Could Taime Downe Be The Evil Anti-Clive?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:56 pm

Photographic evidence suggests yes.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:00 pm

Christ on a cracker he's hideous.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:54 pm

You have never lied.

I think just as I need time each day in my Clive thread, I need time in a thread like this for balance. We'll see how it goes.

LadyJaneGrey · Post by **LadyJaneGrey** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:24 pm

Hideous? That is so NOT the word to describe Taime.....there's never been a time when he's not been attractive.

WackyWalrus · Post by **WackyWalrus** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:32 am

Saw him the other night opening for Wednesday 13. I wasn't too impressed, but don't know anything about the guy or his band either

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:36 am

sludgerizator wrote:CHICKIE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE?! WHY?!
HOLY FAWK. HE IS SO CACA!

It's a matter of balance.

Just as we need night to balance day, we need a really really fat ugly washed-up goth almost-was to offset the brilliant shining light cast by my Clive thread.

krismetal · Post by **krismetal** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:24 am

That tit pic is fucking gross.

He must have gained 100 pounds.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:55 am

More ugly.

stella_d_ella · Post by **stella_d_ella** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:28 pm

He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!

krismetal · Post by **krismetal** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:46 pm

He still gets the most beautiful groupies

FearsOfGun · Post by **FearsOfGun** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:43 pm

stella_d_ella wrote:He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!

Just a paper bag? I would need a paper bag, a few shots of Wild Turkey, a couple lines of coke, and some rope to hang myself with in the morning.

LadyJaneGrey · Post by **LadyJaneGrey** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:06 pm

I think Taime looks great in that last picture.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:56 pm

Oh, Lady Jane. Sigh.

Please, for your own sake, click the link in my sig and become enlightened to the endless pleasures of looking at a guy who is hot and not gross.

Funkychik02 · Post by **Funkychik02** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:00 pm

GEE! Thanks for gaying up the hot old guy thread with the Marilyn Manson's dad.

(I kid, I kid... LadyJaneGray... don't kill me.)
*Edit: wow, clicked the wrong thread!*

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:55 pm

Even being thinner couldn't stop him from being a freight train of fug.

krismetal · Post by **krismetal** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:01 pm

Not too much thinner there.

chickenona wrote:Even being thinner couldn't stop him from being a freight train of fug.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:23 pm

toofastforlove69 · Post by **toofastforlove69** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:30 pm

I used to think he looked alright back in the late 80's, but now, no way.

He just looks like a train wreck.

Rainbow Bright · Post by **Rainbow Bright** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:08 am

Ew.

Let me reiterate. Ew. I wouldn't hit that with Punk's dick

Livewire625 · Post by **Livewire625** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:52 am

^ How bout with your own? Im sure punk wouldn't want u touching his dick.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 pm

Well, ALJ, my love, your words of wisdom regarding Taime Downe had a great run as my sig, but KneelandBobDylan made me laugh so hard today I knew it was time for a change. Thank God I have this thread to remind me of your awesome words.

RPB · Post by **RPB** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:12 pm

Taime and Clive are both pretty damn ugly, but Taime is fat and disgusting on top of it.

Nasty.

LadyJaneGrey · Post by **LadyJaneGrey** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:41 pm

Hey now, Clive is NOT ugly, and Taime isn't fat or disgusting!

krismetal · Post by **krismetal** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:13 pm

yeah?

LadyJaneGrey wrote:Hey now, Clive is NOT ugly, and Taime isn't fat or disgusting!

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:40 pm

Oh, God, he blew out his control-tops.

PS: I am convinced that AttorneyJohn hijacked RPB's account. No sighted person could call Clive Owen ugly.

Einstein · Post by **Einstein** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:41 pm

chickenona wrote:Oh, God, he blew out his control-tops.

Pill · Post by **Pill** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:52 pm

chickenona wrote:No sighted person could call Clive Owen ugly.

A DJ Ashba fan would.

I'm convinced that picture of Taime sucking the teet has scarred me for life. Can I press optic-rape charges?

LadyJaneGrey · Post by **LadyJaneGrey** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:56 pm

Taime doesn't wear control-tops, he doesn't need to. Come to think of it, anyone got that pic of Taime that was on the staticbeth.com site?

Pill · Post by **Pill** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:03 pm

LadyJaneGrey, that's your nipple in Taime's mouth, isn't it?

krismetal · Post by **krismetal** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:09 pm

Eww that picture make me so ill., whoever it is their lucky they cut her face out. They could have at least photoshopped that damn ugly face of taimes.

Pill wrote:LadyJaneGrey, that's your nipple in Taime's mouth, isn't it?

Could Taime Downe Be The Evil Anti-Clive?

Could Taime Downe Be The Evil Anti-Clive?

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