Dumbest Posters

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:14 am

I know he's on here somewhere already, but I'm seconding (or thirding or fourthing) that waste of bandwidth known as Heenan Snuka.

Mainly for his 2nd grade-esque comments on Stevie's thread on the Gossip Board.

Seriously. Whomever provided this gelatinous pile of pflegm with an internet connection should be duly prosecuted and punished.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:40 pm

No fair. Everybody took the good ones already. That said, if stupid was LSD, JakeYonkel would be peaking 24/7.

bighairdiscs · Post by **bighairdiscs** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:17 am

gr8twhte wrote:No fair. Everybody took the good ones already. That said, if stupid was LSD, JakeYonkel would be peaking 24/7.

not all of the good ones.....

How is it possible to have 12 pages of stupidity without one single mention of the fucking supreme idiocy of ROADHEAD???

CharvelBasher · Post by **CharvelBasher** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:41 pm

I'm sorry for what I said the other day. No excuses, I'm a dumbass for say them and I deserve all the abuse. I reacted wrongly and I regret it. I' know I'm done on here but I apologise to everyone who was exposed to my stupid ways lately.

The roasting may continue.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:44 pm

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:15 pm

Oh, for Christ's sake, there's no need to stop posting. If you do that, who am I gonna pick on?

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:20 pm

chickenona wrote:Oh, for Christ's sake, there's no need to stop posting. If you do that, who am I gonna pick on?

He gave you permission, man. Keep on.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:12 pm

chickenona wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:Chicke must have had a brain fart to leave me off the list. It's OK though! Somebody else will be along shortly to add me.
You're not stupid, Jake. That's one of the reasons I get so frustrated with you.

He may be uninformed, ignorant, sheltered and a jew, but stupid he is not. He just needs to come out of his shell and look at the world around.

With that said, I have noticed the sexual tension between you two. You secretely wanna grudge fuck each other, it's fuckin obvious.

Jake, you wanna tell me you wouldnt love to spank that dope smoking hippie with your cock? Broads like her is what ruined good old fashioned family life where bitches knew their place. She needs to be taugh a lesson.

And Chicke, you once said the best sex you had was with republicans.
Maybe you find it more exciting to do it with people who don't share your views. People you disagree on most things, people you feel like slapping on the face, but at the same time screw their brains out.
Well jew boy fits that profile.

Face it, Chickie. You wanna fuck JakeYonkel. JakefuckinYonkel. That hurts. Hurts deep inside, Chickie.

We're trough, Chickie.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:15 pm

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:17 pm

Yes, it is interesting that mullet_head has crushed my heart like a bug...because of JAKE YONKEL.

That shit is cold, man.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:43 pm

chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

Oh I have lots of interesting theories.

Like, rural women are the ultimate fuck. Their roughness and determination at harvesting a crop is the same they have riding a cock, ya know? Hard labour, hard fucking, bring it on.

Sowing, reaping, cooling, sorting, cleaning, packing, sucking, licking, fucking, swallowing, it's all a sequence for them. And they always start really young, usually with a cousin, so they have experience.

Look at Nelly Furtado. First she was like a bird, but as soon as her tractor riding genes kicked she turned herself into a maneating whore.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:45 pm

Hahahaha @ "usually with a cousin".

It sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this.

Taco Torres · Post by **Taco Torres** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:54 pm

If we were being truthful, this thread could go on for 50+ pages. Lots of knuckles missing some skin around here.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:55 pm

I also think bitches who can handle a wheel can handle a cock.
This theory is difficult to prove though. Where the hell you gonna find a broad who can drive and isn't a lesbian?

Only once I discovered one. My buddy's bitch, she gave me a ride home from a bar once, and I realised what an amazing driver she was. I could never drive that good, not even in my drunkest moments.

My dick got hard right there. Someday, I'm gonna nail that bitch reaaal hard.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:59 pm

Hahahaha, you know, lately I've noticed that the worst drivers are actually left-wing women. Nine times out of ten if somebody cuts in front of me only to brake for no apparent reason, or makes a turn at a crawl because they're trying to yap on the phone with one hand and drive with the other, or otherwise pull an idiotic stunt that leaves me swearing, it will be some stupid whore with an Obama bumper sticker.

I worry about what this says about me.

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:00 pm

I too have the best sex with people of the opposite political pursuasion as me.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:00 pm

chickenona wrote:Hahahaha @ "usually with a cousin".

It sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this.

Not really. But I'll tell you something, I really loved those sundays when my ma took me to visit aunt Julia and cousin Vera.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:07 pm

chickenona wrote:Hahahaha, you know, lately I've noticed that the worst drivers are actually left-wing women. Nine times out of ten if somebody cuts in front of me only to brake for no apparent reason, or makes a turn at a crawl because they're trying to yap on the phone with one hand and drive with the other, or otherwise pull an idiotic stunt that leaves me swearing, it will be some stupid whore with an Obama bumper sticker.

I worry about what this says about me.

It says you're a good driver.
About that JakeYonkel shit, you are forgiven. I have a theory to prove, but for that I will need your cooperation.

I'm also thinking about getting some poppies, I may need some help from you about indoor growing.

ZakkVanDime wrote: I too have the best sex with people of the opposite political pursuasion as me.

So, you like them educated, huh Zack?

ZakkVanDime · Post by **ZakkVanDime** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:15 pm

mullet_head wrote:
ZakkVanDime wrote: I too have the best sex with people of the opposite political pursuasion as me.
So, you like them educated, huh Zack?

Angry Jew · Post by **Angry Jew** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:36 pm

chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

Thanks! You saw this pic of Dizzy and I and got excited!

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:

rikirachtmanstheshit · Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:37 pm

My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit.

Angry Jew · Post by **Angry Jew** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:38 pm

grayantimatter wrote:
deathcurse wrote:I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.
He's OVD for GnR. Just, not as fun, insightful or entertaining.

Seems like he's probably a decent dude, but he's going to die choking on Axls nuts.

Haha,wow.If I am being compared to P13,TCOM and OVD, I may have to slow my roll with the GNR threads!

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:45 pm

chickenona wrote:

My broken heart aside, I can't deny there's jewboys on here I'd definitely bang the hell out of but Jake ain't one of them. Interesting theory though.

Yeah, mullet, I don't do druggies either, so we'll hafta pass. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:49 pm

Ouch. That your 'A' material?

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:50 pm

This thread is starting to fulfill its own purpose by creating new contenders for the crown.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:55 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:That silly stupid shitstain Chickenona is a douchebag. Dumbshit rags on people and once the fag sees they verbally rip his head off he tries to be "friends." Fuck him and his e crush stopimafagalready.

Who ripped off my head? And who'd I try to be friends with?

nubiankey · Post by **nubiankey** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:57 pm

Nona, you got a dick?? When did the sex change take place?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:58 pm

I've been keeping it on the DL.

rikirachtmanstheshit · Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:01 pm

That's a hell of a tuckjob baby! Do ya do Bar Mitzvahs?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:13 pm

No, I'm a non-denominational tranny.