TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:21 am

One day I'm going to find myself a good woman and settle down and start a life

Well, at least you've come to the realization that you have no life. I think we're making some progress here.

Mitzi
(Baby steps, Rev - baby steps.)

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:16 am

He really thinks he's in on the joke and making progress.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:27 am

Looking for Mrs. Rev wrote:One day I'm going to find myself a good woman and settle down and start a life

Simple enough.

You need to find a broke-ass attention whore who knows what it feels like to walk in your shoes.

Try your sister again.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:45 am

Try your sister again.

Nice work!

Mitz
(I honestly expected you to go for the obvious, given the thread title and all. For that, I apologize.)

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:55 am

Rev, we disagree politically, but I admire your persistence, sir.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:40 pm

RockSkar wrote:Get the fuck off the Internet.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:09 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:

He really thinks he's in on the joke and making progress.

Mitzi Dupree wrote:
We’re here for the laughs and your Bozo the Punching Clown pop-back mentality sets the stage for the stars.
I totally agree with the analogy you are trying to portray in that image, Aqua.

Now see that there you go being all delusional again. You just keep swingng and for all your long winded effort, it all bounces right back and hits you square in the face.

Like I said, you are on the same level as a cheap cat toy.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:34 pm

Ya know what's fuckin' awesome? That I checked in here for the first time today late in the afternoon, and didn't read a single thing Rev wrote...but I already know everything he had to say.

This way, I can make fun of him without the trouble of reading his shitty diatribes.

I wish he'd talk about the aliens, though...even if they freak Lizzie out somethin' fierce.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:47 pm

LizzieBoredom wrote:RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

RUN!

I'm starting to feel like I'm at a Floyd concert, but the band are all Sleestacks. Is this what a flashback feels like, or is that the probe?

Help me Lizzie!

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:43 pm

JakeYonkel wrote:Rev, we disagree politically, but I admire your persistence, sir.

Hahaha! This dork called you sir. Well I guess this is what you get when idiots who sig that they are a "sludgaholic of the month", take a stand.

Persistence in what, Jake? Being a tool? Butt of the joke? The most self centered no-mind to hit the net?

Awesome. Congratulations, Jake. You are Revs new little buddy! Cheers.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:50 pm

®¾™ wrote:It looks like Rev is at least smart enough not to discuss his beliefs in aliens on this thread.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:15 pm

gr8twhte wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:Rev, we disagree politically, but I admire your persistence, sir.

Hahaha! This dork called you sir. Well I guess this is what you get when idiots who sig that they are a "sludgaholic of the month", take a stand.

Persistence in what, Jake? Being a tool? Butt of the joke? The most self centered no-mind to hit the net?

Awesome. Congratulations, Jake. You are Revs new little buddy! Cheers.

Your man-crush sickens me.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:55 am

Pass out the barf bags, little buddy.

I admire your um, progressive thinking. Way to go, hitching your wagon to Rev's. I'm sure it will all work out in the end. Smootches!

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:34 am

Fat, greasy, lonely and stinky?

Well, it's not as catchy as dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking rich. But it's your catch-phrase, Rev. No one can take that away.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:46 am

RockNRev wrote:
gr8twhte wrote:Fat, greasy, lonely and stinky?

Yes.

Well, it's not as catchy as dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking rich.

No, I can tell by y'alls reaction to my $2500 Lincoln that you are NOT rich.

Judging by the state of your car, and lack of shampoo, hence the bandana, neither are you.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:51 am

RockNRev wrote:^^^Translation^^^: "We, the masked losers who are fat, greasy, lonely and stinky, see that you not only uttered the name "Rev," which makes us tremble with fear, but you posted your mug online and as expected from our little mob of losers, we will latch onto you like a pubic crab and do our best to make you itch. It's what we live for and if you check our posts, it's all we really do around here. If only we had lives..."

But look at the bright side, Jake... You'll get some fun pictures of yourself made by people with fat asses and tons of free time on their hands.

You seem to jump right in first thing in the morning. Don't think you've missed a day of posting. You keep telling eveyone how busy you are, couldn't be too busy- you are here everyday. I don't go tit- for-tat with every post.

Oh and just because people don't feel the need to post picutres of themselves all this or any site, doesnt's mean they are fat or greasy etc. It means they are smart and realize that its best to keep yourself on the other side of the net. I have had a stalker in real life, I don't feel the need to make my entire life available to the masses. I have no need for that kind of attention. I have plenty of friends and people that love me in real life. I don't need to make more over the internet. People can find your address easily and and drop by your house. If you are out- someone could easly sucker punch you for some of the shit you've said here and you would have no idea who they were. It's hard to tell them what a coward they are while you are picking up your teeth off driveway. That's not a threat- that is just a situation that could happen because you are so "brave" to post you picture and personal info on the net.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:33 am

RockNRev wrote:
SanityClause wrote:
RockNRev wrote:

Judging by the state of your car, and lack of shampoo, hence the bandana, neither are you.
Keep reading. Your script goes on. Don't forget the part about the big nose and the funny lips, you original, witty thing you.

I don't actually have to bring it up, seeing as you did it yourself.
Saves me the time.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:36 am

Do you think being a paid performer in RockN'Rev gets you a good dental plan? Maybe I should send my resume over to their HR department.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:49 am

Having an "extremely active mind" does not make you intelligent.

In my experience, the smartest people are usually the quietest. They conserve their thoughts and use them effectively and efficiently.

In my experience, the stupidest people are those who speak too frequently and don't contain or make sense of their thoughts. They just ramble on without logic.

Having said that, I do think RockNRev has some very intellectual political ideas.

Besides that though, he seems to be a total twat.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:02 am

Next, I am a media and computer specialist. I spend most of my day at computers. I usually have at least 4 computers running at any given time and I am multi-tasking on all of them at once AND watching TV while I do it.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:48 am

FUCK.THE.FACTORY wrote:
RockNRev wrote:Nobody cracked on my job. They cracked on their incorrect ASSumption that I didn't have one and as usual, they were QUICKLY schooled and then owned.
The "as usual" here is you were once again duped into fetching the ball they tossed.

When I said "another way to describe", I was asking you if there was another way of looking at the situation. In other words, you got fucking duped into posting a picture of yourself and going to the effort to show them that you have a job.

SHHHHHHHH!!!! Don't TELL him! I've been subliminally training him! Dammit...now he'll figure out why I post this image every so often:

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:57 am

Rev, "bra," you SERIOUSLY need to catch up.

I mean...FUCK. You are BONE RETARDED.

2T said it best: The sarcasm boat doesn't dock in your harbor, does it?[/b]

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:32 am

LOVE the Kmart watch! Does it keep time?

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:45 am

RockNRev wrote:I'll bet I did more and made more in the last 9 minutes than y'all did all day.

And I took the pictures, uploaded them and posted them here.

Dude, will you literally go fuck yourself?

I mean...come on.

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:46 am

lol @ you not using any ESD control while performing that repair.

Way to fail on page one of the certification textbook.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:50 am

2Tempting wrote:He's setting up the tarp and looking for his good sunglasses.

The rose-colored ones or the x-ray specs?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:15 am

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:LOVE the Kmart watch! Does it keep time?

Yeah but did you notice how ginger haired he is!

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:32 am

RockNRev wrote:
RockSkar wrote:lol @ you not using any ESD control while performing that repair.

Way to fail on page one of the certification textbook.
You're an idiot.

Dude, you just left the components sitting in the open on a wooden desk while you were taking the picture.

That would have been an automatic fail at the school I went to and you would have been fired on the spot at any certified computer repair company.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:36 am

RockNRev wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:LOVE the Kmart watch! Does it keep time?
It's a sports watch and it keeps time, does laps and is also a heart rate monitor.

Holy shit! That must have cost you at LEAST $10!

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:07 pm

RockNRev wrote: And on top of all that, dummy, it ran when I was done. Imagine that?

That line right there proves that you are not a certified to do computer repairs.

And no, I will not explain to you why.