there and sold it out numerous times too. What does that have to do with anything? Zepp, The Doors, etc played the same small room

!@#$ wrote:How does a band that can't even make a pay check at a small, local club manage to headline and sell out Whiskey A Go-Go??

It's just more Rev-Speak.

The Whisky is a pay-to-play venue. Therefore, it is officially 'Sold-Out' every night of the year.

The bands on the bill have purchased every available ticket to the show beforehand. At that point it is up to the bands to sell multiple tix to their mother and boyfriend in a vain and comical effort to recoup their loss.

A good friend of mine used to book the place. I have witnessed the tragic comedy firsthand on several occasions. I'll walk you through it.

1. A skullet dreams of playing the same venue that tens of thousands of horrible acts and two dozen greats have played before him.

2. Skullet walks across the street into a beautiful building and office
and sits before my friend whose last job was telemarketing toner and ribbons.

3. Skullet hands over tape of tone-deaf gems to my friend and he pushes 'play'.

4. My friend leans back in chair, hand on chin and bobs head intently while thinking "fuck, I need to do laundry soon".

5. My friend says, "That is GOOD!" He then invites Skullet to blow smoke up his ass. Skullet is too happy to oblige, "We were the biggest band in Blowfish Idaho, we sold out The Cum-Mop 10 times!"

6. My friend says, "I can see why! Look, I think you guys are strong (ie, stupid) enough to headline! Because of a last minute cancellation ( yet another band who lost their money and/or gear deposit) I have a coveted Thursday slot open! You guys should make around 1,200 dollars! Skullet says, 'GREAT!'

7. My friend says, "Ok, all you need to do is buy 200 tickets at 6 bucks a piece and you're all set!" Skullet says, "uh....no hablo english...."

8. "Look, did you guys sell-out The Cum-Mop or Not!?!" 'er...yeah..'
Ok, don't sweat it. "I can get you a Tuesday slot." '..tuesday..?'
"Yeah everyone knows Tuesday is A&R night in LA. '..it is..?' "Of course. They don't come out on weekends when it's packed!"

9. "All right, that'll be 700". 'er....ok....'

10. Skullet leaves in a non-refundable daze. My friend throws their tape in the garbage and breaks out bottle of Patron.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:07 am

That's not a picture of a witchburning, you fucking mong - it's actually a graphic from a webpage about mental illness

LMFAO.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:12 am

Hey, be sure to take a picture of that car of yours while you're outside. You said you'd do it 3 days ago but haven't come up with one yet.

Just a friendly reminder, fuckface!

JDV · Post by **JDV** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:25 am

I got dibs on the William Shatner cut-out.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:27 am

Fat Elvis here.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:09 am

Guys! You could order a REV cutout! Just google the "Unpaid Wannabes of New England" line of cutouts.

You don't even have to pay for them! They just come to your house and stand there while you stare at 'em, wishing that your WASP cutout would hurry up and arrive.

Bonus: they also write better music than the actual Rev.

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:13 am

When you guys are finished with the Reverend here, could you pop over to this thread (or one of the 458 others just like it) and show these guys how it's done?

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewto ... &start=420

Thanks.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:17 am

I wonder if this was a real picture, if someone would come out of the woodwork to exclaim, "But WE played this stake 10-15 times before and this never happened!!1!111!"

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:21 am

I'm interested in you following up on something you bragged about. You were gonna school us, remember? And much like your ruined nutsack, you've been unable to produce.

Still waiting.

Tick Tick Tick Tick.

JDV · Post by **JDV** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:42 am

Why? What would it prove and why are you so interested in it?

It would prove that you weren't full of shit when you said this...

But I'd show up, because I have that reputation, and you wouldn't..

Rev, you said you would take a pic with the super sweet ride and earlier you bragged about backing your shit up. You even gave the example of chasing someone down for a pull-up contest. You had us believing that you actually were going to back your shit up not that you were just mentally constipated. How disappointing.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:48 am

Pimp My Rev

JDV · Post by **JDV** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:55 am

You're acting now like it's some kind of cool car that there's no way I would possibly own.

