TheMetalChick needs to shut up...

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:24 pm

gr8t wrote:Has anyone run into an Omega wolf lately? Or was it Alpha wolf? Whatever, go wolves!

HAHAHA!

All's I remember is an Omega wolf is more likely to accuse you of Slander, albeit only on Hate related hair-metal internet message boards.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:04 pm

That was a great rant! I, for one, use to tell her to shut the fuck up because she never knew who would see her on-line diares and monologues. But guess what.....she just kept on going and ranting, swearing and carrying on. Not very becoming for a teacher. Not too surprise to see it bit her in the ass.

ChancreSore · Post by **ChancreSore** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:40 pm

Hey Rev, why did you change your avatar personal pic deal?

ChancreSore · Post by **ChancreSore** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:48 pm

Haha, from the link Fuck The Factory linked earlier...

From RockNRigamarol:

See, we "liberal lefties", as you like to call us, have better solutions. We don't have to fight to show how tough we are.

You don't fight, you just challenge people at a bar to do pull ups. What a faggot.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:58 pm

where is tmc?

I really miss her.

TheScootinator · Post by **TheScootinator** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:58 am

RockNRev wrote:
FUCK.THE.FACTORY wrote:
RockNRev wrote:No, leaving a band for those reasons was part of living life on my terms, thanks.
Translation: wasting years of my life in a band, including moving across country and paying to play the whiskey, was part of living my life on my own terms.

You were living your life on your own terms as much as this guy:

Face the music. You failed as a musician. It did not go your way.
It went EXACTLY my way. It was as deep as I wanted to go with it.

And I doubt that bum there could cross the country and rock out with a band while still maintaining a home in New England the whole time.

Try again, spineless liar.

Sorry if this has already been pointed out, but isn't the "home in New England" your Mommy's?

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:15 am

TheMetalChick wrote:"I just wanted to read haikus!"

Whiny fucking post
From idiotic windbag
Is still quite funny

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:33 am

A reprise would be
Better than a pony ride
Good fucking call.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:58 am

Its time for the, "Caption this photo portion" of this thread!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:01 am

tmc wrote:I remember old Sludge. I first came here when this was a little shit geocities site and Shawn was plugging links on the AOL message boards to try and get viewers.

pfft.

I remember old Sludge.

I was comin' here back when it was nothin' but HyperText Markup Language. In fact here's a screenshot of the first time I came here in '97.

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<html>
<body>

Metal Sludge

 


My name is Shawn


 

<big>
tmc won't stop pm'in me!
</big>

 


they've accumulated in my inbox!


 


For the love o God, somebody help me!


 


S.O.S.


 


head tiltin' bitch....


 


...i give up...

Succubyss · Post by **Succubyss** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:31 am

"i just wanted to read haikus"

Funniest thread EVA!

TMC Yellow
Instigates the rage in me
Hungwell, hold my "hand"

S (always remember and never forget, "The MetalChick Needs To Shutup")

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:13 am

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:
Its time for the, "Caption this photo portion" of this thread!

TMC pops in
To spread TRU METAL KULTURE
Young boy screams in fright

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:22 am

Don't be afraid, boy
I interviewed Warrant once.
Now give me some oats.

ChancreSore · Post by **ChancreSore** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:29 am

Hey 2T, YOU'RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME!!!

Rev, why'd you change your pic?

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:15 am

The Mental Chick Wrote:

See, it was found by a guy at my job who didnt like me (I think the problem is that he DID like me, the fuck) and went to my principal with the information, saying that I shouldnt be around children

It was your own fault. This is all public information. You spead enough manure around, eventually you will step in it yourself.
As for that guy, he shouldn't be around farm animals.

Shiraz · Post by **Shiraz** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:35 pm

Why does the pile of accumulated knowledge look like a beached whale?

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:33 pm

OMG!LMFAO! That took me by surprise! ^ ^

I just spit shot my lobster and steak across the table!

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:17 pm

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:OMG!LMFAO! That took me by surprise! ^ ^

I just spit shot my lobster and steak across the table!

You can afford that? You must be a driving instructor!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:34 pm

BWAHAHAHAAHAA!!

Damn that's classic!

Thank God gums can thank The_Skullet in person for those re-appearing!!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:03 pm

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:OMG!LMFAO! That took me by surprise! ^ ^

I just spit shot my lobster and steak across the table!
You can afford that? You must be a driving instructor!

Jealous hata! I only teach twice a year as a hobby.The rest of my time is spent inflating and stroking my own ego and self -importance, while making advances in rocket science, as well as saving washed up old cock stars from themselves. So can I afford it? I’ll let you figure it out.

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:32 pm

I'm totally gonna be blamed for this. HA!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:13 pm

\m/.FUCK..YOU.\m/ wrote:Since we're digging into the archives for our favorites, here's mine:

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:02 am

\m/.FUCK..YOU.\m/ wrote:Since we're digging into the archives for our favorites, here's mine:

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:01 am

BWAAAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!!

How much ya wanna bet there is a virtual Nor'easter of yellow novels implodin' inboxes as we speak!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:04 am

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:41 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:RockNRev

http://www.ronaldreagan.com/forums/show ... php?t=2138

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:47 am

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:RockNRev

Gee whiz, he can't seem to get along with any of the other kids in their sandboxes either. Do you think it might be just him or are they just jealous too?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:15 am

MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:RockNRev

http://www.ronaldreagan.com/forums/show ... php?t=2138

So he doesn't just narrow it down to this place then.

The_Yellow®™ · Post by **The_Yellow®™** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:36 am

We'll see who has the last laugh, pussy alternyms. I had Imageshack remove those disgusting libelous pictures of me, NOT because I can't handle being made fun of, but because you STOLE THEM from me.

Joking about these things is fine... but there have been times when that kind of shit has crossed the line. I for example got in trouble at my job last oct-nov because there were threads all over the place about me, not even just on Sludge. My picture was posted all over the internet by nyms pretending to be me and everytime I searched for my name spelled slightly wrong I found things posted that I never posted yet this person claimed to be me. See, it was found by a guy at my job who didnt like me (I think the problem is that he DID like me, the fuck) and went to my principal with the information, saying that I shouldnt be around children. This was a serious accusation to make and I even had to miss work to fight this thing. While I was fighting the charges I asked people on the boards to please stop making all these comments about me molesting my students etc because it had GONE BEYOND JOKES and had literally threatened to fuck up my life. I couldnt even deny that it was me on the board because there were people posting my full name, my address, my phone number, you name it. Why? Because they dont like Ozzy? Because they because they think Grim Reaper sucks? The fact is there WAS no reason... these are just pathetic fucking people that do not understand what it means to joke around. In the end the charges were unfounded but it left a stain on my character that I couldnt erase. It is probably the reason that I was excessed this year from my district and am not in a classroom right now. Yes, I can honestly say that supposed "joking" really did fuck up my life.

Why do you assholes lie and slander me the way you do and beg for details about my life? Why???

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:49 am

Just a hunch, but I'm gonna guess not.