TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

[Mitzi Dupree]

See, I'm an entertainer, folks. It's one of my claims

Rev, you’re no more an entertainer than the OptiGrab was in The Jerk, or the Laboratory was in Young Frankenstein.

You’re merely a convenient vehicle that sets the stage for the truly talented to showcase their skills. Let’s call it the Sludge equivalent of an unpaid opening band.

The photoshops, videos, razor sharp retorts and the return of some beloved Sludge personalities that this thread has spawned has been pure Comedy Gold.

You can shout schooled, owned or jealous until the tires rot off of your Grandma Blue Stinkin’ Lincoln. We really don’t care. We’re here for the laughs and your Bozo the Punching Clown pop-back mentality sets the stage for the stars.

You are neither funny nor awe-inspiring. Your posts are a monotonous repetition of Stuart Smalley-esque affirmations that smack of a desperate attempt to convince yourself, not us, that your pitiful time on this planet has had some meaning. I find you a sad, insecure little man that is probably in desperate need of a hug.

Mitzi
(And no, I'm not about to give you one.)

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

[Mitzi Dupree]

[RockSkar]

Yesterday, I ate baked ham with carrots, potatoes, and chicken with spiced sauce. Also had some salad and bread on the side.

Yeah, you're all jealous.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Yesterday, I ate baked ham with carrots, potatoes, and chicken with spiced sauce. Also had some salad and bread on the side.

Yeah, but did you bask in the glory of the resurrection of Jesus Christ your Lord?



Me either. But I did watch The Sopranos. That ruled. I'm jealous of teh_HBOs.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

Retard Rev Wrote:


Nice quotes. Must has spent your whole Easter working on that post. I don't know about the rest of them, but mine were taken out of context. You have a habit of doing that to fit what it is you are trying to prove.

You don't "own" anyone. You couldn't own a hamster. I still doubt you even "own" a car.

No one is jealous of you, your band, you former "glory days", what ever they were. You just like to think people are to make yourself feel better because you peaked at your Whisky show that you had to PAY TO PLAY.

You testimony was a small part of the Station trial.

You been busted a a liar, a narcissist and an exaggerator.

ex·ag·ger·ator noun 1. One who magnifies beyond the limits of truth; overstate; represent disproportionately

You didn't step in to take the heat off Mental Chick, it just worked out that way. You just tried to turn around your asswhipping to make it look like you actually did that as part of "your master plan." You've already proven you aren't that smart.

By the way- How many 40+ people use the word "owned and "schooled"?

By all means get over yourself. You are just a cheap cat toy.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

“A lie told often enough becomes truth”

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.

Keep on truckin', Rev.

[Shiraz]

I think I broke my scroll button.

[NickoLeeBenante]

After more of the same, lame photoshopping, Dr. Forehead and Dr. toucan nose jokes and those wonderful jokes like Hungwell's oh-so-hilarious "Next best thing to a fire drill the Station Nighclub had ever seen" joke,

You are so obtuse, and that is what makes this thread so fucking phenomenal.

"TheMetalChick needs to shut up..." 4 EVAH!!!!

Rev for President!!!!!!!

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Yeah, but did you bask in the glory of the resurrection of Jesus Christ your Lord?

Nope! Sure didn't.
Apparently you feel your religion and its practices are or should be followed by everyone. I don't feel the same way.

Hey, numbnuts:

1. Wasn't talking to you

2. Sarcasm - look it up.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

And you're a pussy for trying to be creative with your editing.

bunch of stuff

So which is it, Reverend Good Friday Steak Eater? Does it make you a pussy to creatively edit posts or is it only acceptable when you think it works in your favor?

It's simple. On one hand, we have a loser trying to tell people I used the fire to promote my band and then making an edited quote to back up his bullshit. He deleted important words that actually proved I did not even have a band. It changed the whole statement and made it say something it did not say.-


You most certainly did use The Fire to promote your band and get your name in the paper. That has already been established by the simple fact that you took your drummer's tape to the press before you brought it to the AG, and they had to come get it from you. No one is buying the lame story that you didn't want to take it to them because the police were in on it. You're an idiot if it is. You simply tell them you have a copy and you will be giving it to the press if it dissappears. Not the other way around.

The original quote said I was still in the formative stages (yes, even by the time the trial happened, nevermind the time the fire happened, dumbass) but the loser edited to say I had a band. His editing made a lie.


My editing did no such thing.

If one of you idiots wants to add your own opinions and descriptions to a statement, that's on you, but it doesn't change the facts when I edit out your jealous banter.