No I am being sarcastic with the super sweet comments. I thought you could spot sarcasm like it was a nickel on the floor near the back of a Lovin' Kry show. I guess not. Didn't you "school" a little earlier on sarcasm?

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:59 am

RockNRev wrote:
Do tell.

STFU and pony up the pic you promised. Quit stalling.

Oh, how's that whole "leaving work and getting out in the sun" thing going for you today?

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:07 am

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:43 am

What say I? I say this:

BUSH: We will stay the course.

BUSH: We will stay the course, we will complete the job in Iraq.

BUSH: We will stay the course until the job is done, Steve. We’re just going to stay the course.

BUSH: And my message today to those in Iraq is: We’ll stay the course.

BUSH: And that’s why we’re going to stay the course in Iraq.

BUSH: And so we’ve got tough action in Iraq. But we will stay the course.

BUSH:Well, hey, listen, we’ve never been “stay the course,”

Funny how the above kinda kinda parallels this:

Rev: Aquanet is a liar. He's lying about his car…At least I back my stuff up.

Rev: When Jealous One learns that Rev has a 1988 Lincoln LSC...

Rev: But I'd show up, because I have that reputation

Rev: I'm at work now, but when I get home, unlike you tools, I'll snap off a picture of me inside the car to back up my claims...

Rev: Why? What would it prove and why are you so interested in it?

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:54 am

RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:
said "WE" always asked.
Guess what else?... We always asked before we showed up at the club and set our gear up too.
Can you imagine that??? We ALWAYS asked first. We didn't just show up on a night of our choosing and load in without asking first. I know my memory is a little foggy, but ya, I'm pretty sure I can count on it to know that we asked before we jumped on someone's stage.
Now who did we ask? I don't know. Whoever was in charge when we said we wanted to speak to whoever was in charge. Sometimes it was a stage manager. Sometimes it was an owner. Sometimes it was a club manager. Sometimes it was the former owner who was doing a favor for the new owner. We asked lots of people, depending on who the owners of any given place deemed to be the person to ask.

Can ya grasp this wicked tough concept?
Apparently not. Look at y'all go!
Well one minute you are saying we asked, they said you could use them. The next you said you didn't deal with that. THen you say you have no idea who it was. At the Station, who was it? Because you also said you never dealt with the brothers and Jeff was always around. You didn't ask Lupo's. So the word ALWAYS doesn't apply. You can't ask and get "Quite the opposite" to a no, Not deal with business , always ask, and not deal with the brothers or not know who you deal with. Get your stories straight.
Yep. "We" being "our band" got the "asking" part of booking a show done every time (Or the accepting of a show when we were asked by the club, which happened more times than not, because we were good good and cheap and drew a nice rock & roll drinking crowd for them.) Yep! Sure did. You are catching on. Someone, usually the singer, on behalf of the band, would speak to the person in charge of saying "yes" and ask them if they would allow us to perform in their fine establishment. If the club knew us, they knew our show already and asked US if we planned to do pyro. If the club didn't know us, they would of course, like all clubs do, always ask what type of act we had, at which time we would describe our "glitter show." They would allow us play or not let us play. Simple as that. Then, once we got there, when the time came to set up our equipment, which included professional pyrotechnics gear, which by the way included a control panel that needed to be stretched from the stage to the sound table or some other off-stage location (but no, they didn't know we were doing pyro ), we would ask, Oh, I dunno, maybe a stage tech or stage manager, or whoever was in charge of saying "put that thing over there." Ten times out of ten, that guy was actually working for the club and had some sort of say regarding what happens on the stage, believe it or not. So ya, you slow jackass, we always asked and by the time the show went on, we had asked numerous people numerous times. You can refer to that group of people as "the club" if you like. Most people do. We asked "the club."

Are you clear yet, or should you take some of your A.D.D. medication and come back when you can focus?

