TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

JDV · Post by **JDV** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:27 am

I use my entertaining abilities when I teach out here in the real world and I can keep the attention of my students or audience for as long as I want. I can keep that attention sharply focused on me for minutes, hours or, as we can see clearly here, days and days at a time because I am just that good at it. I will make your interest in me or what I'm teaching you PEAK and stay peaked. You will desire to expand your learning beyond what I teach you, even after class has been dismissed for the day because I will make it so very interesting for you that you can't even control yourself or your desire to learn more.

Sounds like you're trying to hypnotize people into believing your hogwash. The only line you left out was " you're getting very, very sleepy." Don't worry, the line wasn't needed to achieve the desired effect of putting people to sleep.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:38 am

Post the fucking pictures, Slappy.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:53 am

I'm not the one who tried to burn the place down. Anyone care to recite the lyrics to smoke on the water?

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:54 am

Damn, my cavalier doesn't have a power moonroof. You win this one, RocknRev.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:33 am

He showed us! He scores 100% on this test! Way to go teach!

What Are the Symptoms of Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

In many cases, people with narcissistic personality disorder:

Are self-centered and boastful
Seek constant attention and admiration
Consider themselves better than others
Exaggerate their talents and achievements
Believe that they are entitled to special treatment
Are easily hurt but may not show it
Set unrealistic goals
May take advantage of others to achieve their goals

Other common traits of narcissistic personality disorder include the following:

Preoccupation with fantasies that focus on unlimited success, power, intelligence, beauty, or love

Belief that he or she is "special" and unique, and can only be understood by other special people

Expectation that others will automatically go along with what he or she wants

Inability to recognize or identify with the feelings, needs, and viewpoints of others

Envy of others or a belief that others are envious of him or her

Hypersensitivity to insults (real or imagined), criticism, or defeat, possibly reacting with rage, shame and humiliation

Arrogant behavior and/or attitude

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:21 am

It posted again. I saw a bunch of pictures. Did it post the picture of its car yet?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:38 am

He is still waiting to get permission from his neighbour to remove the tarp.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:51 am

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:18 pm

I'm not sure, but if he and his friends all had lobster, steak, & drinks, as he said, then the bill probably came to more than his car is worth.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:33 pm

LizzieBoredom wrote:I wonder how he got to Red Lobster?

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:58 pm

He's frantically outside trying to fix up the piece of shit so he can take at least one picture of it before the city hauls it away for unpaid parking tickets.

Rev has also put on a bit of weight since he was last seen on camera.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:32 pm

I'm the lead singer for Buck Cherry.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:33 pm

And Guns n' Roses.

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:27 am

I figured I'd come back and read this shit drunk....

....still doesn't make sense. I always thought RockNRev was sane. That's what I get for reading the damn War Board. I understand the attraction between him and Mr. Ed now, though. They're more nuts than a box of nigga toes.

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:48 am

RPBitch wrote:I figured I'd come back and read this shit drunk....

....still doesn't make sense. I always thought RockNRev was sane. That's what I get for reading the damn War Board. I understand the attraction between him and Mr. Ed now, though. They're more nuts than a box of nigga toes.

You must not have read too closely. I still remember the time when he made a big deal out of his half-alien best friend a couple of years back. I was going to be schooled and owned real soon for mocking him when they came down and fixed things, because they didn't like Bush and how he ran things. Apparently, they found better things to do.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:23 am

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:I still remember the time when he made a big deal out of his half-alien best friend a couple of years back.

"Rev is not crazy, esai. He is my friend."

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:28 am

Looks like you need a paint job, son. I've had better cars than that since I was 16. Are you trying to make people think you're the shit because you dropped $3k on a car? Not only are you a dumbass, but you have shitty taste in 'cool' cars.

You beast.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:29 am

What's so great about it then?
I mean if it was that good, you wouldn't have to hide it under a tarp, or are you that embarrassed about it?

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:12 am

Get your money back.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:20 am

The chrome has rusted off and there probably is no engine in there. A true classic and worth you bragging about.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:31 am

He walks free because the AG didn't do his job. The is still a civil suit coming up against him. He hopefully will get nailed there. For Jack taking his money and boat will hurt him a bit. He's a load of shit and so is anyone that defends him.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:35 am

Nanny Nanny poo poo? You just pinned the meter for being a total fag.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:53 am

RockNRev wrote:
SanityClause wrote:What's so great about it then?
I mean if it was that good, you wouldn't have to hide it under a tarp, or are you that embarrassed about it?
You're about as bright as the other idiots who think I put all that snow on the car and around it just so I would have something to stand on.

And I dunno. You tell me. What's so great about a 1988 Lincoln Mark VII LSC that has you guys going on about it like this? I'm still trying to figure it out.

I asked a simple question, what is so fucking great about your car!
No need to get all defensive over it. It's not my fault you don't own a newer car.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:58 am

RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote: He walks free because the AG did do his job.

Yep! He reviewed the evidence and said, "Get me this guy and this guy and that girl and give me this evidence and that evidence and we'll use this to try the case.".

That was suppose to read- DIDN'T Do his job. I couldn't get back in fast enough before you pounced. IF he did do his job, there would have been more going to jail for MUCH more time. If he did his job the Brothers would both be in jail for a long time insted of one with probation and the other with just months.

He sure did his job alright and I never claimed to have done his job for him.

They way you talked is he couldn't have do it without you. Nice back peddle.

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:

The is still a civil suit coming up against him. He hopefully will get nailed there. For Jack taking his money and boat will hurt him a bit. He's a load of shit and so is anyone that defends him.

Of course he is and of course I am. You've established that opinion long ago. We know. We know! And Lincolns are shit, and the Whisky is shit and Warrant and Ratt and all those other guys are shit. I know. I know! I hear ya!

Jack is accessory to murder and the fact that you love that guys' ass, brag about saving him makes you both assholes.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:01 am

RockNRev wrote:
2Tempting wrote:I'm thinking of challenging him to a drag race. We can race for pinks. "Pinks", you know... ownership papers... just like in Grease.

That would be so rad.
But I'd show up, because I have that reputation, and you wouldn't..
And you would be racing this...

(No, not that exact car, but the same year, make and model.)

Do you think your mother's Datsun will keep up with me and do you think she'll ground you when you walk home without it?

This isn't bragging? And you are right. That isn't the same car.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:43 am

RockNRev wrote:
SanityClause wrote:
RockNRev wrote: You're about as bright as the other idiots who think I put all that snow on the car and around it just so I would have something to stand on.

And I dunno. You tell me. What's so great about a 1988 Lincoln Mark VII LSC that has you guys going on about it like this? I'm still trying to figure it out.

I asked a simple question, what is so fucking great about your car!
No need to get all defensive over it. It's not my fault you don't own a newer car.
Reading is fundamental.

First, I answered your question clearly.

Second, it is only in your jealous mind that anyone ever said I don't own a newer car.

OK, kids. I'm off to do the Easter thing. Have fun. Don't mess up the house.

What have you done, or achieved that I should be jealous about?

I totally agree about reading, it is a fundamental skill, but when you actually write something worth reading, I will put that skill to good use.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:50 am

RockNRev wrote:
"PEEK-A BOO!!!"

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:38 am

I wrote:For Easter, this man of God will be posting a picture of a car that edmunds.com values at $762.00 trade-in value ($1073.00 for a private sale - thank you Jesus) assuming that it has a power moonroof and is in clean condition.

RockNRev wrote:
"PEEK-A BOO!!!"

Do I have it yet?

Now go play!

Happy Easter, "Reverend".
So does this mean that every metal wannabe who ever made a deeper committment to faith (like getting a cross tattooed on their arm) would be considered a bishop in your "church"?

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:26 pm

It's come to my attention that RocknRev and TheMetalChick are in fact the same person. Shocking but true.

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 2:30 pm

This reminds me of one of those old movies like White Fang or Call of the Wild, in one scene they put a bear in a pit with a pack of wolves. It goes flailing about, mindlessly attempting to defend itself as the wolves savagely maul it to death. It finally collapses and the wolves move in for one final feeding frenzy and then it's over.

RockSkar wrote:It's come to my attention that RocknRev and TheMetalChick are in fact the same person. Shocking but true.

There is a bit of resemblance. Hmmmm?????