For example, when someone tells me you at least TWICE saw my suck ass fucking chunk of shit band that everyone laughed at and you hated, and I trim your opinionated, jealous bullshit off and show you saying "I at least TWICE saw your band" I did not make the statement a lie. You still saw my band whether you say you liked it (during a flame war) or not.

That is the difference, idiot and you're welcome for the schooling on the subject.


When you edit you change the intent of the entire statement. Like if I say : "I love the way you band sound like shit when you play". and you edit it down to" "I love the way your band sounds when you play". Yeah- that is creative editing. You do it all the time. Re: the quote of mine you used I think the original says: "Big deal, somone on the board actually saw your band". Your edit changes the tone and meaning of my post. That is creative editing to serve your purpose.

DejaPussy LIED flat out and tried to trick you with his lies and you jerked him off for it before learning that he was full of shit and was trying to make it look like I had a band when the FACT is, I did not.

The Drummer said otherwise.

Yeah, but did you bask in the glory of the resurrection of Jesus Christ your Lord?

Nope! Sure didn't.
Apparently you feel your religion and its practices are or should be followed by everyone. I don't feel the same way.

As a matter of fact, when we had our meal on Friday night, those who were observing Good Friday were absolutely miserable watching everyone else eat the good stuff. One guy was swearing more than normal and drank too much because of it. Why? Does Jesus dig it more when you don't eat meat for a day but instead you spend the day all angry and drunk?

What exactly is "The Good Stuff?" If you are Catholic, in the true sense, your aren't miserable to give up meat for one day. If you are- you shouldn't be Catholic or if a person is miserable they need to go back and learn why they give it up.

Did that whole Good Friday thing come about because Jesus was trying to help out the fishing industry?

For someone that claims to be an Ordained Minister, you have no religious class.

If you fools feel the need to make yourselves miserable (as most Catholics prefer), feel free. I do not subscribe to any religious ideas that tell me I have to be miserable, or whip myself with a cat of nine tails, or climb a million stair on my knees, or hate myself for having sex, or feel the fire of hell for whacking off, or feel evil for being human. Y'all can have that stupid shit.

Again, or someone tha claims to be an Ordained Minister, you still have no religious class.

You been busted a a liar

Back it it up, sucka.

It's been backed up countless times in this thread. You are just can't come to terms with it. That would be you owning yourself.

By the way- How many 40+ people use the word "owned and "schooled"?

I dunno. I'll let you know when I either become 40, or 40+, or start hanging out with that crowd. But maybe you can answer that question for me? How many?

Really thought you and Jack were buds? He's way past that crowd. I wouldn't know yet. But, come to think of it, I don't know a single person in their 30's that uses it either. If you are in still in your 30's you look rough.

I still doubt you even "own" a car.

Of course you do, even with those pictures popping out right in your face. You will deny, deny, deny like that and make a jackass out of yourself the whole time. Why? Because you know damn well that is a 1988 Lincoln Mark VII LSC I'm showing you and you know it's not photoshopped and you know you are owned.

But maybe, JUST MAYBE if you keep saying you doubt it, you can pretend you haven't been owned and stretch that "I haven't been owned" feeling out a little longer.

You showed everyone a tarp with a grill. Probablyy still has no engine. Ok its a car under a trap. Looks nothing like the one you compared it to. Haven't even seen tires on it.
Hey, I let you stretch it out. I could have whipped the cover off and quickly owned you, but slowly putting splinters under your fingernails seemed like more fun to me and it still does.

And Aqua, on a side note, with all sincerity... I DID flat out call you a liar about your car and about you sending in an affidavit. I apologize for that. I shouldn't have said that when I don't know one way or the other.

Instead I just should have said that for as long as you are just a nameless, faceless username, you really have no credibility with me and you can't prove a single thing. Anyone can post a picture without themselves in it and say it's a picture of something of theirs. Anyone can say they sent in an affidavit when there's no way for anyone to check that.

Hey buddy- see there is the difference. I don't need people to check up on what I say to prove anything. There are plenty of people that know who I am, and what I've done in and around the music business. If you or someone else doesn't know me (which I don't expect you too) I don't fell like I need to prove myself or validate my life's history like you do. The only reason I posted the picture of my car is because it was right there, out the window and I didn't have to get up from my desk. That was the most effort I pu tinto this thread and that was more than you deserve. I don't feel the need to plaster my name and photo all over the world wide web for attention. You= Proven Attention Whore. Me= Not at all. The Attorney General and the Court read my affidavit-that's who is suppose to read it. That's who I gave it to. Not you.

So, sorry for going that extra step and actually calling you a liar. My bad.

This entire thread has been "your bad".

[RockSkar]

I think I broke my scroll button.

How many innocent mice must die during this thread before you all cease with your furious retardation??