So what you are say is that you never asked anything. I like how it's WE when you think it's important or self-serving to your ego.- But it's "Oh it was the singer writing bad checks." Why wasn't it "WE" in that instance? So you personally never asked anyone anything. And it was your drummer that had the tapes. If everyone at the club is so aware of what the opening band is doing, why didn't they see you at Lupo's? Most clubs are more worried about the bar being stocked than was a band is doing on stage when they are setting up. So do I think you asked every time. No. You never asked to get paid what make you think anyone would believe that you asked to use pryo for your "glitter show". Is that a pryo tech term? So YOU never asked. You never talked business with anyone. It's just hear say on your part. I can follow along just fine.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:02 am

PS- You accused me of being a liar. I had my phone at my desk, and took a picture of MY car- yes it is mine, and posted it. Your turn. Give us a wave from the drivers seat seeing that we all know what you look like. You said it was just like the one in the pic you posted. Well.....go a head.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:32 am

2Tempting wrote:When I go to sit out in the sun, I always bring my laptop with me to make sure I can keep looking like a tool on Metal Sludge while relaxing.

LMGDAO!!!!

lerxstcat · Post by **lerxstcat** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:35 am

Metal Sludge wrote:When you guys are finished with the Reverend here, could you pop over to this thread (or one of the 458 others just like it) and show these guys how it's done?

http://www.metalsludge.tv/phpBB2/viewto ... &start=420

Thanks.

The difference is that we're not really even trying to flame Polly over there. We're actually trying to reason with him, which, yeah, is kind of stupid. Polly is just.... different.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:47 am

RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:PS- You accused me of being a liar. I had my phone at my desk, and took a picture of MY car- yes it is mine, and posted it. Your turn. Give us a wave from the drivers seat seeing that we all know what you look like.

You're right. You've seen me. Of course you have, duh! So it's old hat now. BOOooring! You first, Zoro. I'll bet you have some real good buddies on this forum that would love to lovingly trace your lines the way some of y'all do mine every day and night. I could care less, but I'm sure it would make for some good entertainment.

You said it was just like the one in the pic you posted. Well.....go a head.
I did say that, and you should take my word for it. Otherwise I think your lying pot just called my alleged black kettle a liar.
Say, just out of curiosity... Do you really know that car at all? The 1988 Lincoln Mark VII LSC (Luxury Sports Coupe)? Don't you think you should study it out and make sure you know that the picture I post, you know, if I really had pictures, or even a car, are real?

What does my knowing or not knowing about your car have to with you taking a picture? Is that what is holding you up? Don't you worry about it. Stick with the topic at hand, you either post the picture proving that you indeed have the car you claimed you drive, while challenging people to a drag race, or we'll just assume that is more ego bloat and lying on your part. Simple enough.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:48 am

RockNRev wrote:Do you really know that car at all? The 1988 Lincoln Mark VII LSC (Luxury Sports Coupe)? Don't you think you should study it out and make sure you know that the picture I post, you know, if I really had pictures, or even a car, are real?

Goddamn, you are SO fucking DESPERATE!

POST THE FUCKING PICTURE ALREADY, NUMBNUTS.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:56 am

1988 Lincoln Mark VII LSC = Same engine as 1988 Ford Mustang 5.0 except considerably heavier due to the larger size. Therefore, slower than a 1988 Ford Mustang 5.0.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:07 pm

RockNRev wrote:I expect you to laugh at me

You see, students, it IS capable of learning. You just have to beat it repeatedly until it understands.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:48 pm

You keep it in barrels?

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:22 pm

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:What does my knowing or not knowing about your car have to with you taking a picture? Is that what is holding you up? Don't you worry about it. Stick with the topic at hand, you either post the picture proving that you indeed have the car you claimed you drive, while challenging people to a drag race, or we'll just assume that is more ego bloat and lying on your part. Simple enough.

Okay that's it. I challenge you to a duel...I'll even give you the choice..

Drag racing or pull ups...what's matter? Ya skeeered?