The Cusack, My lil' Wind-Up Toy!

Whpprsnpprr · Post by **Whpprsnpprr** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:04 am

Ok so try to hold your liquor this time!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:12 am

The thing about my unbanning is that I respect Stone Cold for being sort of honest about it (that it had nothing to do with me and everything to do with them being puds) but there's so much there to make fun of.

First of all, early in the thread, Poison Ivy admits to being the one that banned me. Then during the DC unbanning speech, Stone Cold takes all the blame. It's almost like they don't even care that if you were paying attention, you'd see the inconsistencies. It's not like you have to even be obsessed or anything - if you read page 2, page 15 will not make a lick of sense.

Then you got The Cusack over there acting like he never got tickets to anything from Kotzen. Okay, let's say I made that whole thing up (which I didn't and I actually have more information than I'm revealing - thanks, chat!), why would Kotzen and Carman goof on it that? Like those guys are in any position to laugh at message board "conspiracy theories." If you can think of two guys dumber than Dave and Carman, let me know. The thing is, no one cares that they post there because until a couple months ago, YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT METAL SLUDGE!!! That's like living in Hoboken and not being allowed to talk about New York.

Here's a fun little fact for anyone wants to join Metal Bust. Remember the wrestlers from about a year ago and all that drama? Anyway they got banned from Sludge for saying something too fucked up for Sludge. One of those guys said something WORSE than that (about that very situation, right after they got banned) over on Metal Blast.

When I asked Cuntsack what the deal was, he was like "He said that? Really?" Of course, the thread's been deleted.

Their motto might as well be "Everything That Sucks About Sludge is Welcome. Everything That's Awesome is Bannable. Don't Even Think About Making Fun of Musicians! Unless it's Phil Lewis, he's a MEANIE. Sometimes."

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:02 am

All I know is, Organic is fair game now that The_Sack isn't trying to plow her. Or be plowed. I'm not really sure what the deal was there....

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:30 am

grayantimatter wrote:All I know is, Organic is fair game now that The_Sack isn't trying to plow her. Or be plowed. I'm not really sure what the deal was there....

Here's the girl that is currently off limits -

The Cusack wrote:The girl that would be at the top of my list (and has been since I first signed up) is somebody I actually got to go out with a couple of times this year and even though I didn't "hit it", I'm good to go.

She posts at Metal Blast. You will being Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:19 am

If you can think of two guys dumber than Dave and Carman, let me know

I could make a three page thread, beginning with slicer.

Just sayin'.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:22 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
If you can think of two guys dumber than Dave and Carman, let me know

I could make a three page thread, beginning with slicer.

Just sayin'.

That's one guy, unless you're counting amonenemy and meltdown.

A guy like Whpprsnpprr is like Hypatia compared to those fools.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:25 am

I can understand your bias, but let's be realistic here - this place is rife with retarded.

Here's another one - VNP

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:29 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I can understand your bias, but let's be realistic here - this place is rife with retarded.

Here's another one - VNP

What was VNP's most retarded conspiracy theory? That you were in cahoots with the mod here? Not nearly as retarded as Dave saying the mod systematically fed us information.

And for fuck's sake, over on Blast Carman spelled crew "crue." For fuck's sake.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:36 am

VNP's most retarded moment was when he thought he could scare posters and mods alike by threatening to have this site investigated and subsequently shut down by forwarding a thread to CPS.

That and the fact that he didn't know what 8+8 was or how to spell hearsay while "working in law".

Here's another one for that ass - LolliWhoreInCandyland.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:54 am

I see no point in arguing whether or not Dave and Carman are smart guys. They're obviously not. You see a reason to defend them. Fine. Let's move on.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:55 am

I'm not defending them.

deathcurse wrote:If you can think of two guys dumber than Dave and Carman, let me know

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:56 am

I think even VNP knows how to spell "crew." Maybe even slicer. Just sayin'.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:57 am

You know I'm right.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:00 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You know I'm right.

No, I actually disagree with you here.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:02 am

No, you're just being stubborn because I'm always right.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:03 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:No, you're just being stubborn because I'm always right.

You're being stubborn because you have some sort of weird affection for one those retards. And neither of them wished harm on your kids (to my knowledge). They did applaud someone else's personal tragedy in the spirit of pro wrestling, which neither slicer nor VNP ever did.

I win.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:05 am

Wait, VNP actually did that (the Benoit thing).

Still not as vulgar.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:05 am

Get real - I've just been around a long time and I've seen much stupider posters. But just to humor you, I'll remind you that VNP threatened to RAPE somebody's niece.

Also, leave my kids out of this.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:08 am

Okay. It wasn't my intention to do that but I did and I'm sorry.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:21 am

It's cool.

TUFFMUFFTYGERTAILZ · Post by **TUFFMUFFTYGERTAILZ** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:08 am

Hi Stoner !

Blue Steel · Post by **Blue Steel** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:54 am

deathcurse wrote:I think even VNP knows how to spell "crew." Maybe even slicer. Just sayin'.

LIER!!!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:06 am

Suffice it to say ( coming from me, that's hysterical) that as long as Nosack is involved, Metal-Hindenburg will enjoy open seating for years to come.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:25 am

wait....that's not how you spell crue???

Blind Lemon Pledge · Post by **Blind Lemon Pledge** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:48 pm

Le Bump.

Just because I craved a double sausage with black olives and mushrooms.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:16 pm

What's with all the recent Cusack hate?

I mean, I know why dc and Hungwell have beef with him, but I've noticed that regulars from Blast have taken to slagging him, too.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:48 pm

Thats just stupid.

Blast doesn't really have any regulars.

Just Sludge regulars with extracurricular posting activities.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:52 pm

You're stupid.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:43 pm

Its why I love you

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:52 pm

I miss Ette.