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"Greeting from M.I Japan,I'm your instructor Tim Miller.Before we go any further, I'd like to clear a couple of things up. First off, no, I am not the actor who played Fish on Barney Miller.However,I have been the Spokesman for Metamucil for the past 3 decades. Now then,back to the bass. The bass is the most demanding of all musical instruments. Do not get frustrated if you have problems.I'd hate to see any of you go through the enduring and painful 3 day heroin withdrawl that I did. Having said that; ah 1,2, you know what to do,......(average bass playing)....... Well there you have it! Fuck you sludge, advantage itwalksamongus! Good Luck!
"Greeting from M.I Japan,I'm your instructor Tim Miller.Before we go any further, I'd like to clear a couple of things up. First off, no, I am not the actor who played Fish on Barney Miller.However,I have been the Spokesman for Metamucil for the past 3 decades. Now then,back to the bass. The bass is the most demanding of all musical instruments. Do not get frustrated if you have problems.I'd hate to see any of you go through the enduring and painful 3 day heroin withdrawl that I did. Having said that; ah 1,2, you know what to do,......(average bass playing)....... Well there you have it! Fuck you sludge, advantage itwalksamongus! Good Luck!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-V9fUfT5bE
Check out the all-action performance from seconds 0.15 - 0.35, before Egyptian bass-maestro Imhotep "Tim" Mirror leads a shitty band in some kind of mongoloid cross-breed between "Electric Eye" and Axel Rudi Pell's gayer moments.
Check out the all-action performance from seconds 0.15 - 0.35, before Egyptian bass-maestro Imhotep "Tim" Mirror leads a shitty band in some kind of mongoloid cross-breed between "Electric Eye" and Axel Rudi Pell's gayer moments.
Album reviews by yours truly: http://www.swinetunes.co.ukHeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Luckily Freddie and Rob are tough gays and wore the Cruising Leathers and played rock and roll.
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Damn. If you're sharing the stage with a singer who looks like Orson Welles' mulleted love child howling out lyrics that can not have been written by a native English speaker and you can't compete for time on camera, you might be a mummy.
Turn around,
Night of USA,
Whatchu waiting for,
Free your mind!
LMMFAO!
Turn around,
Night of USA,
Whatchu waiting for,
Free your mind!
LMMFAO!
Anthrax442 wrote:Yeah, I'll take that under advisement, Mr. 88-Post-Alternym.
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Itwalksamongus wrote:Hell - I'm 53 - no way I would even think of going back to LA and hitting the audition scene. I tell friends here that - and they're like dude - you look young and play your ass off. I'm like THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
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Dude, you know that it's hard to transubscribe from hieroglyphics. Perhaps the Rosetta Stone holds the key to that song.deathcurse wrote:I'm listening to "Night of USA" right now and I'm confused.
It looks as though there are several guys in the band whose first language is English. So what the fuck is with the Engrish lyrics?
Album reviews by yours truly: http://www.swinetunes.co.ukHeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Luckily Freddie and Rob are tough gays and wore the Cruising Leathers and played rock and roll.
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Oh man, it got taken down!MurrayFiend wrote:Fuck, video's been removed by the user. Sounds hilarious, though... anyone got it?
Here's a video from The Mummy's one man show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BflcTdtksWw
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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This is what is called "running from the issue".MurrayFiend wrote:Fuck, video's been removed by the user. Sounds hilarious, though... anyone got it?
This geriatric motherfucker can't go any-fucking-where without people fucking with him.
He obviously can't handle the heat, and is brickin' out from the kitchen.
Timmy, yer such a work of art, you sloppy cunt.
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It's not like anyone was commenting on the video. I saw one comment, I think, and it wasn't rude or anything.
MI took the video down. Whether or not he has access to their account, I can't say, but I imagine they took it down for being FUCKING TERRIBLE and kinda scary.
MI took the video down. Whether or not he has access to their account, I can't say, but I imagine they took it down for being FUCKING TERRIBLE and kinda scary.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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There are plenty of fart sounds out there. Youtube and otherwise. If I had the means to make it happen, i'd be on it.Quantavius wrote:Yeah someone definetely needs to dub this!Grendel wrote:Someone here with a bass needs to make a "Mumraamongus Shreds" video pronto!Quantavius wrote: Thats not necessarily a bad thing.
But i trust in the Sludge faithful.
I bet his amp cries everytime that failure plugs in.
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Holyshit look at that sunk in fucking face. Clean living my ass!
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Sung to the tune of Beat it~
You dumb Mummy why are you such a fussy old man
With your sunk in jowls you look like Peter Pan
Couldnt make it in the States so you moved to Japan........
You dumb Mummy why are you such a fussy old man
With your sunk in jowls you look like Peter Pan
Couldnt make it in the States so you moved to Japan........
Free the WM3
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