[Aquanetsuperhold]

The Needy Attention Whore said:

That one musician was me. I was the one musician who heard the lie and stood up. That was me, not Warrant... Not W.A.S.P. and not any of the other people who knew damn well the place allowed pyro, not even my own former band members. It was ME.

You were the first one to RUN TO THE MEDIA. Several bands told the authorities that the club allowed them to use pyro, including a Kiss cover band. We just didnt see them on TV. Stop polishing your self-esteem with the ashes of my dead friends! God, you are such a low life pussy!

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

They asked me if I was familiar with the tape they had just seen with the drummer and then continued with different questions than the drummer was asked.

No they didn't. Anyone can download your testimony and see for themselves. That was all you were asked about the tape.

You were asked 2 fucking questions about the tape he created and that you took to the media hoping to promote your band.

During his testimony, he talked about purchasing pyro and said you would know more about that then he did. So they asked you about purchasing pyro. That is when you said the singer purchased it with bad checks and said "we're lying."

Then you lied and said the club encouraged you to use pyro. When pressed for a name, you couldn't give one. Instead you gave a vauge answer and suggested that your band was known for it anyway so they should have known regardless.

That's fine dude. Go on with that line. The "he lied in court" thing is working for you and you'll prove it when you show how I was charged with perjury.

Until then, you're still running around in circles saying the same stupid shit. You're frantic because you got owned and still can't admit that the only person here who had to change their stance on this was YOU.

First, according to you, I had nothing to do with this trial at all.
According to me, you got OWNED right then. You've been owned ever since as you slowly try to change your shape.

Now you have to admit I was there and my fucking name is all over this thing. It's in most of the reports. It's in the news videos from coast to coast. The news reporters say there is a controversy regarding the owners allowing pyro "but one musician says different."

http://media.putfile.com/FOX-news-clip

Do you know what a "controversy" is, dummy?

That one musician was me. I was the one musician who heard the lie and stood up. That was me, not Warrant... Not W.A.S.P. and not any of the other people who knew damn well the place allowed pyro, not even my own former band members. It was ME. It stings you badly for some reason too. I don't know why. It's not a good thing to be attached to, dude. People died. I know you don't care about that and you just needed a good ZINGER to toss out there as a flame, with your pussy alternym, but people actually died in this and it is NOT a good thing to have your name all over.

But alas, mine is and you can't deal with it. You were owned from the get go on this one.

Isn't this is that same clip I asked about earlier? It seems stupid for you to put up an interview that makes you look like a liar again.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

We stopped talking about The Metal Chick a long ass time ago, brainiac.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I guess now we're supposed to be gelus that Rev owns a television.

Can't wait until he lifts the tarp to give us a peek at his sweet 1973 Zenith console...

[JDV]

I didn't read all of the Rev tape he is wrapping this glorious thread in but I would like to say the drummer's testimony is much more interesting than Rev's. If this was Knight Rider, the drummer would be K.I.T.T. and Rev would be Hasselhoff. If this was Chico and the Man, the drummer would be Chico and Rev would be the man. If this was BJ and the Bear, the drummer would be Bear and Rev would be BJ. I could go on but I think you get the picture.

[RockSkar]

Not only does he own a tv, he has cable too.

I can beat that.

I've got the Internet.

I bet none of you bitches can afford the Internet.

[RockSkar]

High speed connection, too.

You fools with your 15" CRT monitors and dial-up modems.

When will you ever learn?

[Aquanetsuperhold]

That has already been established by the simple fact that you took your drummer's tape to the press before you brought it to the AG, and they had to come get it from you. No one is buying the lame story that you didn't want to take it to them because the police were in on it.

First of all, nobody ever came to get it from me except news people. After all this time you still have your facts all fucked up. as for anyone not believing I didn't give it to the cops of firement because they were there and I didn't trust that, that's their problem and yours. Testimony proves the police and firemen were there. I live in Massachusetts, not RI anyway. Was I to drive my ass down there and hand it to the cops? Was I to mail it off? You're a dolt. I gave it to the local paper and let them deal with it since my only reason for doing it was to squash the lie I had just heard the brothers tell about allowing pyro. I didn't even know it would become evidence when I called the local paper. I just wanted to level the playing field and set the record straight. I didn't even know if they would give a shit about it at all.



The Police had to go get the tape whether it be from you or the media. Tomato, tamato. You didn't have to give it to the police numb nuts- you bring it right to the Att. General. If I can call his office- so can you (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt there).

