TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:55 am

Because every driver's ed instructor I've ever encountered has been a complete pud.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:03 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Because every driver's ed instructor I've ever encountered has been a complete pud.

Must be a global thing.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:28 am

Good AssFucking Lord, you are beyond predictable. Or are you seriously suggesting that drivers ed instructors only interact with other people while on the job?

I wouldn't be surprised if you were. You're full of a million different flavors of crazy.

LMFAO @ being called a non-driver - no Rev, I'm not showing you my muscle car.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:48 am

That's a quaint little conspiracy, but all I'm saying is that I've never met a driver's instructor who wasn't a complete fucking zeek. Nothing more, nothing less - just like I've never encountered a Children's Pageant announcer who wasn't a flaming homo.

Now please OWN me with your financial statements, because then it's probably gonna get really good, and you're about due for another photoshoot.

cookie · Post by **cookie** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:01 am

SanityClause wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Because every driver's ed instructor I've ever encountered has been a complete pud.
Must be a global thing.

OH god! Pud is the best description ever!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:28 am

MY DAD WAS PORTER WAGONER AND I'M A TRUSTFUND BABY SO SUCK IT !!11!!

WTF man - you are not to be believed on anything, much less your alleged income. Fuck, you can't even be trusted to stand next to a pile of snow without trying to add a few inches - there's no way in hell I believe you wouldn't pad your fucking bank account for an internet flamewar.

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:30 am

RockNRev wrote: since Rev is an instructor...you greatly resent Rev...if it's about Rev

It's been a long time since Psych 101...but isn't talking in the 3rd person a method used by the depressed to distance themselves from some sort of pain?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:31 am

Rev's a regular Bob Dole.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:37 am

If he asks us if we smell what The Rev is cooking, I'm burning this whole fucking place down.

ralphwiggumsdealer · Post by **ralphwiggumsdealer** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:43 am

2Tempting wrote:
ralphwiggumsdealer wrote:
RockNRev wrote: since Rev is an instructor...you greatly resent Rev...if it's about Rev
It's been a long time since Psych 101...but isn't talking in the 3rd person a method used by the depressed to distance themselves from some sort of pain?
2Tempting thinks you could be on to something.

Ralph thinks he might be on to something too....but Ralph is also worried that he has just fallen for one of Rev's insidious traps. Let's wait and see....

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:07 am

What the fuck is he babbling about?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:14 am

Coming from the guy who checks this thread even before he takes his morning shit, I think I'll just go ahead and laugh that one off.

HAHA!

See?

SCHOOLED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:39 am

2Tempting wrote:He's saying that our entire internet experiences revolve around him.

So it's something like this?

LMFAO @ "a SAAB or a Lexus". OOOH FANCY - YOU MUST BE RICH!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A SAAB and a fucking Lexus!

It's the Nu Steak and Lobster, motherfuckersl !

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:48 am

This is my garage.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:12 am

2Tempting wrote:Same forehead and nose, but I hadn't noticed the overbite or the jaundiced skin yet.

LMGDAO!!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:30 am

I'm thinking it's more like this:

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:10 am

KryinNLyin wrote:Imagine if I had opened up the garage and there were a couple more cars in there, like say a new Saab and a new Lexus.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:29 am

Hell yeah, Hungwell - grasp onto that broken link like Rev grasps his dick whenever he reads this thread.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:46 am

Stoney wrote:Hell yeah, Hungwell - grasp onto that broken link like Rev grasps his dick whenever he reads this thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

KryinNLyin wrote:No, you care enough to take NUMEROUS days and use NUMEROUS posts just to point out the fact that I lied NUMEROUS times about headling The Whiskey NUMEROUS times for free!

I bet he's caught himself NUMEROUS times typin' "GRANDPA HUNGY"
just seconds 'fore clickin' 'submit'.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:48 am

2Tempting wrote:I like the groovy colors of those straws but, all in all, I'd rather grasp at these ones...

They just look more fun.

Sorry, but those are the straws Rev's grasping - mostly because they're CRAZY.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:52 am

2Tempting wrote:And he probably doesn't even share.

God knows I can't buy my own because I'm poor.

And fat! Don't forget fat.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:53 am

Yeah, if she'd just let go of those straws and started eating everything through them, maybe she wouldn't be so fucking huge.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:03 am

If you went on the Atkins Diet, you could eat steak and lobster every night!

Oh wait, you're poor.

Fuck it - DINE N DASH 4EVA !

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:06 am

We heard you the first time, Tammy Tourette.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:24 am

RevolutionMan wrote:
RevolutionMan wrote:
RevolutionMan wrote:people try to take my soul away,
but i don't hear the rap that they all say.
they try to tell us, that we dont belong
but that's alright, we're millions strong!
these are my people, you are my crowd
turn on the music, we like it loud
these are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights
these are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy nights

sometimes days are so hard to survive, WHOAAA YEA
a million ways to bury you alive,
the sun goes down, like a bad bad dream
you woke up tired, gotta let off steam
they say they can break you, again and again
if like is a radio, turn up to 10!

thats what i thought bitches.

Soooooooo. Yeah.

Forgive me if this question seems insensitive, RevolutionMan, but is it brain damage or a birth defect?

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:42 am

RevolutionMan? Hmmm........

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:24 pm

Here is the Saab. It's a classic and has just been repainted.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:47 pm

Tweaked it for accuracy:

RockSkar · Post by **RockSkar** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:44 pm

So this thread continues. The driver's ed teaching, war board obsessing, springer watching, drag car racing, computer engineer and legendary rockstar is still trying to make himself appear better than normal. Isn't that some kind of personality defect where people like RockNRev try and make up for their lack of penis size by bragging on the Internet? You'd think with all that money and beautiful cars he has, he wouldn't need to validate himself on this thread.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:33 am

RockSkar wrote:So this thread continues. The driver's ed teaching, war board obsessing, springer watching, drag car racing, computer engineer and legendary rockstar is still trying to make himself appear better than normal. Isn't that some kind of personality defect where people like RockNRev try and make up for their lack of penis size by bragging on the Internet? You'd think with all that money and beautiful cars he has, he wouldn't need to validate himself on this thread.

You forgot his religious background, or did you do that because you are jealous of it.
It's Ok to be jealous of him, it's the norm apparently!