Asshole- I live in MA too. Don't make it sound like you have to drive ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE like you are driviving to Florida. Its not that far, especially with a car like yours. What an hour, hour 15 tops to drive there. Why wouldn't you? If its so important that you have to run to sludge to be the first one to spread the news, and people died and you have information- why wouldn't you want to drive all the way down there. If you can drive all the way down there to play a gig for free, you can get your ass to the Att. General's office. Next time you get in a car accident, call the media instead of the police and "let them deal with it".



If you are Catholic, in the true sense, your aren't miserable to give up meat for one day.

Well I'm not catholic, thank God. They were catholics, in the true sense, so much so that they observe Good Friday and Lent. You are no better even though you wish to appear that way.

Well if they were Catholic in the true sense - they woudn't be miserable they would happily sacrifice for one day. How is that I said I was better? Did I say I was even Catholic? Tool.

If you are- you shouldn't be Catholic or if a person is miserable they need to go back and learn why they give it up.

Why don't you teach us all why they give it up. I say it was because the fishing industry was being pushed. What do YOU say, scholar? It's YOUR religion, not mine. Educate me on it.

Again Mr. Back Your Shit Up...Where did I say I was Catholic?

For someone that claims to be an Ordained Minister, you have no religious class.

Because you have preconceived notions of what an ordained minister should be. That's your fault for having such a closed mind that has been programmed by organized religion.

Your are right I have a pre-concieved notion that Minsiters weren't self-righteous assholes and are tolerant and none judgemental of other's religions.

You been busted a a liar

Back it it up, sucka.

Have a seat Tool Boy...........here comes another lie of yours being busted out.

Aquanet wrote:
By the way- How many 40+ people use the word "owned and "schooled"?


I dunno. I'll let you know when I either become 40, or 40+, or start hanging out with that crowd. But maybe you can answer that question for me? How many?

Really thought you and Jack were buds? He's way past that crowd. I wouldn't know yet. But, come to think of it, I don't know a single person in their 30's that uses it either. If you are in still in your 30's you look rough.

Jack Russell is 4 years older than me and was under 40 when we jammed. I am still in my thirties. Please don't add "you look rough" to my already too big nose, fucked-up hair and funny lips. PLEASE!

So you and Jack aren't buds anymore? After all you did for him? Well if Jack is 47 now ( which is a gift- most guess closer to 52), and you are 4 years younger than him that would make you 43! BUSTED! in yet another LIE! Give it up!

You= Proven Attention Whore.

Me=Public entertainer.

How old are you again? Bitch please. You are done. [/

[JDV]

The drummer definitely tells it like it is.

[JDV]

Yeah to me that sounds like they hung around until they were told if they were going to stay they had to buy a ticket.

[ralphwiggumsdealer]

There was this kid who lived down the block from me when I was growing up. I hated this kid, and so did most of the kids I was hanging around with. He was a fat little fuck...a real mouthpiece...always squealing on people and basically always being a real pain in the ass.

Now, kids being kids, we used to beat on him fairly regularly. I can recall making his nose bleed on three seperate occasions. The worst I can remember....some kids had dug a big hole and we tricked him into going down into this hole and then pulled a sheet of plywood over top....trapping him in this hole until he started to cry.

Anyways...that was years ago....and I'm far from being the bully I used to be. The thing is though, is that every once I while I think back to those times, and I start to feel guilty. I mean, that kid (who I've completely lost touch with and have no idea if he's dead or alive) might have become seriously damaged as a result of the stunts we used to pull. The thought of how we treated that kid almost makes me sick to my stomach.

Reading this thread sort of reminds me of those days....and it helps me remember that, yeah, that kid deserved it.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

I know how old my friends are. You don't hang out with people over the age of 40? Most people over the age of 39 don't use the term, "Nanny Nanny poo poo", so I can see why.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

So am I right when I say that the key elements in "schooling" someone are as follows?



1) The "UR JUST GELUS" mantra

2) Getting caught in multiple fabrications

3) Being goaded into posting pictures of yourself in various displays of faggotry, like posting outside on a lawnchair.

4) The "YOU ARE IN MY POWER" song and dance

5) The If you Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em angle



Because that's what Rev's telling us.

Just checkin'.

[gr8twhte]

As usual, 2T and Stoner nailed it.

You fucking jealous, owned, no metal culture having bitches!

[SheriffLegz]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been craving steak for a couple of days now. If I start saving now, in a few months I should be able to afford something off the Ponderosa menu. Maybe even the surf and turf at Red Lobster, if I give up 40's of Old E for a while, that is.

[gr8twhte]

Loser alert.

Saying "owned" six times in one post may identify you as a loser.


This has been a public service announcement from the good folks in rural MN.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You are a pitiful drowning excuse for a man.

If you weren't so funny looking, I might feel bad for laughing.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Here's what I drew: